I'm sure some of you will know her as the potentially make believe "sister" of Carmen, otherwise known as HornyxTeen. I'm not sure if they still advertise as sisters, but I'm certain they did before.
Now, I'm not sure what the fuss is with this girl. She's absolutely awful at what she does, in my opinion. She has very poor mannerisms and her English is so-so, but that's not my quarrel here.
Anyway, I thought I'd book a 15 minute quickie today since that's all I could squeeze in and the other chick I usually see said she wasn't working. Then I saw Emily featured on Adult Work and I'd considered seeing either her or Carmen before, since they're been in this game a while. Well, I actually walked all the way from Blackfriars Street to Cameron Toll via Dalkeith Road, because I was told I had to be there for half 2 and I felt rushed. Well, I wasn't going to feel like rushing that much and leaving myself knackered after taken Viagra, so I warned her I'd be slightly late as I needed to go to a nearby ATM to take out the cash. There's nothing I hate more than ladies that expect you just to come running at their beck and call, when you are on the other side of Tourist Land.
I walked past the Nairn's factory on Peffermill Road and was able to locate her stair. Another work girl's flat tucked away in a corner as usual.
So I get in, saying hello. Her lobby was really dark and she said to be quiet, because she has neighbours. Wow. Could somebody tell me what neighbours are? I don't think I know anyone who has them.
So she takes me into a bedroom prepared the usual way and then she asks me to undress after I hand over £50. Then she comes back in and talks about my cock being 'too big' so she'll give me a blowjob first. Then I asked to just get to the sex, because I was only paying for 15 minutes. So I tried to do her doggy, but she was laying in an awkward position so I was never going to be able to thrust her properly like that. She complained that I moved with my cock still in her and she called me crazy in an Italian accent. It wasn't done intentionally, but whatever. Then she got on top of me and looked away most of the time as she started to ride me. I asked to kiss her and she said she doesn't kiss. She just spent much of the time with her eyes closed, like she couldn't be bothered. And she kept telling me to concentrate. Then she asked me why I take Viagra.
Well, duh!
Then she started to give me hand relief, which is terribly unsexy and I hate it when girls do that. So I suggested doing doggy again with me at the side of the bed, which she just reluctantly agreed to. She has no upper bed board or anything to hold onto. Then around 10 seconds later, she said it was time up, just like that. This was shit experience and I had a hard time hiding my disappointment.
I gave her a row for being rude and I said she's just like many other girls going through the motions. Then she was like, 'We all are like that sometimes. I walk you to the door, baby!' and then started screaming at me to not talk too loud because of her neighbours, as I kissed her on the cheek for a crass attempt at politeness to compensate for her extreme rudeness.
I most definitely won't be back. And secondly, I cannot speak for anyone who has or wants to visit her s-called sister, but this girl Emily is not somebody I'd recommend to any 'punter' in Edinburgh, veteran, new or otherwise. She's very attractive in person like her pictures would suggest, I'll give her that. But it's a shame she doesn't have even the most substandard social skills to match her appearance. And I was annoyed, but it lasted all of 5 minutes when I knew what a waste of time she is. That's why I thought I'd warn you of my experience.
* out of ***** stars...