What kind of punts would you have if you won the lottery?

[VitIron]

I think I would probably book four women and have them live with me for a week, to fulfil all my desires and to help me try and learn new things as well.

How much would that be likely to set me back? (And no, I haven't won the lottery)

What would other people do if money was no object?

[JontyR]

I'd book outcalls whenever there was a need to have the washing up done.

[Hornycustodian]

I'd travel world wide with half. At least one in each nation. There must be some in north korea /s.

Really though, outcall when i buy my own place. I hate travelling especially if it is near people who know me but i never knew they lived nearby. Its the only way I'll get a house. Or hire a different maid each week. Is that allowed?

[webpunter]

I'd start with 'them learning you' how to pop your UKP review cherry ! 

I think I would probably book four women and have them live with me for a week, to fulfil all my desires and to help me try and learn new things as well.

[VitIron]

I'd start with 'them learning you' how to pop your UKP review cherry ! 

Well, I only joined this forum recently and we're in lockdown.

Give me a chance!!

[S1MPLEK1NG]

Sounds cliché but I'd go for a pornstar, one that comes to mind is Holly Hendrix - she advertises her services but damn she's expensive. One can dream

[webpunter]

Fair enuf
All things considered
A pukka reply
You can do reviews on your escapades completed in the last 6 months
One of the important & established members on here can extend a formal 'welcome' to UKP

Well, I only joined this forum recently and we're in lockdown.

Give me a chance!!

[storm69]

i would go for holiday gf s in various countries maybe a week at a time  _ India - Mumbai . As money would be no object then 3somes or moresomes . Parties , gangbangs - just like being let loose in a sweetshop- like the first punt. Or get together with a naughty SP and do 3sums 4sums travelling the world

[Hotpocket]

I would finance a porn film, obviously cast myself then cast Sasha Rose, then shag Sasha Rose, simples.

[VitIron]

Fair enuf
All things considered
A pukka reply
You can do reviews on your escapades completed in the last 6 months
One of the important & established members on here can extend a formal 'welcome' to UKP

I haven't had any punts for 10 months because of COVID but when I get round to it, I'll mention it on here.

 

[Field69r]

Numerous role play scenarios with MFF & MFFF, especially with a slim blonde MILF and younger mid 20’s girl, teacher/student & office junior/office boss with me in the headmaster and boss file of course! 

[lamboman]

How big is this lottery win?

[Thephoenix]

The Good Girls sex resort in Columbia would be tempting

[OakTree]

I haven't had any punts for 10 months because of COVID but when I get round to it, I'll mention it on here.

 

I believe the rules have been changed due to COVID and reviews can be posted from 12 months ago.

[dryanse8]

I’d probably work my way through about 90% of the roster on BlueMondayOfLondon.
Some very beautiful ladies on there. With price tags to match!

[Mike66]

I’d buy an apartment just for punting outcalls, I’d go through a lot of women and then pick a regular to meet 2 or 3 times a week, stay single and enjoy life without any stress or hassle. 

[P Hughes]

If I won millions on the lottery i'd probably punt like crazy for the first year or so. Even when i settled down, I'd still have 5 or so core regulars always available. I imagine with such wealth, your options in terms of SP's would almost be endless. It would really be living the dream.

[Rocket1927]

a full on gang bang with as many fit TS as possible 

[Bonker]

None.

I would become very desirable to women.

[Stevelondon]

As was said earlier. I would travel extensively (I’ve been lucky enough to have seen a fair bit of the world) and punt whenever I fancied it.

[Bush]

Well, I only joined this forum recently and we're in lockdown.

Give me a chance!!

Well said.......there are guys on here who haven’t posted a review in two years. Starting threads like this is a very useful contribution.....thanks.

In so far as the question is concerned......I’d see if I could bring Pola, Indy Michelle and xHannahx out of retirement and enjoy a holy trinity that up until now I’ve only ever dreamed about 🤪

[VitIron]

How big is this lottery win?

The jackpot, tens of millions.

[VitIron]

I think I would probably book four women and have them live with me for a week, to fulfil all my desires and to help me try and learn new things as well.

How much would that be likely to set me back?

Any ideas on how much I'd have to pay for the time and companionship of four women for a whole week?

£30,000 - £40,000?

[VitIron]

Well said.......there are guys on here who haven’t posted a review in two years. Starting threads like this is a very useful contribution.....thanks.

Thank you!!

[isaac_gauss]

Puting on a bottomless budget, for me:

- Paying the pornstars' prices. Including flying girls over from abroad. Japan, Korea, Czech Republic, the US...
- Perfect environment each time: rent myself a few luxury flats around London and other cities
- Hire a punting secretary to take care of logistics (booking specific girls, finding girls according to my preferences, and organising regular gangbangs)

[Fac51]

FFS - think I would die of a cardiac via too much shagging....one DEFO for me would be;-

FFFM - Rebecca More, Kendra Lust, Emma Butt & me 

[webpunter]

+1
Having a shag pad would be ideal for both paid & civvys
Being in the south east i'd have an apartment in central london
Ideally a roof terrace couple of bedrooms so it can be party central with mates

I’d buy an apartment just for punting outcalls, I’d go through a lot of women and then pick a regular to meet 2 or 3 times a week, stay single and enjoy life without any stress or hassle. 

The list of what can be achieved is limitless
Reality will be less than the imagination
But it would be a fuck of a lot of fun trying

I would also spend time & money on part time GF's who whilst ain't ostensibly hookers coz no hourly rate, they are on board for one reason
So its gifts nights out holidays cash & cars
Lease / rent the latter so its easy to get them back when wanting to move on from whichever burd it is
They might think you've bought them the motor.  Bless 

[Home Alone]

Any ideas on how much I'd have to pay for the time and companionship of four women for a whole week?

£30,000 - £40,000?

But I thought Camelot provided you with sensible financial advice. I haven't done the sums, but if we're talking about an eight-figure win, couldn't you invest to produce that much of a pay-out? 

[Payyourwaymate]

Any ideas on how much I'd have to pay for the time and companionship of four women for a whole week?

£30,000 - £40,000?

You do not need £30-40K for a week with four women. What sort of women are you looking for? What country do you want to do it in? Unless you are trying to book Supermodels from well know magazines and fuck them all in a high end hotel or a penthouse Airbnb pad it would never really cost that much if you think about it rationally and shop around.

If you went to Brazil, Colombia or any south american country you can do that for a fraction of that. I reckon probably £1500-£2500 would be enough to get attractive women for that time period, this is excluding all other expenses like accomodation etc. If you include accomodation I reckon £5000-£7500 would be fine to live it up like a king for a week. If you went to south east asia it may cost even less. You don't need to be a millionaire to have the sex life of a roman emperor LOL.

[Bum Lovin Criminal]

Fair enuf
All things considered
A pukka reply
You can do reviews on your escapades completed in the last 6 months
One of the important & established members on here can extend a formal 'welcome' to UKP

Thanks for that kind intro WP..

I would become a UKP legend  by booking the fittest porn star FFMs for podges in Richard Branson's  Virgin Galactic.....in the White House......on a Buck Palace tour,

the Taj Mahal......hot air Balloon over Niagra........and on the green leather benches on the Conservative side...


After that I agree with Bonker...suddenly I will be multi-millions of times irresistable to hot women.

[workinallweek]

 
 so 10 million in the bank after you buy a london pad at say 2 mill and kit it out say 200 k couple of nice cars 200k   just over 7 mill left  nice house outside london 2 mill 

we are down to 5 mill . 5 mill in the bank would earn maybe 5 grand a year (if your lazy)  so one good punt a month  lol .

or 4 mill on houses   say 8 in the south east  and 8 k a month coming in   so travel and fuck 

[Fuggedaboutit]

Don't know about the lottery, but I've got very specific ideas for post lockdown...

[centry]

I doubt any change would be made to my punting lifestyle, I already see escorts on a mere whim.
I'd probably just invest that money into my work.

[pythondan]

I would go full Hugh Hefner, build a mansion somewhere with a nice climate, populate it with hotties who would put on dancing shows, plays etc.

The girls would be well paid, have nice accommodation, access to education and healthcare plus the opportunity to express their gratitude to their generous benefactor and his carefully selected guests 

[Hot tongue]

Back in the day, I'd have booked the gorgeous French porn star Elodie Cherie for a week.
I spend a week licking her clitoris and fucking her arse.

[fudi_maar]

You don't need to be a millionaire to have the sex life of a roman emperor LOL.

^ Exactly this. Really just a few thousand is enough to live the dream for a week. Eastern Europe (Ukraine etc) have stunning women who will spend a time with you for not that much. And South East Asia is a paradise for those who like petite women.

It think it's not so much the lottery money that is stopping a lot of guys, but it's the mind set of "One day when I win the lotto, I'll do this....and this...." even though they can at least sample some of that life style for short periods at affordable prices. I have this mind set myself, and once the lockdowns are over, I hope to get rid of it. I'm gonna fuck like the world is ending tomorrow!

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I know this is a fantasy thing but i knoiw some serioulsy rich guys around the 50 to 100 mill mark and single they could do these things but as best i know, don't. In fact none of them are any happier than what i am on my very modest montly punt budget!

[Greenchilli]

so 10 million in the bank after you buy a london pad at say 2 mill and kit it out say 200 k couple of nice cars 200k   just over 7 mill left  nice house outside london 2 mill 

we are down to 5 mill . 5 mill in the bank would earn maybe 5 grand a year (if your lazy)  so one good punt a month  lol .

5 mill invested properly can net you 10 % min on various asset classes giving you roughly about 30-40 K/ month after fees which you can spend on girlfriends , mistresses , SBs , SPs & other civvies in no particular order. 

[Garage man]

FFS - think I would die of a cardiac via too much shagging[/

I think I would have the same problem so my first purchase would be a portable defibrillator to take into the room and drive to them in my private ambulance driven by qualified medics.

[tantric talents]

I know this is a fantasy thing but i knoiw some serioulsy rich guys around the 50 to 100 mill mark and single they could do these things but as best i know, don't. In fact none of them are any happier than what i am on my very modest montly punt budget!

Quite right. That sort of money needs careful handling as there are a lot of very smart Gold diggers out there of both sexes.
Most top London hotels are used to catering for the mega rich. You can walk in with a beautiful Russian hooker on each arm and in minutes have your own private suite for a few hours, set the Champagne flowing and kick them out when you’re done!

[king tarzan]

I do what I do know in anything..
I don't need lottery dreams..
Just the ability to have the health to earn and live a comfortable life..

Lottery dreams are for council estate losers who are lazy and have no ambition to get out of there shit rut.

[VitIron]

I do what I do know in anything..
I don't need lottery dreams..
Just the ability to have the health to earn and live a comfortable life..

Lottery dreams are for council estate losers who are lazy and have no ambition to get out of there shit rut.

It's a hypothetical discussion. Calm down.

[king tarzan]

It's a hypothetical discussion. Calm down.

I am calm.. we have in our own destiny make or break..

Alright then I will answer this question.. just stick money in bank and live off interest 👍👍👍

[VitIron]

I am calm.. we have in our own destiny make or break..

Alright then I will answer this question.. just stick money in bank and live off interest 👍👍👍

It looks like you're still missing the point that this is a hypothetical discussion.

By the way, have you seen the interest rates over the last 10 years?

[Steely Dan]

Since I choose to keep this hobby private, I would not go for any of the flat-buying or fucking every day sort of things. I would still be constrained by time and discretion. I still don't want friends or family to know.

so...

- I like the idea of working through Blue Monday (External Link/Members Only ) and similar (External Link/Members Only  or  External Link/Members Only).  I suspect they are no better than Woofie or Ellie Rose but why not find out?
- I like the idea of a few more MFF MFFF etc.  Even perhaps MMFFFF with a lucky UKP poster.  But in fact I mostly prefer MF. I have done a fair few MFF and I sometimes feel under pressure. Still ... I think booking out the whole Phoenix party for myself is worth a try. Or all of LeJeuEscorts - so there is a swimming pool and jacuzzi.
- So, yes, trips abroad where I won't be discovered.  Hong Kong/Macau/Singapore/Thailand. Maybe a sex resort in the Dominican Republic (External Link/Members Only )
- I guess if I have truly excess money, I can pay for STD testing followed by supervised quarantine so I can BB.  Don't hate me - real porn stars do it.  And this is fantasy!
...then reflect.  Might even talk to a concierge for ideas (e.g. External Link/Members Only) to try in round 2.

I wonder if there are guys who live this life? Real Billionaires who spend on escorts as a priority? I have spoken to a few escorts who have had long weekends in Spain with guys who dropped boatloads. But are there many Hugh Hefners anymore?

[StingRay]

Paraguay appeals to me as country to visit and luxuriate in - this is based on a couple of stays in Buenos Aires (BA), Argentina, where I came across, so to speak, a lovely young girl from Paraguay called "Sol" (sun). BA is also a lovely city with lots of fun to be had and it's safe if you don't mention the war!!!

[webpunter]

Hope you don't mind a slight edit

Thanks for that kind intro WP..

I would become a UKP legend  by booking the fittest porn star FFMs for podges in Richard Branson's  Virgin Galactic.....in the White House......on a Buck Palace tour,

the Taj Mahal......hot air Balloon over Niagra [on viagra] ........and on the green leather benches on the Conservative side...


After that I agree with Bonker...suddenly I will be multi-millions of times irresistable to hot women.

[Brumish]

I'd set up an international escort agency and use it for my own use 

[CrimsonD]

5 mill in the bank would earn maybe 5 grand a year (if your lazy)  so one good punt a month  lol

You would have to be extremely lazy, You could get 3-5% just by getting a decent financial advisor. With that sort of cash you should be getting at least 200k a year return before tax.

Personally I would go to South America for a while, then probably SEA. With even a bit of wealth you can live like a king in those places. To be honest I would not flaunt it as I bet the SPs would become a pain in the arse if they knew you had lots of money. I would prefer to stay low key. Last thing you want is a relationship, in my experience pain in the arse women are like flys round shit when they know someone has some wealth. Most of the richest women in the world are rich through divorce.

[Mr Sinister]

If I had millions in the bank I'd be making moves on insta models/thots, girls who do nudes online and the like. I wouldn't care to spend a few hundred or a couple of grand to smash, now with pandemic is the perfect time to be doing such a thing.

Prossies are easily accessible.