I have a strange kink about not so great looking women, some of the best sex I've had is with the plainer looking type they seem to try a little harder in my experience.
My "lard" comment wasn't meant as a jibe. As it happens, I have a similar thing for women of a certain age, size and shape, and I too have in the past been duly pasted on here for writing enthusiastic reviews of not-great-looking women. In fact, I might have been interested in booking this very SP, so thanks again for posting your review: you have potentially saved me time and money, had I been nearer to Yeovil.
And had I had a lard-on.