In Zurich on business and had been here before a couple of years ago, the lure of 50 naked girls on an FKK Thursday was too much to resist so off I went just after lunch.
External Link/Members Only Greeted warmly at the front desk, paid CHF95 entry plus CHF10 key deposit, allocated lockers, small for valuables, large for clothes, robe, towel and flip flops, showered up, changed and off to the bar. It was pretty busy, maybe 40 men and up to 50 girls, all naked, all in high heels, a cornucopia of generally fine pussy. Lots of people smoking or vaping which I don’t remember from my last visit and as an ex smoker that was the only thing I could dislike about the whole experience.
The management have a reputation for stellar recruitment and the girls for generally top quality levels of engagement and performance. The photos on the website are the girls, with faces mostly hidden. I can’t remember names from this visit but believe me you would be delighted to get up close and personal with any of them.
Had a walk around and settled at the bar, ordered coffee and water and watched the action unfold, thought I'd take my time before getting involved, for about two minutes before two statuesque Romanians, one blonde, she looked like a young porno Cat Deeley and one brunette who was pure hooker, both big fake tits, fully shaved, smooth skin, full make up and hair were either side of me, whispering in my ear, kissing me and stroking my rapidly expanding bulge. It was an easy sell and within seconds I was marching to back of the ground floor between them, where we settled by a curtained off plastic daybed and some random chairs. They undressed me and a tangle of bodies, snogging, stroking and sucking resulted in me sat on a chair getting an outstanding wet double blowjob with fuil attention to balls, for around 20 minutes, resulting in a request for them to sit on the daybed, heads together to receive a week’s worth of my hearty thanks all over their faces, necks, tits and as they were sitting, legs! Their is no aircon in the venue, I was sweating and they we’re glistening in the dim light, coated in jizz, marvellous. Quick clean up and more snogging and head for the rest of the half hour then off to my locker to pay them each CHF150 plus CHF100 extra for the cim/facial/body shot, so CHF500 down and off to reception flanked by them to divvy up and pay the club commission which appears to be CHF20 per girl per half hour, extras girls to keep 100% and into a shared shower.
Back to the bar and almost immediately approached by a stunning Bulgarian girl, brunette, film star pretty, all natural, tall, no tattoos, she got up close and personal and I explained that I needed a while to recharge and to be sure to come back in half an hour or so. She did, we went to reception to pick up a room key, action can be everywhere from the public areas to more private rooms. I asked for a room with a mirror and the bloke behind the counter obliged. Up to the room, with a huge mirror above the bedhead, it was warm and the plastic bed cover under the sheet doesn’t make it any cooler. We started kissing, plenty of tongue and I stood as the bottom of the bed while she sucked me off as I watched my engorged cock pistoning her mouth from the front and her pussy and arse from behind in the mirror, it was lovely! I was ready to shag, so onto the bed, on with a condom and vigorous cowgirl until I was ready to shoot and she delivered a magnificent spitting, sloppy blowjob resulting in a toe curling cim. Some post coital chat, grope and snog until time was up then off to pay CHF150 plus CHF100 for cim, total CHF250 then the walk with a naked hottie to reception to sort commission, stroll to the locker room arm in arm and a shared shower where she shared her better quality shower gel, we parted with a big and kisses and I went for some poor quality food in the virtually deserted restaurant.
After food, back to the bar area for another coffee and water, it had gone a bit quieter, girls on breaks, blokes left so I considered leaving and was on the way out when two beautiful Moldavians, a petite blonde and a tall brunette attacked me, smiling broadly, squeezing me tightly and grabbing my dick and suggesting we find a room, who was I to argue? Off the reception, got a room key up to a very hot, no mirror room, good single and double blowjob, lots of French kissing, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl with the blonde, cowgirl and doggy with the brunette then a double blowjob with me on my bank that culminated in them tossing me off over my belly and chest with stray fire onto the bed, not bad for a third unload in three hours. They changed the sheet and removed the rubbish and off we were to complete the formalities CHF150 x 2, CHF300.
I showered and dressed and headed back to town for dinner and drinks which got me feeling horny again, so into a taxi and off to Pascha, part of the same group as Globe, but a brothel, not an FKK club, looks good on the website.
External Link/Members Only The reality was much different, greeted by a fat maid and showed into a bar with three morose looking Romanian girls, much lower standard than Globe and with attitude that stunk the place out. I ordered a drink and was left with the girls to make my choice, none of them floated my boat and the banter was certainly not flying, just the odd rude “have you decided yet” and these were girls you absolutely knew in advance would offer an horrendous service with a shitty attitude so I asked to see the madam, explained, paid for my drink, asked her to get me a taxi and left, to go back to Globe! I’m pissed by this time, drunk but still in control.
Walked in to be greeted by the night manager, explained that technically I was still present in the club and didn’t need to pay for entry again, he checked with a couple of girls who verified my story, got key, robe, towel and shoes and off to shower and see what the night would bring.
Ensconced at my favourite spot at the bar with a drink and along comes pure hooker Romanian from my first punt of the day, "Jack, you are back", she's all over me like I was her boyfriend home from war, she calls over her mate, a very hot, tall, slim, all natural tattooed darling with amazing, captivating eyes and they give me the full treatment, you’re so cool, so handsome, big cock, lots of kissing and groping, twerking, play shagging, stroked me to full mast and at the bar, then, in full view of the bar, went down on their haunches gave me a double headed blow job staring up at me, it was fucking sensational. I pulled them up, attempted to close my robe over my raging hard on and they led me to the back area with daybed and chairs where I’d had my first encounter earlier.
We went at it like teenagers, sucking, licking, groping, poking and fucking, again, full time given, ending in a surprisingly strong and prolific double facial, epic.
To the locker, CHF500 and back to reception for the final time as, surreally as we walked, arms round waists and on bums, Tom Jones “You can keep your hat on” played and I sang along, huh!
What a day, six girls, one of them twice, four shots, two hours of top notch action plus around the same of pre and post time in the company of naked girls, watching and flirting, CHF200 for taxis, CHF95 entry plus CHF1550 for the punts, my most expensive punting day ever, did I enjoy it hell yes, will I go back, absofuckinglutely!
