Massage punts advice

[Jayyyf]

Hey. Just after a bit of advice. I’m looking into a massage with a HE which I haven’t had before. I see from a lot of reviews you don’t ask a girl for HE when booking so my question is how do you bring it up? Do you ask for it when you get there? Or during the massage? Or do you wait for them to mention it?

Thanks in advance. I’m just a complete rookie at this 

[mr.bluesky]

A topic bought up many times before. If you read the many reviews on fbsm you will get your answer  .I would say though is don't ask over the phone. 

[Roadster]

Don't ask over the phone!

If what you want is HE, what I usually do is hand the girl £20 when she arrives to do the massage.  She knows what it's for.

If you want B2B you're perhaps best to ask during the massage as not all girls do it.

If you're too shy, in all probability she'll ask you anyway.  She wants your money.

[Beamer]

Don't ask over the phone!

If what you want is HE, what I usually do is hand the girl £20 when she arrives to do the massage.  She knows what it's for.

If you want B2B you're perhaps best to ask during the massage as not all girls do it.

If you're too shy, in all probability she'll ask you anyway.  She wants your money.

Sound advice above....
Don't ask over the phone like some idiots on here claim to have done. You could be anyone e.g. police, council, etc.

[Hoping]

You can tell from the establishment whether it's legit (i.e. just professional massages) or not.  Most advertising on Gumtree and Vivastreet are not (despite what it might say in the ad).  When you get pics of girls with their tits hanging out or the place stays open to late at night then you know what you can expect.  Legit places close by 8pm at the latest.

[Jayyyf]

Thanks for the replies! Appreciate it

[Sonofstimpy]

Politely text asking general questions, enquire on what massage styles are available and costs don’t ask if extras are available, you will either get a response of massage,b2b he etc, or what do you want. Or if it’s a legitimate massage then the message will normally say so. Sometimes you get a response of please call I will ask the same question and see what the response is

[minge]

Wait until the turn and your erect tent pole will give her the message 

[Roadster]

Wait until the turn and your erect tent pole will give her the message 

If you're 25 I guess!  If you're closer to 65 that might not work quite as well.

"My dick is a Harley ... You kick it to start" 

 

[Oh la la]

You can tell from the establishment whether it's legit (i.e. just professional massages) or not.  Most advertising on Gumtree and Vivastreet are not (despite what it might say in the ad).  When you get pics of girls with their tits hanging out or the place stays open to late at night then you know what you can expect.  Legit places close by 8pm at the latest.

Your opening hour tip isn’t true at all, I know many places that are open until 10 or 11 and don’t offer any extras. (Or where only some girls do)

[Oh la la]

For me, half the fun is not knowing what will happen and what’s on offer. I would only ask for specific services in advance  if I know for sure the therapist is naughty.

[Littlefoot]

If you're 25 I guess!  If you're closer to 65 that might not work quite as well.

"My dick is a Harley ... You kick it to start" 

 

+1 I need a fair amount of genital stimulation these days to achieve the tent-pole.   

[minge]

Your opening hour tip isn’t true at all, I know many places that are open until 10 or 11 and don’t offer any extras. (Or where only some girls do)

I think Hoping is spot on, you can tell a lot from the opening times. O.K. there may be exceptions but generally a late finish means a good chance of something more than just a straight massage.

[Beamer]

I think Hoping is spot on, you can tell a lot from the opening times. O.K. there may be exceptions but generally a late finish means a good chance of something more than just a straight massage.

Absolutely agree.  No legit place will stay open as late as 10pm.

[Beamer]

Your opening hour tip isn’t true at all, I know many places that are open until 10 or 11 and don’t offer any extras. (Or where only some girls do)

Where are they?

[Oh la la]

I just noticed I’m in the West Midlands, got here by using the massage filter.

In London, there are many legit or semi legit places open until 10 or 11 but that might not be true in smaller cities.

[Littlefoot]

I just noticed I’m in the West Midlands

 

[l1mpd1ck]

I just noticed I’m in the West Midlands, got here by using the massage filter.

.....or did you fall asleep and miss the Milton Keynes stop?

[webpunter]

A bit like when you had a problem @ school
Get a letter from your mum - little johnnie is in desperate need of a HE
Present it to masseuse with a smile - should have the magical effect.  Ta....Da
 

so my question is how do you bring it up? Do you ask for it when you get there? Or during the massage? Or do you wait for them to mention it?
Thanks in advance. I’m just a complete rookie at this 

[minge]

.....or did you fall asleep and miss the Milton Keynes stop?

Rearrange the words ‘pot, kettle, black, calling’ 

[Oh la la]

Geographic mishaps aside, I think a good way to test the waters is to ask if the towel can be discarded after the turn. If the masseuse refuses, legit has been confirmed without things getting too awkward. If the masseuse is fine with undraped, ask for more if she seems to venture close to the important bits.

Of course, if you’re 99% sure at least a HE is on offer (because the place is frequently mentioned here or you’ve been before) you might as well ask at the beginning of the massage.

[Oh la la]

.....or did you fall asleep and miss the Milton Keynes stop?

Is that the last stop before people start using pretty strong accents?