Abi stopped me in broad street as I was cming out the gym
. She handed me a first class suite business card with her name on it. I thought to myself do have "Punter" written on my forehead
, but you guys know me, I took as a compliment.
Then I turned round and looked at my reflection in a random shop window and said to myself "You still got it you big old B@stard, the girls still love ya"
I know I'm a twat but I love being delusional.