Ta. My London "tour de force" has turned into a "tour de farce." Had a 45 rub n tub at praed street massage in Paddington £55 includes £20HE. Very good massage and HE from a very friendly but fairly plain Chinese mature lady (Bella). Basic bed type thingy, mattress with god knows how many peoples silhouette embedded into it, no frills but with ensuite shower. Bed lined with those horrid paper towels that stick to you and tear up making you look like you have leprosy.
This was my punting swan song. A masterpiece in the planning to calm both body and mind. I envisaged returning to my home town and being greeted by the mayor and a 1000 strong crowd, open top car, cavalcade, thousands cheering me down the high street, champagne reception.
Plan was a soho or seedy London massage - duo with 2 Hot fillies - maybe one agency girl or someone resembling a chnese / Japanese supermodel from back pages.
All a bit of an anti climax methinks. Served me right. I should've toured Bristol. I'm surely out of juice now, desire has gone, ready to settle down. If I'm feeling it I'll see Mona tomorrow. Some great threads on here and funny reviews, it's been a blast. Be safe everyone.
