Refusing Shower offer BIG MISTAKE!!

[Festisio]

If i was a prossie and asked a punter to jump in the shower and they took only 2mins. I would think they were dirty neway. Lose lose situation. hey maybe im ocd 

it would ruin my look and make me go all dry,

Stop being such a massive shirtlifter.

You don't need to spend 10 minutes giving yourself an enema and washing your hair.  You suffered a shit punt and its through your own stubbornness.

[Spanish Lad]

Often more hygenic to dry your cock on her washing, there's often some laying around the bathroom  :timeout

+1 

[akauya]

I have NEVER been forced to have a shower, if the girl insisted I would abort the punt, I make the rules not the pro$$ie.   

A sweaty, smoke/traffic smelling taxi driver arrives and wants to fuck the prossie without having a shower first... lucky prossie!

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[Festisio]

A sweaty, smoke/traffic smelling taxi driver arrives and wants to fuck the prossie without having a shower first... lucky prossie!

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  Indeed.  No wonder they are so fucking jaded.

[dilettante]

I wonder if prossies have a similar "dirt bag index" as doctors, which is the number of tattoos multiplied by the number of missing teeth to give the likely days since the patient last bathed.

It's certainly a moot point how long can elapse till you need to shower - unlike the OP I've often been surprised, eg when visiting a WG after travelling to Manchester from Midlands by rail, didn't shower and was then given a good rimming with no complaints. Maybe if you're a clean-looking person (as I am -living in fact) and you smell OK they won't ask you to shower, whereas some people at work reek even after they've showered that morning, one guy was simply dreadful, either he didn't adequately get round all the crevices of his voluminous ass properly with toilet paper after pooing, or he was sweating out the roast beef dinner he'd had the night before, yuk.

[Sedlmayer]

I don't hand over the money immediately, normally wait a few minutes to judge the attitude, the minute she insists on me using the shower I make my excuse and leave.
I repeat ----- I make the rules not the pro$$ie. 

Well, yes, and as you have said several times recently, you only punt very rarely anymore............

[Bangers and Gash]

Maybe im slow

Or maybe, Gel Boy, you're just a troll. 

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[updownandaround]

Hate hate hate incalls to wg places, I think its a control thing but most importantly it because of the shower offer 

Refusing the offer to shower always seems abit rude and the look of contempt on the wg face spoils the mood. I am always 110% clean, before i see a wg i make sure i have a shower, cologne, brush teeth and even hold in any piss and bowel movements, the whole nine yards plus extra, and when they offer me a shower i decline because
1. i am already clean,
2. it would ruin my look and make me go all dry,
3. some wg's bathroom are disgusting and i dont even want to imagine how many punters have used their towel.

Recently i declined a shower offer stating i have showered a few moments ago, she was fuming went in to a rage of how sweat can accumulate quite fast blah blah blah. She pulled out baby wipes and started to vigorously wipe my dick and boy was she rough. Took me a while to get hard as she pissed me off, she was a scruffy bitch and had ashy cigarette breath (EE agency girl of course).

Any one have this sort of experience, it made me think twice the next time im offer to take a shower, i am afraid to say no .

I always shower before heading out to an incall. Always.

I went to an incall years ago and was instructed to shower, I went into the bathroom and is was a fucking disgrace in there. Filthy dirty. I took one look at the shower cubicle with matted hair in the plug hole and what appeared to be a blood stain on the tiled part. Disgusting.

After that experience I decided to always refuse.

[Spanish Lad]

I wonder if prossies have a similar "dirt bag index" as doctors, which is the number of tattoos multiplied by the number of missing teeth to give the likely days since the patient last bathed.

It's certainly a moot point how long can elapse till you need to shower - unlike the OP I've often been surprised, eg when visiting a WG after travelling to Manchester from Midlands by rail, didn't shower and was then given a good rimming with no complaints. Maybe if you're a clean-looking person (as I am -living in fact) and you smell OK they won't ask you to shower, whereas some people at work reek even after they've showered that morning, one guy was simply dreadful, either he didn't adequately get round all the crevices of his voluminous ass properly with toilet paper after pooing, or he was sweating out the roast beef dinner he'd had the night before, yuk.

Far too much detail there Dill...... 

[PuntingPete]

I have NEVER been forced to have a shower, if the girl insisted I would abort the punt, I make the rules not the pro$$ie.   

I think that's called biting your nose off to spite your face 

[fredpunter]

lmfao. Go all dry means dry skin, i like to feel moisturised thank you very much
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I was undecided before but this settles it, you are a girl, whether you know it or not

[Aspen]

Take a quick shower ffs - what's the problem?

Yeah - then you get shown the bathroom and everything is in a disgusting state. Bits of toilet paper everywhere, scale buildup in the sink and bath and bits of turd in the bog. It's probably a good idea to check the bathroom out before you pay, but you don't always get that opportunity.

[zatoichi]

I must be the only one then who usually insists on having a shower with the prossie. I love me shower togethers... nothing better than soaping up a pretty girls tits and arse 

You are not alone there 

[Bigus Dickus]

lmfao. Go all dry means dry skin, i like to feel moisturised thank you very much

What happened to the link to fag-ash Lil?

[da40]

Ruining your look 

Type 1 asks if I want a shower, I reply I've just had one, which is true, and I've never had a problem with getting down to business.
Type 2 grabs a towel and directs me towards the shower. I obey as it only takes 2 or 3 minutes and if I disobey a shit punt will probably follow.

Couldn't agree more. I am always showered with freshly laundered clothes and  so its hardly ever type 2. However, a wg I saw a few years back would always rim me unrequested if I had a shower at her place. Her personal hygiene and cleanliness of her flat was faultless. Happy Days!

[Jimmyredcab]

Indeed.  No wonder they are so fucking jaded.

Just for the record, I have a bath, followed by a shower one hour before I visit a pro$$ie, if only they were as clean as me, I never punt when I have been working.   

[Jimmyredcab]

Well, yes, and as you have said several times recently, you only punt very rarely anymore............

That is true ---------------------- but over the years I must have fucked a thousand pro$$ies, never taken a shower at their premises and never will.   

[Jimmyredcab]

Ruining your look 

Type 1 asks if I want a shower, I reply I've just had one, which is true, and I've never had a problem with getting down to business.
Type 2 grabs a towel and directs me towards the shower. I obey as it only takes 2 or 3 minutes and if I disobey a shit punt will probably follow.

Obey  ???????????????????????

Are you for real. ???????????

My money, my rules.       

[Bob Cratchit]

When I'm going for a coffee this morning, it'll be my money and my rules. If I take a dump on the table, then I'd expect my level of service to suffer though.

[Jimmyredcab]

When I'm going for a coffee this morning, it'll be my money and my rules. If I take a dump on the table, then I'd expect my level of service to suffer though.

Bob, do you have learning difficulties ----------------- no offense meant.   

[Bob Cratchit]

Says the bloke who is clearly unable to follow and argument and refuses to undertake even the most basic social lubrication to make sure the working girl he's paying for can get on with providing the service he apparently wants. You must be a real hit with the ladies outside punting.

You carry on offending them within the first five minutes of a meet and I'll continue to have my balls drained by eager, smiling women. 

[CBPaul]

Obey  ???????????????????????

Are you for real. ???????????

My money, my rules.       

Yes I'm for real. The use of the words obey and disobey were tongue-in-cheek Jimmy. I don't consider myself to be subservient to them.

If I walk through the door and the girl in the room is the same as I've booked and all looks good I'm not going to ruin what I hope to be a decent punt by refusing a 2 minute shower when they request it.

[cockneybstrd]

Says the bloke who is clearly unable to follow and argument and refuses to undertake even the most basic social lubrication to make sure the working girl he's paying for can get on with providing the service he apparently wants. You must be a real hit with the ladies outside punting.

You carry on offending them within the first five minutes of a meet and I'll continue to have my balls drained by eager, smiling women. 

Basic Social Lubrication a very good term. I can only assume and I am sure JRC will certainly correct me and tell me I am cretin.

But I think the point JRC is making that as it his money/his rules he does not see the need for basic social lubrication during the punt.?

[CBPaul]

Interesting point - to me anyway - with incalls to a private place I've never had any issues with saying 'I had a shower before I left home'. From memory I've seen 5 prossies who grab a towel and point me towards the shower before commencing service and they have all been in hotels. I guess that's because someone comes to clean up afterwards so they don't have to.

If I was ever faced with having to take a shower or else no service and the place was skanky I would point out that I'm already cleaner than the bathroom. One prossie once tried to make me shower before I left. Gave me a filthy look when i said no thanks to which I replied only if you join me. She didn't and I didn't shower.

[Jimmyredcab]

Interesting point - to me anyway - with incalls to a private place I've never had any issues with saying 'I had a shower before I left home'.

Exactly my point.     

The only time I have been requested to take a shower was in Thailand, I agreed because it was my hotel room with clean towels.

[whiterussian]

I don't mind a shower or two when punting. Saves on gas and toiletries at home.  I always make sure a fresh towel is available.

[Bob Cratchit]

But I think the point JRC is making that as it his money/his rules he does not see the need for basic social lubrication during the punt.?

It's the attitude usually taken by deeply inadequate life-long losers, who then use 'I'm the customer' to desperately try inflate their ravaged egos. I'm the big man with the money now, so do what I say because nobody else in my life takes me seriously. Went for a punt last week and saw some Asian guy in a filthy hoodie shouting at the girl behind the counter in WH Smiths  (who looked about 14), because he didn't instantly give him a receipt. Petty, cowardly, ugly and utterly lacking in class.

[hockogrockle]

How on earth did you manage to get a punt in W H Smiths??!

[Jimmyredcab]

It's the attitude usually taken by deeply inadequate life-long losers, who then use 'I'm the customer' to desperately try inflate their ravaged egos.

Listen Mr 30posts, I have forgotten more about shagging pro$$ies than you will ever know.   

[Jimmyredcab]

I don't mind a shower or two when punting. Saves on gas and toiletries at home.  I always make sure a fresh towel is available.

Avoid £60 an hour Romanians then, you will get a spunk stained towel off the radiator.     

[cockneybstrd]

How on earth did you manage to get a punt in W H Smiths??!

Most WH Smiths have a prossie section. Normally by the transport magazines. The larger station branches of WH Smiths normally have three or four in. But of course there is normally a nervous looking teenager hanging around

[CBPaul]

Avoid £60 an hour Romanians then, you will get a spunk stained towel off the radiator.     

Nah, they won't let you take a shower, won't even let you take a piss because two of their 'friends' will be hiding in the bog.

[dilettante]

When I'm going for a coffee this morning, it'll be my money and my rules. If I take a dump on the table, then I'd expect my level of service to suffer though.

... though I personally only ever do that when the level of service has ALREADY been proven to be abysmal.

[UnrealisticExpectations]

Only twice have I showered at a prossies, first time was just because it was fucking boiling outside and I was sweating like a pig! Second time was an after work punt and I had the fucking worst experience, went into shower, shower broken and pissing water out through the unit, managed to get a splash of water over me without electrocuting myself before stepping out to find not one towel, called the girl who just said I should air dry and to come through when I was dry!!!! 
That was AmyK in birmingham, one of my worst punts when I actually dried off!

[PuntingPete]

All these excuses about not having a clean towel, just take your own 

[UnrealisticExpectations]

All these excuses about not having a clean towel, just take your own 

I would agree if you go intending to have a shower, when forced to by the prossie (Not something I have encountered) I can understand the frustration of being given an obviously used towel.

[Jimmyredcab]

All these excuses about not having a clean towel, just take your own 

Are you serious.   

[cunnyhunt]

It's the attitude usually taken by deeply inadequate life-long losers, who then use 'I'm the customer' to desperately try inflate their ravaged egos. I'm the big man with the money now, so do what I say because nobody else in my life takes me seriously. Went for a punt last week and saw some Asian guy in a filthy hoodie shouting at the girl behind the counter in WH Smiths  (who looked about 14), because he didn't instantly give him a receipt. Petty, cowardly, ugly and utterly lacking in class.

What was your previous username here ?

[Jimmyredcab]

What was your previous username here ?

Exactly my thoughts ------------------------- but I didn't want to appear paranoid, the posting style is not that of a newbie.   

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

Exactly my thoughts ------------------------- but I didn't want to appear paranoid, the posting style is not that of a newbie.   

I have to admit to becoming more paranoid sinced becoming a member here , this guy seems to enjoy trying to put others down, one SAD GIT  for sure 

[Jimmyredcab]

I have to admit to becoming more paranoid sinced becoming a member here , this guy seems to enjoy trying to put others down, one SAD GIT  for sure 

Now banned.     

I wonder who it was.     

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

Now banned.     

I wonder who it was.     

well sad git did like to put people down, but who can be sure 

[vorian]

Now banned.     

I wonder who it was.     

Fuck me, that was a quick turn round Jimmy. Your bloodhound senses are hot today. 

[cunnyhunt]

Exactly my thoughts ------------------------- but I didn't want to appear paranoid, the posting style is not that of a newbie.   

No you are not paranoid, they have an axe to grind and cannot wait long to reveal it, the temptation is too great for them and they will reveal at the first occasion

[Jimmyredcab]

Fuck me, that was a quick turn round Jimmy. Your bloodhound senses are hot today. 

No, to be fair, cunnyhunt must take the credit for this one ----------------- he said what I was thinking.   

[vorian]

No you are not paranoid, they have an axe to grind and cannot wait long to reveal it, the temptation is too great for them and they will reveal at the first occasion

Spot on, they might think they are clever but the agenda always comes out in the end, this time it appears to be a axe to grind with Jimmy. James is often the other subject of interest.

[vorian]

No, to be fair, cunnyhunt must take the credit for this one ----------------- he said what I was thinking.   

Respect to you both 

[mcb]

I’m been asked a couple of times if I wanted a shower but like most punters, I’ve done that before I’ve set off for the appointment. Never had a problem, and got down to business.

The only time it was rebuked was with a porn star. She asked if I would like to take a shower, I said I’d showered before I left, and she said would I mind, “having a quick willy wash?” The way she comically phrased it actually made me laugh and lighten the mood between us. She didn’t say it in a demeaning or demanding way that spoiled the mood. I washed my willy as instructed, and had one of my best punts (and shags with a girl, paid or unpaid) ever.

[CBPaul]

I’m been asked a couple of times if I wanted a shower but like most punters, I’ve done that before I’ve set off for the appointment. Never had a problem, and got down to business.

The only time it was rebuked was with a porn star. She asked if I would like to take a shower, I said I’d showered before I left, and she said would I mind, “having a quick willy wash?” The way she comically phrased it actually made me laugh and lighten the mood between us. She didn’t say it in a demeaning or demanding way that spoiled the mood. I washed my willy as instructed, and had one of my best punts (and shags with a girl, paid or unpaid) ever.

A quick willy wash 

I'd prefer them saying that rather than being the type who get a strangle hold on the old boy, yank back the foreskin and spend 10 minutes buffing my helmet with a series of wet wipes.

[CBPaul]

I hasten to add it really doesn't require that level of treatment.