How close do you risk it?

[Punchdrunk]

Laying in bed next to the wife as I type this on the iPad she is a foot away as I plan this weeks punts, I like to live dangerously!!.

[hillingdonpete]

She is on her iPad taking next weeks bookings 

She has just confirmed for Tuesday.

[Punchdrunk]

Some poor fucker will be disappointed then ( cancel it)

[hillingdonpete]

Wait till the review, it might surprise you. She lists everything on her likes list 

[m4rmite]

How close for what?
Visiting here? Next to me in bed or both sat on the sofa 
For a punt?
Closest has been 800 yards from my house, twice
And the wife's aunty lives next door to said punts.
Another has been 400 yards from a relation, one 800 yards from my work.
Dangerous fucks add that air of mystery

[Kinky Foxx]

There's a profile that's just popped up that is really tempting me.

She is less than 100 yards from my house, I can see her street from my window, but alas, I know I'd be risking/asking/begging for trouble if I gave in.

It may well end really, really badly/ so many 'what if's' in this scenario that I just have to go with "Big Brain" on this one.

Unless,..... no no no !     

[shagmore]

I was having a blow job from a WG whilst talking to the OH on the phone.
That was surreal

[blackburnian]

I was having a blow job from a WG whilst talking to the OH on the phone.
That was surreal

Done that but it was a client on the phone 

Bb

[navydude]

Done that but it was a client on the phone 



Bb

Done that but it was the coppers on the phone about a recent stolen car

[Punchdrunk]

m4rmite that is living dangerously

[lvtpunt]

m4rmite that is living dangerously

exactly what I thought

once or twice I've seen profiles fairly close to home that looked tempting but I ignored them. one of my personal rules.

[django0700]

Risk v/s Reward.

IMO its very similar to practising safe sex- you need to be lucky all the time (why not play the lottery then?) and unlucky only once for your world to implode.

[stevedave]

I like punting close to home or work, it adds to the thrill.

I've seen 3 girls I can walk to within 5 minutes of leaving my front door, and working in the city centre, I'm very close to a number of hotels regularly used by WG's, as well as a few apartments.

[Bunbury]

I don't take any risks.
Only punt where I'm meant to be in the area

Never log on to UKP or AW when the OH is around.

[JamesKW]

Never use my home computer for UKP or AW,its not the other half I am worried about.My children are a lot more computer literate than her and will take great joy in getting me into trouble.

[ViperKai]

Close to work but never close to home 

[django0700]

Never use my home computer for UKP or AW,its not the other half I am worried about.My children are a lot more computer literate than her and will take great joy in getting me into trouble.

Same here...despite telling them not to touch my laptop because I use it for work (self employed) so no employer issues, they seem to derive sadistic pleasure in grassing me up to the OH.

[scruffygitt]

Why would you risk your OH finding out?
Who needs that kind of headache in their life?
I understand the thrill of the risk of being caught, but really when you weigh it up and stop thinking with your dick it’s definitely not worth it.
If you are married or with someone but still punt then surely it’s because your not getting what you desire at home, but you still love/care about your significant other, otherwise why would you be with them.
So is it really worth risking them finding out? Not just because you would destroy them mentally and emotionally, but because you truly don’t know what you have until it’s gone...

So no I do not risk anything. I know if I got caught my life would hit bedrock bottom.

[m4rmite]

m4rmite that is living dangerously

Yeah but I enjoyed it.
Now danger is fucking the wife and calling out the wrong name 

[Plan R]

15 miles away from home was the closest - and I live alone, so theoretically not as much to loose as some !
Reading M4rmite's post made my hands sweat 

[m4rmite]

15 miles away from home was the closest - and I live alone, so theoretically not as much to loose as some !
Reading M4rmite's post made my hands sweat 

You only live once, might gee the wife up if she caught me.

[Grenadier36]

Yeah but I enjoyed it.
Now danger is fucking the wife and calling out the wrong name 

Her calling out or you? 

There's a well reviewed girl who lives on the same street as my squaddie twat ex father in law. I've done some silly shit over the years but am not that brave!

[m4rmite]

As long as you don't bump into him on the way in/out you'll be ok
Might get a friends &family discount
If I found a wg on my street I'd pop round to fix her pc.
The wife would think I meant computer, I would mean perfect cunt

[Grenadier36]

As long as you don't bump into him on the way in/out you'll be ok
Might get a friends &family discount
If I found a wg on my street I'd pop round to fix her pc.
The wife would think I meant computer, I would mean perfect cunt

High five him on the way out! 

[m4rmite]

High five him on the way out! 

If he's going in as you come out tell him 'avoid her arse it'll take a while to close back up'

[Grenadier36]

If he's going in as you come out tell him 'avoid her arse it'll take a while to close back up'

State she's a much better fuck than his daughter.
And then run like hell   

[m4rmite]

State she's a much better fuck than his daughter.
And then run like hell   

Tell him to look at the roster as his daughter is on tonight , and the reviews aren't looking good

[BarneyBubbles]

Visiting here... sitting on the sofa next to the missus.  She's pretty oblivious, lost in whatever shes looking at on her phone.

In terms of punting I tend to keep at least a few miles between home and punts. 

Years ago when I lived on a London housing estate, I had a couple of visits to a local girl on the same estate.  This was back in the days of ads on postcards in newsagents.  She was a great punt...early 20s, up for anything and very fit.  I got the feeling she was pretty new to the business and was doing it for a bit of extra cash.  A month or so after I saw her I walked past one day on my way to the shops and her flat was swarming with police...put me off going anywhere too close to home after that!