This is why I love this forum

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Needless to say I haven’t punted as I’m not ready for that. But I do love how UKP Has saved my arse on numerous occasions. This being one of them. I was thinking I might buckle up and smash sexybritsarah’s back doors in but I done a good search and found out why -despite her being genuine- she not a lot of guys cup of tea. Fuck me. External Link/Members Only You’ve gota be careful out here llmfsoos dude said she looks like he’s friend graham.thats a red card. Ffs. 🤣

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This is the original post I had to revive lmfaoo u guys are too much

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=176493.msg1867047#msg1867047

[Moby Dick]

You've lost me.
You don't punt, but have been a member on UKP for nearly 3 years so that you can find excuses or justify who not to punt.
Time to shit or get off the pot!
Life's too short mate.

This is the original post I had to revive lmfaoo u guys are too much

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=176493.msg1867047#msg1867047

[scutty brown]

Needless to say I haven’t punted as I’m not ready for that. ....................

Only one possible reply to that: either grow up or fuck off

[Kev40ish]

Needless to say I haven’t punted as I’m not ready for that. But I do love how UKP Has saved my arse on numerous occasions. This being one of them. I was thinking I might buckle up and smash sexybritsarah’s back doors in but I done a good search and found out why -despite her being genuine- she not a lot of guys cup of tea. Fuck me. External Link/Members Only You’ve gota be careful out here llmfsoos dude said she looks like he’s friend graham.thats a red card. Ffs. 🤣

How can UKP have saved you... you seem to have no intention of punting.

Just sit back and lurk, which is fine if you have nothing useful to say

[Loki]

you sound like a fucking knob jockey... either sort yourself out and bang a hoor, or fuck off to mumsnet..

far too many retards on here at the moment... 

[PLeisure]

Leech-slime 

[bearcat69]

I once thought about living my life, but I went online and read on the Daily Mail that somebody left their house and got mugged, fucking hell, shocking stuff, anyway fortunate I did that as I then decided not to leave my house ever again and nobody mugged me. That's why I love the internet, it keeps me safe in my nice little bubble, but I can live vicariously through other people's lives with it like some creepy little snowflake 🤣

[greenpanda]

I once thought about living my life, but I went online and read on the Daily Mail that somebody left their house and got mugged, fucking hell, shocking stuff, anyway fortunate I did that as I then decided not to leave my house ever again and nobody mugged me. That's why I love the internet, it keeps me safe in my nice little bubble, but I can live vicariously through other people's lives with it like some creepy little snowflake 🤣

Brilliant Pisstake. Just Brilliant 

[Bonkers123]

She looks fit to me. Wouldn't walk away if she opened the door.

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I once thought about living my life, but I went online and read on the Daily Mail that somebody left their house and got mugged, fucking hell, shocking stuff, anyway fortunate I did that as I then decided not to leave my house ever again and nobody mugged me. That's why I love the internet, it keeps me safe in my nice little bubble, but I can live vicariously through other people's lives with it like some creepy little snowflake 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 Ffs

[BBC_Delivery]

You've lost me.
You don't punt, but have been a member on UKP for nearly 3 years so that you can find excuses or justify who not to punt.
Time to shit or get off the pot!
Life's too short mate.

Wow did not realise it’s been 3 yrs. I haven’t fucked a girl in atleast 5 years though and I’m not a virgin at all. It’s weird cause I’m in my sexual prime and prime shape of my life at the moment.

[Kev40ish]

Wow did not realise it’s been 3 yrs. I haven’t fucked a girl in atleast 5 years though and I’m not a virgin at all. It’s weird cause I’m in my sexual prime and prime shape of my life at the moment.

You sound just like a dreamer to me. What is the fucking point of you saying anything. Just lurk in the background you waste of space. You have fuck all to contribute here 

[Bumbuttass]

Wow did not realise it’s been 3 yrs. I haven’t fucked a girl in atleast 5 years though and I’m not a virgin at all. It’s weird cause I’m in my sexual prime and prime shape of my life at the moment.

Half term holidays is it?

[BBC_Delivery]

You sound just like a dreamer to me. What is the fucking point of you saying anything. Just lurk in the background you waste of space. You have fuck all to contribute here 

You sound like a cranky old fart tbh just be happy man live life my guy fs negative vibes

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Half term holidays is it?

What do u mean? If Birmingham weren’t a drought I’d definitely line up all the whoress

[Kev40ish]

You sound like a cranky old fart tbh just be happy man live life my guy fs negative vibes

Can you rewrite that so it makes sense? If not just go back to lurking, your obviously better at that than posting..

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Can you rewrite that so it makes sense? If not just go back to lurking, your obviously better at that than posting..

Not worth a reply mate cheer up tho will ya

[Kev40ish]

What do u mean? If Birmingham weren’t a drought I’d definitely line up all the whoress

And you’ve been looking for 5 years....

Lurk or end up getting banned for being a waste of space..

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yea looks like it

[dboy74]

Wow did not realise it’s been 3 yrs. I haven’t fucked a girl in atleast 5 years though and I’m not a virgin at all. It’s weird cause I’m in my sexual prime and prime shape of my life at the moment.

Judging by your posts I imagine women everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief.

[Moby Dick]

5years! Why so long?

Wow did not realise it’s been 3 yrs. I haven’t fucked a girl in atleast 5 years though and I’m not a virgin at all. It’s weird cause I’m in my sexual prime and prime shape of my life at the moment.

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Judging by your posts I imagine women everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief.

Why would they, I assume they get wet just thinking of me

[BBC_Delivery]

5years! Why so long?

Life. Unfortunate circumstances they happen and even though I haven’t got any excuses as of now. I become comfortable. Not no more though. The vagina will get smashed🤣 Cringy i know

[dboy74]

Why would they, I assume they get wet just thinking of me

Pissing themselves laughing!

[Moby Dick]

Fair enough.
I would be about £20k better off if I had a five year sabbatical!

Thought I would ask before taking the piss.
Other excuse could include:
Being a monk
Locked up in prison
Being gay
Not wanting your mum or school to find out your having underage sex.

Life. Unfortunate circumstances they happen and even though I haven’t got any excuses as of now. I become comfortable. Not no more though. The vagina will get smashed🤣 Cringy i know

[BBC_Delivery]

Pissing themselves laughing!

No doubt! and you’d probably be kneeling there cuckolding and letting the golden showers, which you call laughter, rain on you

[BBC_Delivery]

Fair enough.
I would be about £20k better off if I had a five year sabbatical!

Thought I would ask before taking the piss.
Other excuse could include:
Being a monk
Locked up in prison
Being gay
Not wanting your mum or school to find out your having underage sex.

Yea I am a bit better off now. And how did you know I was being a monk you’re well bright.

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Fair enough.
I would be about £20k better off if I had a five year sabbatical!

Thought I would ask before taking the piss.
Other excuse could include:
Being a monk
Locked up in prison
Being gay
Not wanting your mum or school to find out your having underage sex.

I do feel a bit like breaking the rules a bit does anyone know any big bum gorg escorts in Birmingham area.. So I can contribute to ukp

[Cendric]

Raggoguy I think you are winding everybody up. If so you have succeeded. Perhaps best now to move on.

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Raggoguy I think you are winding everybody up. If so you have succeeded. Perhaps best now to move on.

Wasn’t my intention just standing my ground. I see their point, have got to do better

[scutty brown]

Wasn’t my intention just standing my ground. I see their point, have got to do better

As a self-declared non-punter, you've no metaphorical ground to stand on. Just fuck off and stop wasting our time

[Punterperson1971]

Over half his posts have been on this thread,just fuck off as no one wants to help you unless you TOFTT.

[Villain79]

All THIS is why i love this forum!

[Punterperson1971]

All THIS is why i love this forum!

So we do the work for him while he sits back and lurks and leeches.

[Villain79]

So we do the work for him while he sits back and lurks and leeches.

No the comebacks and the way timewasters are outed soo quick

[dog999]

As a self-declared non-punter, you've no metaphorical ground to stand on. Just fuck off and stop wasting our time

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