South Wales, Brothel Basics

[Newbie52]

Just starting out, would make sense to try and find a brothel first. Anyone have any advice for approaching them, any recommendations? Don't really know where any good ones are and I travel alot so Swansea, Cardiff, newport or Bristol.

Also was considering looking for 'A woman of the night' , where are the best spots in South Wales these days? 

any Do's and Don'ts, Don't feel like I'm in the know just yet  .

[Cymro72]

My advice would be stay safe and stay legal. Brothels and street walkers could land you in trouble with the boys in blue. They can also be very unsafe. Parlours tend to be a better bet safety wise but given the development of internet sites the service tends to be poor by comparison. Take a look at the reviews on here and pick a good un if you want to start with a good experience.

[WelshElise]

Ummmm i hope your joking where's @virtual waister when you need him 

[Corus Boy]

Ummmm i hope your joking where's @virtual waister when you need him 

PMSL

[Corus Boy]

Just starting out, would make sense to try and find a brothel first. Anyone have any advice for approaching them, any recommendations? Don't really know where any good ones are and I travel alot so Swansea, Cardiff, newport or Bristol.

Also was considering looking for 'A woman of the night' , where are the best spots in South Wales these days? 

any Do's and Don'ts, Don't feel like I'm in the know just yet  .

There have been a couple of threads on Street Girls recently, may I suggest you use the 'Search' box in the top, right hand side of every page? But the most important point is that if you get pulled up by the boys in blue 'kerbcrawling' your life will be well screwed.

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As a newbie, you'll be eaten alive in most parlours, which are brothels by most definitions of a brothel.  There is no crime associated with using a brothel save that the girls are of legal age and not working under duress.  How you establish that is anyone's guess but ignorance is not a defence and again you will be in deep, deep poo if convicted.

You'll find a lot of good reviews of independant girls in both the Welsh Review forum and here.

So do some thorough research before you commit.

[bastogne]

Avoid the brothels altogether if I were you , also avoid any aw profile that has Romanian listed as there language
If nervous go for a Thai massage at yen sbay or Thai glow at least you will get hr

The lovely lass who replied to your post " welsh Elise " is worth a visit and all her friends plus most of em doing tontober
She isnt allowed to tout on here so that's why she didn't offer

[mrdiamond77]

Agree with above posts.  Would not recommend anyone going to a brothel when you can book an indie girl.

[iverthickone]

Totally agree with the others.

There are some good girls such as Elise, Busty Niki, etc who will treat you gently as a first timer.

Have fun!

[STAR-LORD]

Brothels and streetwalkers...Powerful weapons against the un-initiated...but we are initiated aren't we? Members of the league of punters... 

[np500]

I was seconds away from being caught by old bill some 35 years ago, my one and only time I picked up a girl on Tyndall st, as the car door shut there head lamps shone on me , presume thay had no proof she got out of my car, no idea, and let me drive off, the adrenaline rush was soon replaced by my biggest shating of my pants in my life, never worth it but knew nothing different back then, an impulse action,  so I'd never recommend that way of getting laid ! ( great nipples mind ! )
 As for brothels, never visited, look at A W , why would you, some amazing girls and times to be had , the only reason you may go down the street walker road is for the excitement , the thrill, well it's like most things in life, the excitement out weighs the experience , and not a safe way to have payed sex in more ways than one.

[Husqvarna360]

Hey mate welcome,
You have done the right thing and question before heading off into an unknown.  There are some sound helpful members in the welsh region and just remember everyone is different so one persons view may be a little differnt to others.  From a personal point of view I have found this forum to be helpful and have found that I have had much more positive punts since I joined and have worked out the genuine guys who give honest feedback and from my point of view I am the same.

I would stay well clear of street walkers for many reasons, in terms of health, safety, hygiene addictions and the police.  There are lots of girls with good genuine feedback here and the website most advertise on is Adultwork just google it.  You can see thier feedback there but it's allways best to check thier feedback here.

You will see lots of fit Romanian girls, advertised normally with no feedback, it's rare to find a good Romanian girl so tread with caution.

Whatever you decide, enjoy and be careful,there are lots of good girls about so have a good read of the reviews her and then work out what's right for you. 

[Newbie52]

Glad I've taken the time to post then It all makes sense.

Any do's and dont's I should be aware of in general?

[Sticky]

Do:

- Read the girls' profile if you're going through AW
- Treat it like any other professional service or booking, only you'll end up naked.
- Be polite and courteous
- Bring extra notes with you if you find a brothel as they tend to have a lot of "extras"
- Leave reviews on here for whoever you go to. Sharing is caring.

Don't:

- Think with your other brain when booking just because 'she's well fit for a 50 year old with more kids than teeth'.
- Go for Romanians or other EE girls unless you're happy to do the T-Rex (go after whatever moves and is closest)
- Stay if you feel you've been short changed or it's an obvious B&S. Just walk and count your blessings.

[Corus Boy]

I was seconds away from being caught by old bill some 35 years ago, my one and only time I picked up a girl on Tyndall st, as the car door shut there head lamps shone on me , presume thay had no proof she got out of my car, no idea, and let me drive off, the adrenaline rush was soon replaced by my biggest shating of my pants in my life, never worth it but knew nothing different back then, an impulse action,  so I'd never recommend that way of getting laid ! ( great nipples mind ! )
 As for brothels, never visited, look at A W , why would you, some amazing girls and times to be had , the only reason you may go down the street walker road is for the excitement , the thrill, well it's like most things in life, the excitement out weighs the experience , and not a safe way to have payed sex in more ways than one.

LOL.  Have you been down Tyndall Street recently?

All the waste land has gone, new plush looking office blocks and soon to open one of these new style plush student accommodation blocks!

I think most of the girls have moved on and if they haven't I suspect that they will be encouraged to relocate soon.

[np500]

LOL.  Have you been down Tyndall Street recently?

All the waste land has gone, new plush looking office blocks and soon to open one of these new style plush student accommodation blocks!

I think most of the girls have moved on and if they haven't I suspect that they will be encouraged to relocate soon.

Not only do I drive down it most weeks, I've punted down there many times since !

[vw]

Just starting out, would make sense to try and find a brothel first. Anyone have any advice for approaching them, any recommendations? Don't really know where any good ones are and I travel alot so Swansea, Cardiff, newport or Bristol.

Also was considering looking for 'A woman of the night' , where are the best spots in South Wales these days? 

any Do's and Don'ts, Don't feel like I'm in the know just yet  .

If you are starting out, you are best off starting reading this

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Maybe once digested and you have realised most are "women of the day"  read some reviews then punt.   

Ummmm i hope your joking where's @virtual waister when you need him 

thanks for the name drop.   

The wiki can be found at the bottom of each page and if you think its dodgy even girls can report posts.   

[snaitram99]

If nervous go for a Thai massage at yen sbay or Thai glow at least you will get hr

What/where is yen sbay?

[OMellors]

Not only do I drive down it most weeks, I've punted down there many times since !

Red, not used that for years, but I was wondering who was dropping their used condoms all around the back streets in that area.


Do you mind picking them up in future please?  I've tried washing them out - useless 

OM

[np500]

Red, not used that for years, but I was wondering who was dropping their used condoms all around the back streets in that area.


Do you mind picking them up in future please?  I've tried washing them out - useless 

OM

  all mine get picked up by the maids these days, but that one in the car got driven home and binned, and no I did't sniff it when I got home !

[np500]

? Or did I ?

[foreverhung]

Check this out guys. I want to bring one to Wales

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[SeekingtheTruth]

No.

Just No.

I'll stick to actual women, you are more than welcome to your hand and machines though if you prefer them to the real thing.

[np500]

I'd have jumped at one of them last Friday  ! But generally I do prefer the real thing 

[Mil 34]

I bet the dolls are still better punts than the romianians

[STAR-LORD]

I bet the dolls are still better punts than the romianians

Not all Romanians dude.  But most, probably yes.

[foreverhung]

Well I told the company Realdoll that I'll have one, but I MUST have realism,  don't even bother sending if I can't have realism.  The postman was delivering it thought oh wonder what's in here, seen this doll, thought oooh eye eye, give it one, put it back in the box, delivered it.  2 weeks later I got a message, from Realdoll asking me what about the Realism with the doll?


I wrote back.... Realism? I got a fucking dose of it!!

[HughJardon]

Just starting out, would make sense to try and find a brothel first. Anyone have any advice for approaching them, any recommendations? Don't really know where any good ones are and I travel alot so Swansea, Cardiff, newport or Bristol.

Also was considering looking for 'A woman of the night' , where are the best spots in South Wales these days? 

any Do's and Don'ts, Don't feel like I'm in the know just yet  .

If your bodies a temple then your cock is the temple pole,  treat both well