So this recently came to my attention: the 'Lovely' penile pedometer!
This gadget fits snugly around your cock and tracks your sexual activity – number of calories burned, thrust ratio, top speed
(WTF?) and duration of shagging time. What’s more it vibrates, recommends new positions for next time and spits out a final report via a phone app so that you can tell everyone how well you performed on Facebook, Twitter or possibly even UKP
Currently still in the prototype stage, unfortunately, so my search continues for a proper manufactured product.
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