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Author Topic: What to say to the next Punter on the way out?  (Read 3558 times)

Offline winkywanky

 
Some of your comments are hilarious
You do justice to your Avatar!


:hi:  :cool:

Offline CheeseBoard

First words should be

Good afternoon sir, I'm Detective Inspector (insert name here), investigating a triple homicide, and who might you be???

Pause for 10 seconds and then say I'm only messing with you (or not if you want the fellow punter to continue his heart attack)  :scare:
« Last Edit: September 11, 2019, 06:44:56 pm by CheeseBoard »

Offline Whipthatbooty

 :lol:

First words should be

Good afternoon sir, I'm Detective Inspector (insert name here), investigating a triple homicide, and who might you be???

Pause for 10 seconds and then say I'm only messing with you (or not if you want the fellow punter to continue his heart attack)  :scare:

Offline winkywanky

I could've sworn Cheeseboard said just exactly that.

Offline WASA38

Wouldn't have said anything, put yourself in their shoes, you're heading to a punt the last thing you want to see is some old fat fuck stumble out, giving you a leering grin, a wink and a thumbs-up as he mutters "give her one for me, pal"
Equally bad if you're the fat old fuck and the guy coming out looks like a Hollywood heart throb. You will only prove to be an anticlimax.

yobbra

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Equally bad if you're the fat old fuck and the guy coming out looks like a Hollywood heart throb. You will only prove to be an anticlimax.

I can still remember the ugliest dirty looking old (75+) guy coming down the stairs with the new young 19 year old girl on her first ever day at Sandy's years ago and i was next up and the look on the girl's face as he walked out was priceless.   I thought this is going to be a great meet just because it couldn't have got any worse for the poor new girl and i wasn't wrong.   I actually enjoyed fucking her knowing such a disgusting guy had just fucked her in a sick way.

Offline Beamer

Way back at Tingles a couple of the girls would chat with those of us in the waiting room. Sometimes 4 or 5 punters.
Once, when when i was waiting on my own for a room one of the older ladies came and started to give me a bj. I think she was one of the working owners. She then whipped her pants off and sat on me, riding me. I came quickly in the bag and then again in the room ..... oh those were the days when you had loads of parlours to choose between.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2019, 08:52:44 pm by Beamer »

Offline datwabbit

High 5 the guy and say the rimming is ace.

Offline NigelF

I usually say and do nothing unless they speak to me or it was a bad punt in which case I will always warn the punter (have actually done it twice). Fortunately I've never had to do it right in front of the WG but I would be willing to do so (although in my experience they usually try to keep you hidden from each other and I'm not sure I'd go so far as to ignore her instructions to stay hidden unless it was a really bad punt, especially since they may well be there to see another girl in the flat, not the one I saw).

Personally though I'm fine with pretty much anything up to and including a full chat about the girl/s. I have done so in parlour waiting rooms and going in/out.

some lovely fluffy prudes in here ,

Some people who can't read in here too.

yea she only sees one punter today and today is your lucky day ....

you dont really want to be crossing paths but come on your not that special that your the only one of the day ...

Where did anyone say or even just imply that?

Speaking of not be able to read, you should learn and then have a read of the site rules (https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=252680), particularly rules 1 and 27:

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Offline bigboy

Doesn't bother me no more as am use to it and most of my visits are in parlous and few times i have seen a punter on the way out on a few occasions.

- When I have waited in reception for a WG while a hearing the WG been seeing to in the room. Then was my turn and WG was loud in the room for another punter to hear while he was waiting. The one time it happen ages ago at Sandy's if you use to go they was a room right outside reception another at Diamond Dollz where the three rooms are pretty close to reception

- When a WG is popular in a parlour goes back to back usually bump into a punter either am next or finished.

- Also sure we have heard another punter in another room grunting and the WG with "oh yea" noises and both of you come out the room same time and chance of seeing on you way out.

Also have done the flip reverse when i have finished with a WG in a parlour and straight in another room to see the next WG.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

"Your lucky day. Not often you can start a punt with a snowball"

Offline zootalors

Only happened to me once,just said "Hello vicar"

Offline Malvolio

That is what I was just about to say, well I wasn't going to say that, I mean that is what I was going to allude to.

In this scanario the guy leaving has little to be concerned about at all. He can walk past without little care unless he thinks he knows the person coming in.

Its the person coming in whose mind can potentially start running a mile a minute....Did she get a shower, does he look like someone who'd pull the condom off and cum on her tits. How about CIM do you think he did that and when I DFK her I am going to be Snowballing the guys stuff.

And all sorts like that.

Obviously there's no way any of the above would have happened if you didn't see the previous punter...

Offline Home Alone

This was the only time i ever run into anyone i knew punting was at one of the Sandy's branches.   I saw him but he didn't see me.   He was going up the stairs as i was entering and i was upstairs before he came back down.   I used to think (without knowing this guy punted for sure) if i was to ever run into anyone i knew at Sandy's he would be one of the most likely guys and it turned out it was him purely by chance.   Having sat waiting in numerous waiting rooms with other punters for years on end both in local parlours and way out of town for me parlours the chance of running into anyone you know is incredibly slim.

That's true for me, too, when it comes to non-punting friends. I've never met anyone from my non-punting life in a Parlour's waiting room or on my way to/from an Indie's premises.

However, thinking back to my earliest years as a punter nearly 15 years ago, there was quite an active social scene for punters - in Manchester, at any rate - who'd got to know each other in the waiting rooms. There were a series of social gatherings in one of the bars in the city centre on Saturday evenings about once every couple of months, which were also attended by some of the girls who worked in the Parlours.

Some of the more enterprising girls used to book the night, usually in Sacha's hotel - a popular venue for 'touring' girls; nearly as upmarket as a Britannia Hotel ;) :D - and offered overnight sessions there for those of us with more money than sense who didn't want to risk driving home and risk being breathalysed! ;)

Offline winkywanky

High 5 the guy and say the rimming is ace.


...whilst also pointing out her deep French kissing is to die for.

yobbra

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That's true for me, too, when it comes to non-punting friends. I've never met anyone from my non-punting life in a Parlour's waiting room or on my way to/from an Indie's premises.

However, thinking back to my earliest years as a punter nearly 15 years ago, there was quite an active social scene for punters - in Manchester, at any rate - who'd got to know each other in the waiting rooms. There were a series of social gatherings in one of the bars in the city centre on Saturday evenings about once every couple of months, which were also attended by some of the girls who worked in the Parlours.

Some of the more enterprising girls used to book the night, usually in Sacha's hotel - a popular venue for 'touring' girls; nearly as upmarket as a Britannia Hotel ;) :D - and offered overnight sessions there for those of us with more money than sense who didn't want to risk driving home and risk being breathalysed! ;)

I remember cheshire companions/cheshire incalls used to do these types of social meets where the girls used to attend and it was a way of clients getting to meet numerous girls for potential future business without having to have a toftt attitude to an escort booking.  I never attended them but they seemed to make a lot of sense for all parties involved.

Offline Waterhouse

Happened to me once back in 89/90... had a tie’n’tease (before it was a thing) session booked with an SP called Gill-ette (the best a man can get - she wasn't) based in Chelsea. 

I knocked and she let me in but as I entered she said something about “playing a game” as she ushered me behind the inner front door while opening another adjacent door and letting her previous punter out so that we did not see each other.

Being very naive to the ways of punting back then I didn't know any better. If that were ever to happen to me today I would simply walk. No way she would have had time to shower and clean up from the previous guy.

Offline Fuzzyduck

Happened to me once back in 89/90... had a tie’n’tease (before it was a thing) session booked with an SP called Gill-ette (the best a man can get - she wasn't) based in Chelsea. 

I knocked and she let me in but as I entered she said something about “playing a game” as she ushered me behind the inner front door while opening another adjacent door and letting her previous punter out so that we did not see each other.

Being very naive to the ways of punting back then I didn't know any better. If that were ever to happen to me today I would simply walk. No way she would have had time to shower and clean up from the previous guy.

Or you ask her to take ten minutes to freshen up while you wait with a glass of wine, without it coming out of your time booked.

Offline Waterhouse

Or you ask her to take ten minutes to freshen up while you wait with a glass of wine, without it coming out of your time booked.
Could do that, but it occurs to me that if she's running a conveyor-belt operation and she didn't suggest that herself, then she's not for me.

Offline Fuzzyduck

Could do that, but it occurs to me that if she's running a conveyor-belt operation and she didn't suggest that herself, then she's not for me.

Fair call.

Ron da Cuba

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I would have said  " She doesn't charge extra for anal".

Offline london34567

My first ever punt involved me bumping into another punter the girl I went to see was working with her friend in the same flat her friend comes downstairs to collect her punter and me at the same time so here I am in a lift going up 10 floors shacking like a leaf and I’ve not looked back since

Offline Fuzzyduck

My first ever punt involved me bumping into another punter the girl I went to see was working with her friend in the same flat her friend comes downstairs to collect her punter and me at the same time so here I am in a lift going up 10 floors shacking like a leaf and I’ve not looked back since

What did you say to him? "Don't fancy yours much?"
Note this encourages you to post again which hopefully might become a trend of sharing your experiences.

Offline Bonker

"Excuse me mate, do you know where the GUM clinic is?"

Offline Bonker

East European accent
"you pay now, then go in".

Offline bhudda

I want to shag my dentist cos shes fit.

Mine is not only fit but also flirty ... though i expect the squealing i did when she pulled out one of my teeth recently didnt enhance my already slight chances

Offline jame75

Dont say anything, no eye contact just carry on walking to where you need to go.

Offline Payyourwaymate

I've bumped into other punters quite a couple times, since I mainly frequent P&D places. I could not careless about being seen. I don't have social media anyway; so I can't be traced back, unless they have access to public CCTV  :sarcastic:. There's just a mutual nod of acknowledgement between us  :lol:. One time recently I went into the same place at the same time with another punter but he did not know I was going into the same place so I pressed the buzzer first and got first dibs. When I saw him come in I just started laughing and then he laughed as well. It's not like we are secret agents conspiring against the government.

Although I suspect if I was in a relationship or married and running around punting, it may feel like that  :D.

Offline the_exile

Would be just a nod if seeing someone leaving as Im getting to a place.

Have had that where you arrive at the same time as another punter before where the maid had messed the times up, but I did have the later booking so the other guy went first.

Online LLPunting

"I'd give her 30 mins mate, she's well stretched out right now!"   ;)

"Tell her to leave the dentures out."

"Ask her to use mouthwash before you start, wouldn't want you getting pregnant."

"Hope you like fudge, she just cleaned me out."

Once saw a girl I'd booked letting a frail, old codger out just as I walked down the hall to her flat.  She was so happy to see someone under 30 without a paunch (oh so long ago) that we were kissing and shedding clothes from front door to bedroom.  Over an hour later I stumbled out, only just remembering to pay her as she waved goodbye.  Maybe with some Just for Men and gym work I could pull that off again...  :wacko:

Offline Darkside1984

I was having a 30 min massage from "Thai Sexy Jessica" when i lived abroad. Seen her a few times and had both of the rooms on different occasions. Only a flimsy stud wall separating the two massage tables in her garage.

After 20mins she was busy giving me a hand job whilst fucking my ass with a vibrator when the door was knocked. She said wait a minute. Left the dildo bussing in my ass then went and let the next guy in to the room next door. She was back within a minute. She then continutes until the 30 min mark, bringing new off in spectacular fashion.....probably much to the other lads dismay!!! 🤣👍🇦🇺🤙🤙🤙
« Last Edit: September 16, 2019, 01:37:55 pm by Darkside1984 »

Offline Hungarian Lover

Has happened to me twice this year funnily enough with the same disorganised tart, a brief few words as the other punter jumped me in the queue then the next time when I was the out going punter I met face to face with the next man in, I was feeling quite up after a good jump with the girl,l I said a bright "good morning" as he passed me and hid his face by turning away! Made me laugh though. The thought that he was about to have sex with a young girl who had just shagged some ancient git might have have taken the gloss off his upcoming punt. :sarcastic:

Offline unclepokey

I recall a session I had with Hope of Rushden (a delightful slim black girl) and Diane of Bushey back in the early days. We over-ran a fair half hour. As Hope and I emerged from Diane's flat there was another guy about to press the buzzer for Diane.
I can now think of all kinds of bon mots
« Last Edit: September 17, 2019, 06:26:25 pm by unclepokey »


Offline Stiltskin

I think it's customary to say nothing, rather you should just give the other fellow's palm a hearty slap as you 'tag him in'.  :drinks:

Offline GreyDave

 :hi: I`ve pasted a few guys and warned them on stairs of the walk ups not to bother and once was told the old billl had just raided the place, in Pinner by a lad in the garage below..

But as a regular with a fequent fuckers card at the funhouse in HA2  ;) ;)  I have pasted my old punting and tag team mate Steve2 a few times and the old dog has comented to me he has warmed her up a bit for me .... I was tempted to reply once I get past the 1st 3 inches in it feels like a fresh fanny but having only an extra 3/4 of an inch I remained silent :( :(

Offline Woolyback Dan

One time I was walking to a punt in a house where two girls were working. They'd just set up on their own. It was a row of terraced houses and I was about 4 doors away when I saw a younger bloke in a 3 piece suit like an estate agent walking towards me grinning from ear to ear like the cat who got the cream. I realized he must be headed for the same house and we were going to be arriving at the door at exactly the same time. I quickly crossed the road and then felt I needed to walk all the way around the block so as not to look strange. I think if it happened now I would just stand behind him as he knocked on the door.

Offline threechilliman

One time I was walking to a punt in a house where two girls were working. They'd just set up on their own. It was a row of terraced houses and I was about 4 doors away when I saw a younger bloke in a 3 piece suit like an estate agent walking towards me grinning from ear to ear like the cat who got the cream. I realized he must be headed for the same house and we were going to be arriving at the door at exactly the same time. I quickly crossed the road and then felt I needed to walk all the way around the block so as not to look strange. I think if it happened now I would just stand behind him as he knocked on the door.

Think I'd have gone a step further and asked if he were up for a four ball :lol:

Online LLPunting

One time I was walking to a punt in a house where two girls were working. They'd just set up on their own. It was a row of terraced houses and I was about 4 doors away when I saw a younger bloke in a 3 piece suit like an estate agent walking towards me grinning from ear to ear like the cat who got the cream. I realized he must be headed for the same house and we were going to be arriving at the door at exactly the same time. I quickly crossed the road and then felt I needed to walk all the way around the block so as not to look strange. I think if it happened now I would just stand behind him as he knocked on the door.

As he knocks, just lean in and say, "I hope you know what you're doing".