More seriously, if you accidentally wash a pocket full of notes the plastic ones don't end up as a wet confetti mush
Not all Scotmen sew up their pockets to avail themselves of your generosity I'd have you know!
Pockets? I thought you all used the skin of a poor dead animal to store your valuables in.
Seemples, Fuzzy; I've got two wallets!A lovely black leather one given as a birthday present by a special friend for: currency notes; my ID; who to contact in case of an accident [the woman who bought the wallet for me]; and various loyalty cards - eg Waterstone's, for discount on books.Then some years later, my god-daughter bought me a metallic wallet with various slots to accommodate my debit card; a couple of credit cards and the Nectar card which goes with one of the credit cards.
Only when you're around. Don't forget what we store in our socks.
Some of us have two, scutty!
Invented by the government to convert us to plastic only.
I meant a sporran......some poor dead fox or badger's head bouncing off a Scotsman's bollocks
Damn these new plastic tenners and twenties Went to see my reg today and as always had the cash in my left trouser pocket, keys and coins in the right. I took the cash out and put it at her request on the side table - she never counts itGot home to find a tenner still in my pocket - would never have happened in the old day of paper but these new notes are so slippery Texted her to apologise and she was cool with it and said she had someone overpay last week
I always thought it was a wild haggis that dangled from the front of a kilt
Check again. Sometimes it's necessary to finish off the wee sheep-eater by hand. (potatoes are for when we get home – to serve with the rabbit)
The new notes are less scratchy when stuffed between her arse cheeks.Anyone recognise my reference from a few years ago?
I honestly don’t recall the last time I used cash in a shop... certainly not this year. The only cash transactions I’ve made in 2020 are for punting and massages - legit or otherwise
Unfortunately yes.
I thought the £50's didn't come out till next year...Or is that just if you're constipated?
The Isle of Man plastic (tyvek) £1 notes from around 30 years ago were amusing...........they wore and lasted so well that the company that made them went bust because there was no need for a repeat order - they never managed to cover the capital cost of the production tooling
Hate them. I've easily lost £100 total out of pockets, even one slipped out of my wallet somehow, since they've become a thing
