Author Topic: Women you shouldn't fancy... but do (Read 91355 times)

willie loman · « **Reply #50 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:02:48 pm »

Quote from: badsin on March 25, 2020, 05:52:12 pm

Caption porn? Could you provide links to enlighten us👍

Go to hamsterfree porn select the photos option, type cuckold or similar and you will be spoilt for choice, sorry not techie enough for links etc. Its a curious parody of photo romance magasines, but the girl is dreaming of a black man rather than a doctor etc.

Davey Dykes · « **Reply #51 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:06:34 pm »

I'm trying to think of some of the big hitters from the previous thread but I'm coming up blank other than the Reverend Kate Bottley .

willie loman · « **Reply #52 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:10:14 pm »

As a youth I had dreams about Barbara Wodehouse? the dog trainer whose catch phrase was walkies, the posh voice and the tweed skirt a winning combo.

Name Not Found · « **Reply #53 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:16:40 pm »

I'm just going to leave this here before someone else does. I want to make it absolutely clear that this is not for me, but we need to get it out there and out of the way so that it doesn't come up later and spoil the fun. RIP Dennis, you did things so that the rest of us wouldn't have to suffer them.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #54 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:20:31 pm »

Quote from: WARSZAWA16 on March 25, 2020, 05:03:27 pm

Ah, but it was all good clean fun though as they frequently did it in the bath. It was reported that Major was a true gent as he sat at the end with the taps.

He probably stuck her big toes in the taps so she couldn't escape.

winkywanky · « **Reply #55 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:21:31 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 06:16:40 pm

I'm just going to leave this here before someone else does. I want to make it absolutely clear that this is not for me, but we need to get it out there and out of the way so that it doesn't come up later and spoil the fun. RIP Dennis, you did things so that the rest of us wouldn't have to suffer them.

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You must remember, he was probably quite pissed at all times.

winkywanky · « **Reply #56 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:22:56 pm »

Quote from: mh on March 25, 2020, 05:27:18 pm

To me she has the shape (and allure) of a certain TV character.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #57 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:24:39 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 05:21:18 pm

She can handle my dic-tionary any time she fancies.

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Blimey, she's showing a lot of her tits these days?

Highly commendable

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RedKettle · « **Reply #58 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:28:22 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 06:16:40 pm

I'm just going to leave this here before someone else does. I want to make it absolutely clear that this is not for me, but we need to get it out there and out of the way so that it doesn't come up later and spoil the fun. RIP Dennis, you did things so that the rest of us wouldn't have to suffer them.

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You will have JRC coming back here and horny as hell.

winkywanky · « **Reply #59 on:** March 25, 2020, 06:31:03 pm »

They have a name for that, it's called necrophilia

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sparkus · « **Reply #60 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:01:48 pm »

Quote from: RedKettle on March 25, 2020, 06:28:22 pm

You will have JRC coming back here and horny as hell.

There was some speculation that the Thatchers' marriage consisted of one sexual act which led to the single birth of two children, therefore being 'enough'. I also remember a few years back Popbitch claiming that Carol Thatcher would often wave at passers-by from her window before lifting up her top for a titty-flash

(this is the same publication which also routinely claims that Michael Gove is spectacularly well-hung

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sparkus · « **Reply #61 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:04:25 pm »

Back to OP, it's fast becoming "all of them", as in have you tried going out for a walk after 18 hours indoors?

winkywanky · « **Reply #62 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:06:27 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:01:48 pm

There was some speculation that the Thatchers' marriage consisted of one sexual act which led to the single birth of two children, therefore being 'enough'. I also remember a few years back Popbitch claiming that Carol Thatcher would often wave at passers-by from her window before lifting up her top for a titty-flash (this is the same publication which also routinely claims that Michael Gove is spectacularly well-hung )

A couple of big exposées there sparkus!

I'd heard Carol Thatcher was a bit 'naughty'. Wip my tits off and woger me senseless you wascal!

The tit-flashing thing doesn't surprise me at all.

And yes, I'd forgotten that she and Mark were twins! And I think the biggest difference between the wasn't their genders either, she was the one that got the brain.

sparkus · « **Reply #63 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:11:25 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 07:06:27 pm

A couple of big exposées there sparkus!

I'd heard Carol Thatcher was a bit 'naughty'. Wip my tits off and woger me senseless you wascal! The tit-flashing thing doesn't surprise me at all.

And yes, I'd forgotten that she and Mark were twins! And I think the biggest difference between the wasn't their genders either, she was the one that got the brain.

Not my exposes, routine mentions in Popbitch if you trawl their archives.

They routinely splurge on celebs' down belows, apparently Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor and the late Bruce Forsyth have been reported by exes as having cocks that were absolutely enormous.

Perhaps given his desert antics and dodgy arms deals we could in fact call upon Sir Mark Thatcher to help lead our nation through its darkest hour?

winkywanky · « **Reply #64 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:14:28 pm »

Never heard of Popbitch, I lead a sheltered life

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I can definitely dispel the Ewan McGregor one though, if you pause Trainspotting in just the right place you can see his todger is of normal human dimensions (I would note here that in doing so, I was trying merely to get a better view of Kelly McDonald's tits.)

Name Not Found · « **Reply #65 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:15:14 pm »

I really need to get my hands on those puppies before I die.

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Davey Dykes · « **Reply #66 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:18:07 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:01:48 pm

Michael Gove is spectacularly well-hung

I wouldn't completely disbelieve this, he is after all a complete and utter cock.

sparkus · « **Reply #67 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:18:10 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 07:14:28 pm

Never heard of Popbitch, I lead a sheltered life .

I can definitely dispel the Ewan McGregor one though, if you pause Trainspotting in just the right place you can see his todger is of normal human dimensions (I would note here that in doing so, I was trying merely to get a better view of Kelly McDonald's tits.)

But surely they would edit a huge cock out though? But yes, I have definitely tried to watch that part in slow-mo and the film itself has some salutory lessons on sex tape etiquette.

I remember seeing a David Thewlis nude scene in a film and his unerect member being pretty fucking big (or bigger than mine

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sparkus · « **Reply #68 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:19:01 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 07:15:14 pm

I really need to get my hands on those puppies before I die.

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But where did they go? They were eye-watering before yet a recent pic had her somewhat reduced.

winkywanky · « **Reply #69 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:21:49 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 07:15:14 pm

I really need to get my hands on those puppies before I die.

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She's apparently completely up her own arse.

But my, she is pretty and with a truly spectacular pair of tits.

If only she'd gone into porn...

willie loman · « **Reply #70 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:21:50 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:11:25 pm

Not my exposes, routine mentions in Popbitch if you trawl their archives.

They routinely splurge on celebs' down belows, apparently Liam Neeson, Ewan McGregor and the late Bruce Forsyth have been reported by exes as having cocks that were absolutely enormous.

Perhaps given his desert antics and dodgy arms deals we could in fact call upon Sir Mark Thatcher to help lead our nation through its darkest hour?

Had heard of liam neesom, but not of bruce, he definitely has the look of somenone you would see in a parlour lounge, with a little bag for his toys etc.

winkywanky · « **Reply #71 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:22:28 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:19:01 pm

But where did they go? They were eye-watering before yet a recent pic had her somewhat reduced.

Maybe she lost a shedload of flab?

badsin · « **Reply #72 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:24:29 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 07:15:14 pm

I really need to get my hands on those puppies before I die.

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Good call, I reckon should shove a finger up your arse whilst suckin you off

winkywanky · « **Reply #73 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:24:51 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:18:10 pm

But surely they would edit a huge cock out though? But yes, I have definitely tried to watch that part in slow-mo and the film itself has some salutory lessons on sex tape etiquette.

I remember seeing a David Thewlis nude scene in a film and his unerect member being pretty fucking big (or bigger than mine )

Are you saying they CGI'd McGregor's cock to make it look smaller?

I don't think he'd have let Danny Boyle do that somehow.

David Thewlis needs a big nob to make up for his ugly gob (although sadly the same principle didn't apply to me)

sparkus · « **Reply #74 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:26:10 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 07:22:28 pm

Maybe she lost a shedload of flab?

Facially does nothing for me but how on earth can you say she's flabby?

OK, here's one for size: Claudia Winkleman does zero for me when it comes to things like this. Her mother, on the other hand (until a couple of years ago, I guess).

sparkus · « **Reply #75 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:28:00 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 07:24:51 pm

Are you saying they CGI'd McGregor's cock to make it look smaller?

I don't think he'd have let Danny Boyle do that somehow.

David Thewlis needs a big nob to make up for his ugly gob (although sadly the same principle didn't apply to me)

Could only be. I've seen it happen before with other blokes before, ugly as sin but spectacularly well endowed. Sadly women never get to find out

threechilliman · « **Reply #76 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:28:40 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 06:21:31 pm

You must remember, he was probably quite pissed at all times.

And we know what happens when you've had too many sherries.

timsussex · « **Reply #77 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:33:10 pm »

Roisin Conaty

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sparkus · « **Reply #78 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:33:28 pm »

Quote from: threechilliman on March 25, 2020, 07:28:40 pm

And we know what happens when you've had too many sherries.

No fan of the man's politics or taste in women but apparently he didn't suffer fools gladly and was quite handy with put-downs to visiting 'great and the good' eg. Idi Amin.

winkywanky · « **Reply #79 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:33:47 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:26:10 pm

Facially does nothing for me but how on earth can you say she's flabby?

OK, here's one for size: Claudia Winkleman does zero for me when it comes to things like this. Her mother, on the other hand (until a couple of years ago, I guess).

I didn't exactly say that, you said her tits were smaller now so I took a wild guess

winkywanky · « **Reply #80 on:** March 25, 2020, 07:35:26 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 07:28:00 pm

Could only be. I've seen it happen before with other blokes before, ugly as sin but spectacularly well endowed. Sadly women never get to find out

Apparently Ol' Blue Eyes was hung like a horse.

Ava Gardner wasn't all that interested until he dropped his trousers...and then she was hooked

Davey Dykes · « **Reply #81 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:18:23 pm »

Ahh, yes. Victoria Coren Mitchell, knew I'd missed one or 2 or the big hitters from the previous thread.

The only thing that puts me off her is the thought of stirring her soppy twat of a husbands porridge. But then I expect it's more like Museli.

I suppose I could always hatch some plan to have him and that smug cunt of a brother of hers in the same room so I could mutilate and murder them with some electrodes, a couple of small vices, a drill, some wire and an axe. Fingers crossed

winkywanky · « **Reply #82 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:21:02 pm »

I think you mean big titters

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Name Not Found · « **Reply #83 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:22:52 pm »

Quote from: Davey Dykes on March 25, 2020, 08:18:23 pm

I suppose I could always hatch some plan to have him and that smug cunt of a brother of hers in the same room so I could mutilate and murder them with some electrodes, a couple of small vices, a drill, some wire and an axe. Fingers crossed

I've never wanted to bum another man, but I'd happily shove something hard and fat of that smarmy bastard's arse just to see his eyes water.

Meanwhile, Ginny Buckley; MILFtastic hot-rod lover.

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freeze44 · « **Reply #84 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:26:55 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 06:16:40 pm

I'm just going to leave this here before someone else does. I want to make it absolutely clear that this is not for me, but we need to get it out there and out of the way so that it doesn't come up later and spoil the fun. RIP Dennis, you did things so that the rest of us wouldn't have to suffer them.

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ok if she is going to be put out there, then have some of this! jezza had a slice so must be one or two who fancy a bit?

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WARSZAWA16 · « **Reply #85 on:** March 25, 2020, 08:31:47 pm »

Liz Bonnin has a certain something about her. Her name also sounds very similar to bone in which sounds like a good instruction/command to me.

sparkus · « **Reply #86 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:29:28 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on March 25, 2020, 08:26:55 pm

ok if she is going to be put out there, then have some of this! jezza had a slice so must be one or two who fancy a bit?

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I'm often amused at how often my former local MP seems to crop up in such discussions, rightly or wrongly.

But the MP next door could have something to offer the many BBW lovers of UKP:
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winkywanky · « **Reply #87 on:** March 25, 2020, 09:44:55 pm »

Just remembered...I was watching the House of Commons on the telly a couple of days ago, and Penny Mordaunt was in the front row

English rose, blonde hair, classily dressed (not like that dodgy Labour bint who looked like she'd been out on the tiles all night)...I could almost smell her perfume in my front room...

Sexy, in a slightly Private Personal Secretary way

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Mmmm...

(And fuck me, I even found a swimsuit pic of her!!

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Name Not Found · « **Reply #88 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:00:22 pm »

Quote from: sparkus on March 25, 2020, 09:29:28 pm

I'm often amused at how often my former local MP seems to crop up in such discussions, rightly or wrongly.

Talking of MPs, I used to fancy Nadine Dorries, 10 years ago, before I discovered she was probably the stupidest person on the face of the planet.

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winkywanky · « **Reply #89 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:05:43 pm »

She was also stupid enough to contract Covid-19

Name Not Found · « **Reply #90 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:16:35 pm »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 10:05:43 pm

She was also stupid enough to contract Covid-19

Darwinism award?

Ahalfa Carling · « **Reply #91 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:20:05 pm »

I've said it before and I will say it again, Baroness Sayeeda Warsi.

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Lets not also forget Liz Truss

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winkywanky · « **Reply #92 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:53:41 pm »

Quote from: Name Not Found on March 25, 2020, 10:16:35 pm

Darwinism award?

Quite possibly exactly that, in action.

winkywanky · « **Reply #93 on:** March 25, 2020, 10:57:35 pm »

Quote from: Ahalfa Carling on March 25, 2020, 10:20:05 pm

I've said it before and I will say it again, Baroness Sayeeda Warsi.

Lets not also forget Liz Truss

The Baroness, yes.

The Truss, no. I can't get out of my head, her ludicrous speech at the Tory conference a couple of years ago where she bemoaned people buying French (or any other 'foreign') cheese, when you could buy a perfectly fine English cheddar instead

. Silly cow, I love cheddar, but I also love a nice bit of Brie or even a Leerdammer, she made it sound like you were being unpatriotic buying foreign stuff

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myothernameis · « **Reply #94 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:00:18 am »

Katie Price from her younger days, before the plastic surgery took ver

sparkus · « **Reply #95 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:13:43 am »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 09:44:55 pm

Just remembered...I was watching the House of Commons on the telly a couple of days ago, and Penny Mordaunt was in the front row

English rose, blonde hair, classily dressed (not like that dodgy Labour bint who looked like she'd been out on the tiles all night)...I could almost smell her perfume in my front room...

Sexy, in a slightly Private Personal Secretary way .

Mmmm...

(And fuck me, I even found a swimsuit pic of her!! )

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They're a sizeable pair even by my standards and I'm a sucker for the solid matronesque figure but even despite all my defences of Priti Patel I find it hard to see her as many notches beyond meh. Can't explain it, it's not politics or build/looks, just something insipid about her.

sparkus · « **Reply #96 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:16:25 am »

Quote from: winkywanky on March 25, 2020, 10:57:35 pm

The Baroness, yes.

The Truss, no. I can't get out of my head, her ludicrous speech at the Tory conference a couple of years ago where she bemoaned people buying French (or any other 'foreign') cheese, when you could buy a perfectly fine English cheddar instead . Silly cow, I love cheddar, but I also love a nice bit of Brie or even a Leerdammer, she made it sound like you were being unpatriotic buying foreign stuff .

Warsi is underrated but I'm biased on several scores.

The Truss thing is scrawny-faced and bleh, I've read all the stuff about her love of anal from any passing colleague (

) but it's not for me.

sparkus · « **Reply #97 on:** March 26, 2020, 12:25:54 am »

OK, a wildcard here but, Tracey Ullman a few years back? Scene in 'Pret a Porter' where she's momentarily disrobed but has a tidy body on her you weren't expecting (I don't mean Julie Andrews in 'SOB' type way).

Davey Dykes · « **Reply #98 on:** March 26, 2020, 06:28:30 am »

Quote from: myothernameis on March 26, 2020, 12:00:18 am

Katie Price from her younger days, before the plastic surgery took ver

No, I'm not having that. She was absolutely beautiful (physically) pre surgery.

winkywanky · « **Reply #99 on:** March 26, 2020, 10:28:25 am »

Quote from: sparkus on March 26, 2020, 12:16:25 am

Warsi is underrated but I'm biased on several scores.

The Truss thing is scrawny-faced and bleh, I've read all the stuff about her love of anal from any passing colleague () but it's not for me.

Didn't know that, she's suddenly gone up in my estimation

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Make her eat a big chunk of ripe camembert while you do her up the bum, and get her to turn her head around for a cheesy French kiss as you approach the vinegar strokes (French white wine vinegar, of course).

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Author Topic: Women you shouldn't fancy... but do (Read 91355 times)