“High class”

[Cord_the_boy]

I’m genuinely tempted to start asking these girls what exactly makes them high class. Literally every profile you see these days has it written all over. Then you speak to them and they’re like “alright yeah babe, burgoh, fantoh, 20 benson and hedges”

When will escorts realise that all we want are simple profiles with real, representative pictures and decent pricing.

I have NEVER gone “oh my god, she’s high class, get her booked in!”

Sunday rant over. Thanks for reading  . *any escorts reading this, take note*

[Sparky Legs]

Normally the sky high price pal.

[Cord_the_boy]

I think you’re right. From what I can tell the two familiar, common translations are:

“High class” = I think I’m god’s gift.
“Curvy” = morbidly obese. 

[Sparky Legs]

Absolutely! That's what this site is great for, sounding out the good ones from the bad ones. I don't trust AW reviews at all.

[Half Century]

and of course they also provide 'luxury accommodation' 

[Woblybobsdog]

I think you’re right. From what I can tell the two familiar, common translations are:

“High class” = I think I’m god’s gift.
“Curvy” = morbidly obese.

Mature = fucking ancient

[Moby Dick]

Means they have got a degree in law but prefer to rent their cunts by the hour.

[blackburnian]

"Courtesan"  = provides shit service , thinks the world of herself & overpriced .

Bb

[cideruk]

Be nice to see one 'I'm common as muck'

Reminds me of Billy Connolly sketch about preferring 2 fire breathing whores to 42 virgins 

[tesla]

"Courtesan"  = provides shit service , thinks the world of herself & overpriced .

Bb

I disagree, I have seen at least two SP's with Courtesan in there title and both have been excellent, I see use of the word Courtesan as a marketing tool

[cideruk]

One of my regulars used it (Olivia Rose near Clitheroe)
She was great

Least it shows a modicum of intelligence as long as spelt correctly

[hamchang]

It often goes along with a long name such as Jessica Robertshaw-Devine or some gash like that which makes them feel posh.

Profile branding - Jessica Robertshaw-Devine - Mayfair, from the Home Counties, educated at CLC and then Oxbridge. Jet set player with sugar daddies in NY, Dubai, Sydney and Paris.

Reality - Rene Fudd from Neesdon. Educate mostly at the Kebab shop by the dodgy owner and his mates. Got fucked up the arse over a friar by a grandad who one went to Dubai.

Yours for 120 an hour.   

[Cord_the_boy]

Some of the replies on this hahahaha

[blackburnian]

One of my regulars used it (Olivia Rose near Clitheroe)
She was great

Least it shows a modicum of intelligence as long as spelt correctly

I was reckoning she's still on AW

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Deluded profile that comes and goes but fairly sure it's her (have to visit the caravan to be sure)

Bb

[lewisjones23]

“ degree educated “

what the fuck has that got to do with being good at shagging?

unless they’ve got a first in cocksucking from the University of Katie Price then I could not care less

[GorillaWarfare]

It's simply advertising, like with a lot of "luxury" items. You can get an expensive Armani suit and a high-value Rolex but at the end of the day they do the same job as an Asda George suit and a Casio calculator watch (although you could argue the Casio does more with it being a calculator)

You're hardly going to see some girl say "look I'm rough as houses and have a bit of a belly but I'll do my best to get you off".

[Fac51]

It often goes along with a long name such as Jessica Robertshaw-Devine or some gash like that which makes them feel posh.

Profile branding - Jessica Robertshaw-Devine - Mayfair, from the Home Counties, educated at CLC and then Oxbridge. Jet set player with sugar daddies in NY, Dubai, Sydney and Paris.

Reality - Rene Fudd from Neesdon. Educate mostly at the Kebab shop by the dodgy owner and his mates. Got fucked up the arse over a friar by a grandad who one went to Dubai.

Yours for 120 an hour.

Classic fella

[Willnotts]

You won't find many high class girls on sites like adult work... They're just pretending to be posh and think they're better than all the others around them. Something about having one professional photo shoot and thinking they're now a super model.

Some that also say they're "elite" make me laugh

There's the kle collective in London with some of the most stunning girls but meeting them is more of a date, dinner then more etc getting to know each other and they have a small client base. I'd say they're high class but for a completely different type of client.

[Blackpool Rock]

I was reckoning she's still on AW

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Deluded profile that comes and goes but fairly sure it's her (have to visit the caravan to be sure)

Bb

Great profile,
Q "Who won't I meet with"
A "Single males" 

Oh and on the piss take price thread she goes at £200/15 minutes 

[Blackpool Rock]

The whole "High class" thing is usually a marketing thing for some of these girls or they are trying to big themselves up / delude themselves they are high end courtesans etc, it's a bit like a sugar babe not actually thinking she's a prostitute and looking down on AW girls.

I'm sure some of these girls do genuinely think of themselves as high class but it's all a matter of perspective and depends where their base line is, if you're born on some shit hole council estate surrounded by chavs and crime then perhaps having a few quid in your pocket does make them feel high class but to others they are still just a chav with a bit of cash.

I used to see a girl regularly who had a lot of tattoos and it was almost as if every time i saw her she had some fresh ink, now while I do quite like a heavily tattooed girl as it adds to their slutiness I think it basically does just that, makes them look like a cheap slut not classy.
In conversation with this girl she actually thought it made her look classy and high end, when I asked if she may regret getting them when she hit 40 she replied that she just wanted to look good now

[cideruk]

I was reckoning she's still on AW

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

Deluded profile that comes and goes but fairly sure it's her (have to visit the caravan to be sure)

Bb

Deffo not Ophelia

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=268734.msg2850395#msg2850395

I saw Olivia Rose / think she was also something Ruby for quite a while (at her flat above work and the caravan with the dogs - dog hairs everywhere)

[Deepstroker]

Usually means daddy is rich but he got sick of underwriting their lifestyle so kicked them out.