Victoria Vixen, Hyde Park/Paddington

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I was intrigued by the humungous thread https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=84945.0 that’s heading for 10,000 views. Reading between the furore and controversy that she looks good and delivers an exceptional service, limited available research revealed impressive looking photos so decided to see her for 90 minutes at lunchtime today.

External Link/Members Only not sure if this link will work for non members but she is the girl in photos and is working on a new AW profile.

Communication was easy via UKE messaging, she gave me her mobile number, texted postcode, location was adjacent to where I was baited, switched and walked after booking Naughty Natt last year.

I texted when I arrived, she gave me the building number and came down to get me from the front door.

Victoria is a tiny, size 6 I guess five feet 3 ish, pretty face, fabulous arse and minuscule body fat, she removed the long coat she fetched me in to reveal a naughty schoolgirl outfit.

The flat is a typical working setup, bedroom with slightly squeaky double bed, ok bathroom and kitchen area.

We chatted, groped, sucked, fucked, cuddled, kissed, laughed and drank the booze I brought for the best part of two hours.

She is new to this, is working hard to get her act together and has been through the mill a bit. Her newness shows, there is nothing mechanical, no faking, when she orgasms its real, no time wasting or watching, she’s not great at putting on the condom, stuff is a bit scattered, no lube, which wasn’t really needed until I was going for a final facial pop.

I paid £280 for what was basically 2 hours, good value for money in my opinion.

Services delivered were DFK, OWO, DT, RIM, CIM, CIF, swallow, protected sex, no cum limit.

[PLeisure]

A fresh review is timely, thanks, Yeboahs 

Did you see her for 90mins, as originally stated in the review, or actually for 2hrs, as mentioned later on.
Also. When you mention, "fabulous arse" - do you mean generous, or small and firm? 

cheers for the intel..

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

A fresh review is timely, thanks, Yeboahs 

Did you see her for 90mins, as originally stated in the review, or actually for 2hrs, as mentioned later on.
Also. When you mention, "fabulous arse" - do you mean generous, or small and firm? 

cheers for the intel..

Booked 90 minutes, got into my car virtually bang outside after a little under two hours, her arse is small & firm

[Horneylee]

Great! Glad you had a good time.

[GolfNut]

Nice one YLF

Good to finally read a credible review for this girl. She sounds like a good un.

Looks like you made a good impression on her too. She's posted the following on her profile:

"My one and only client today has left a smile on my face that will be here all day!"

Glad you had a good time!

She's moved up my HL.

[saintsfan]

Still confused about her pricing - on UKE she quotes 1hour - 150, 2hours - 260, 3hours - 300

So 90 mins for 280? - any extras charged?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

I only saw 1 hour at £150 on UKE, assumed 90 minutes £250, I'd been nearly 2 hours so gave her £280

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Nice one YLF

Good to finally read a credible review for this girl. She sounds like a good un.

Looks like you made a good impression on her too. She's posted the following on her profile:

"My one and only client today has left a smile on my face that will be here all day!"

Glad you had a good time!

She's moved up my HL.

Had a great time, I was magnificent, like a young Rocco Siffredi/George Clooney combo! 

[saintsfan]

Very generous of you Yeboah but surely you agreed a price for 90 mins when you booked on UKE - did she quote you 250 for 90 mins?

She posted her full rates on UKE on Feb 23 so don't know how you only noticed the 1 hour rate.

Review is a bit fluffy for me but I would still be interested in a 1 hour booking.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Very generous of you Yeboah but surely you agreed a price for 90 mins when you booked on UKE - did she quote you 250 for 90 mins?

She posted her full rates on UKE on Feb 23 so don't know how you only noticed the 1 hour rate.

Review is a bit fluffy for me but I would still be interested in a 1 hour booking.

I only saw hour rate on information page, didn't agree a price in advance, she is new to this independent lark and a bit scatty, fluffy, really?

[saintsfan]

OK - it never occurred to me that a punter wouldn't agree a price in advance.

The fact that she is scatty puts me off as she is likely to mess punters about.

You brought booze for a lunchtime punt - a bit risky in my book! - but each to his own

Would like to see more positive reviews before taking the plunge.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

OK - it never occurred to me that a punter wouldn't agree a price in advance.

The fact that she is scatty puts me off as she is likely to mess punters about.

You brought booze for a lunchtime punt - a bit risky in my book! - but each to his own

Would like to see more positive reviews before taking the plunge.

The fact that she isn't either a forum darling, massively reviewed, impossible to book unless its weeks in advance or agency intrigued me. I had a great time, she is very young, early 20s and a bit scatty but gave me the impression she wants to make a go of this. I often take booze to a punt, don't drink more than as glass myself, no risk involved.

[NightKid]

The fact that she isn't either a forum darling, massively reviewed, impossible to book

Hold on to that thought ...

[claretandblue]

Hold on to that thought ...

Considering she doesn't have an awank profile anymore and is seemingly only bookable via ukescorting it is fairly clear what market she is trying to corner 

[JuliusSeizure]

Considering she doesn't have an awank profile anymore and is seemingly only bookable via ukescorting it is fairly clear what market she is trying to corner 

Smart girl if she doesn't fuck this up 

But no proper booking system I can see a double booking happening, hopefully it goes well though.

I've booked her for in a few weeks time so I'm looking forward to seeing how it goes.

[thebastard]

Services delivered were DFK, OWO, DT, RIM, CIM, CIF, swallow, protected sex, no cum limit.

Sounds excellent! Love the DFK providers. Was the rimming on you? Would you say the DT was GRE or PSE style?

I'll add her to my hotlist as soon as she gets a new adultwork profile.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Sounds excellent! Love the DFK providers. Was the rimming on you? Would you say the DT was GRE or PSE style?

I'll add her to my hotlist as soon as she gets a new adultwork profile.

I'm a selfish bastard, all services performed on me, DT was gradual until engulfed all of little Yeboah, couple of gags when the twelfth inch went in  but not full on gagging, spitting PSE style

[BillGoldberg]

anyone have a current working link to a profile of her that doesnt require a password ?

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

anyone have a current working link to a profile of her that doesnt require a password ?

No, doesn't exist Bill, need to join UKE

[claretandblue]

No, doesn't exist Bill, need to join UKE

She might as well just post her number on here, some punters prefer to book via phone or text

[Thepacifist]

Thanks for the review! She's caught my interest also 

[vw]

She might as well just post her number on here, some punters prefer to book via phone or text

Her phone has gone crazy anyway according to UKE, sounds like a crock of shit to me !

"Phone is going hay wire saying searching non stop and screen locked on UKE page so please message through here rather than text!"

External Link/Members Only

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Her phone has gone crazy anyway according to UKE, sounds like a crock of shit to me !

"Phone is going hay wire saying searching non stop and screen locked on UKE page so please message through here rather than text!"

External Link/Members Only

She is very young and very scatty, I got lucky that everything was working when I made my booking. She said she's determined to get the business working, I advised her to sort out website/booking system and get organised, all this confusion and erratic stuff is likely to drive punters away although the number of views on the original post won her some interest and notoriety.

[vw]

She is very young and very scatty, I got lucky that everything was working when I made my booking. She said she's determined to get the business working, I advised her to sort out website/booking system and get organised, all this confusion and erratic stuff is likely to drive punters away although the number of views on the original post won her some interest and notoriety.

Good advice not everyone puts up with the scattyness, I usually reserve the scatty for outcalls when I will be doing other stuff until they arrive anyway.

[GBush]

Shit organisation

Shit comms

No idea about punting and how to make a punt happen 

May be good looking, may be a great fuck, may offer anal, may have a special on UKE of 2 hours with anal for £260

Unfortunatley "may" doesn't get your rocks off or put money in her pocket.

I certainly won't attempt to book her again without the "prtoection" of AW.  We may all moan about it at times but you can't beat it for a first meet.

One to avoid until she sorts her professional life out. 

[PLeisure]

Shit organisation

Shit comms

No idea about punting and how to make a punt happen 

May be good looking, may be a great fuck, may offer anal, may have a special on UKE of 2 hours with anal for £260

Unfortunatley "may" doesn't get your rocks off or put money in her pocket.

I certainly won't attempt to book her again without the "prtoection" of AW.  We may all moan about it at times but you can't beat it for a first meet.

One to avoid until she sorts her professional life out.

Funny - I was just coming on here to say the same....
When she does contact you, she's a delight - and you think, "Yes, this girl sounds switched on and personable. Who would have thought."
And then she makes her excuses to chat later in the evening when she has more time. This, after two days of non-response from the earlier PM. And, despite logging back on to UKE several times since, nothing.

The 'ditzy brunette' schtick can only serve as a temporary excuse.... I'm the most laidback guy in the world. More so with a newbie. But how difficult is it to get your act together when communications indicate an intelligent person? Come on ! 

Pres GBush - did you actually get to see her, or..... ?

[GBush]

Funny - I was just coming on here to say the same....
When she does contact you, she's a delight - and you think, "Yes, this girl sounds switched on and personable. Who would have thought."
And then she makes her excuses to chat later in the evening when she has more time. This, after two days of non-response from the earlier PM. And, despite logging back on to UKE several times since, nothing.

The 'ditzy brunette' schtick can only serve as a temporary excuse.... I'm the most laidback guy in the world. More so with a newbie. But how difficult is it to get your act together when communications indicate an intelligent person? Come on ! 

Pres GBush - did you actually get to see her, or..... ?

No 

But the £260 went into my Woofie mega punt fund. 

The presidential load will be unleashed next Wednesday.  Feel almost sorry for the poor unsuspecting part timer

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

No 

But the £260 went into my Woofie mega punt fund. 

The presidential load will be unleashed next Wednesday.  Feel almost sorry for the poor unsuspecting part timer

Fucking hell fellas, looks like I got lucky to actually see her, did warn her she needs to get her act together, she's losing business hand over fist and deservedly so, poor comms is a cardinal sin in this game.

Good luck unleashing the presidential load next week G, don't press the red button too soon....

[vw]

No 

But the £260 went into my Woofie mega punt fund. 

The presidential load will be unleashed next Wednesday.  Feel almost sorry for the poor unsuspecting part timer

So Ged Bush is this the shit you got mixed up in ?

"Phone is going hay wire saying searching non stop and screen locked on UKE page so please message through here rather than text!"

External Link/Members Only

[GBush]

Probably.

Interesting that I first messaged her on UKE to arrange punt. Then she failed to message me on there when her phone got "locked" on UKE.

She says she's living out of a suitcase and her life is chaos.  Yep, it's chaos.  The presidential motorcade's not going into central London on the "off chance" of a punt.

[GolfNut]

So Ged Bush is this the shit you got mixed up in ?

"Phone is going hay wire saying searching non stop and screen locked on UKE page so please message through here rather than text!"

External Link/Members Only

Then someone suggested a hard reset of her phone would fix it. Would certainly fix it and clear out everything she had in there. 

[GolfNut]

But the £260 went into my Woofie mega punt fund. 

That will be money well spent Mr Pres 

[vw]

Then someone suggested a hard reset of her phone would fix it. Would certainly fix it and clear out everything she had in there. 

Surely these things are synced nowadays so just log in and settings come back !

Anyway GN

What happened with the Mia wall post this morning, how come it changed 9 hours later to something charming ?

[GolfNut]

Surely these things are synced nowadays so just log in and settings come back !

Anyway GN

What happened with the Mia wall post this morning, how come it changed 9 hours later to something charming ?

  

[GolfNut]

Surely these things are synced nowadays so just log in and settings come back !

Anyway GN

What happened with the Mia wall post this morning, how come it changed 9 hours later to something charming ?

It's like Facebook on there effing holiday snaps 

They say "the truth hurts" and in this instance it did

[GBush]

That will be money well spent Mr Pres 

Yep. another 4 hour out call with a top SP 

maybe get a gorgeous blonde to join us!!!!

Happy fucking days

[vw]

It's like Facebook on there effing holiday snaps 

Yes but your post changed, didn't know you could change the wall posts 9 hours after from you could buy 12 hookers to have a good holiday ?

Might try that later.

Anyway phone settings reset loses nothing thinking about it Victoria has the numbers on AW to call all she needed to do was dish out number !

Hope she sorts herself out, just the type I like to get on a train to service me !

[GolfNut]

Yes but your post changed

Don't miss much do you vw? 

[vw]

Don't miss much do you vw? 

I thought it was funny ! 

Well to be honest missed you when you had gone !   

[GBush]

I thought it was funny ! 

Well to be honest missed you when you had gone !   

awwwwwww

so sweet. Get a room. 

 

OK. I missed GN too.

[GolfNut]

I thought it was funny ! 

Well to be honest missed you when you had gone !   

I did too at the time but my conscience got the better of me in the cold light of day

I'm touched in a good way. Thought you were glad to see the back of me

E Mids is quite depleted at the minute and someone has to hold the fort 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Surely these things are synced nowadays so just log in and settings come back !

Anyway GN

What happened with the Mia wall post this morning, how come it changed 9 hours later to something charming ?

That was me GN, what I suggested doesn't wipe the phone, done got many a time, just sorts the fucker out

[GolfNut]

That was me GN, what I suggested doesn't wipe the phone, done got many a time, just sorts the fucker out

Fair enough YLF. I'm on Android and if I do a factory reset I'd lose everything. Some stuff backed up but majority would be gone.

Looks like she needs to get it sorted pronto as she's losing street cred on here by the minute.

[marble15]

I contacted her when she first came onto the scene, took her two or three days to respond by that time i had already made alternative plans.

Decided to give another chance and no response. No worries though i went and saw someone else. At the end of the day London is a big place, if one WG can't sort herself out, there are so many more out there.

I'll wait till i can see that she has sorted herself out, not going to waste my time in the mean time trying to make a booking.

[GBush]

I contacted her when she first came onto the scene, took her two or three days to respond by that time i had already made alternative plans.

Decided to give another chance and no response. No worries though i went and saw someone else. At the end of the day London is a big place, if one WG can't sort herself out, there are so many more out there.

I'll wait till i can see that she has sorted herself out, not going to waste my time in the mean time trying to make a booking.

My sentiments exactly. 

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

She's set up shop on UKE, it'll be interesting to watch that develop 

[PLeisure]

Some price bumps for out-call 

[ramrodronnie]

Considering she doesn't have an awank profile anymore and is seemingly only bookable via ukescorting it is fairly clear what market she is trying to corner 

Yes I defo agree with you there claretandblue

[ramrodronnie]

She is very young and very scatty, I got lucky that everything was working when I made my booking. She said she's determined to get the business working, I advised her to sort out website/booking system and get organised, all this confusion and erratic stuff is likely to drive punters away although the number of views on the original post won her some interest and notoriety.

Well personally I wouldn't be interested unless I could see her profile on AWankYeboahsleftfoot.

[Yeboahsleftfoot]

Well personally I wouldn't be interested unless I could see her profile on AWank Yeboahsleftfoot.

I took a punt and was lucky it worked out Ronnie, I agree with your opinion now and have no idea why a girl trying to build her business would act the way she has and they set up stall on what is still a minority board with minimal punter base, very strange, cheap option, but strange.