Alana Amor - Ripponden - Terrible Experience

[adamza]

Wasn't sure whether I wanted to post this review...but here goes..

One of the most bizarre encounters I've ever had.

I've seen Alana on a few occasions previously, never reviewed on here because she has a plethora of positive feedback on here and my experiences have pretty much mirrored the general consensus - she has always been a great punt.

Comms

Easy enough, done via text - arranged a 1hr incall booking.

Location/meet

House in Ripponden that many will be familiar with.

Walked in and was greeted with a tongue down my throat as usual - good start. Alana looked great as ever, wearing just an open robe and we were quickly groping each other. She did seem a little different to how she she usually is - a bit sullen - but I didn't think much of it. Moved on to the bedroom pretty quickly.

Service (or lack thereof)

Into the bedroom and some more snogging. It did occur to me at this point that she seemed like she might have been drinking a fair bit - again didn't think much of it.

She asked me if I wanted to shower...I had had one just before leaving the house, but did have a 45 minute drive to her place, so thought I'd freshen up quickly.

Jumped in the shower and scrubbed myself clean. She came into the bathroom and opened the shower door - got on her knees and started sucking mini me until I was rock hard - at this point I was thinking game on.

Dried off. Into the bedroom. Some more kissing and groping and then onto the bed.

Now this is where things started to unravel - fast. She started sucking me off and then stopped. She claimed that I still wasn't clean and she didn't want to continue.

WTF??? 
Alarm bells were ringing at this point. I've never had a girl say this before - I've seen some of the most uptight WGs going and never had any hygiene issues raised - and at this point I'd had two showers in the last hour. 

Didn't know what to say really. Tried to brush it off and got back in the shower to appease her. However the mood had definitely soured. Cleaned myself vigorously and jumped out again.

So tried again - onto the bed, more kissing and groping. She quickly suggested getting a rubber on and I agreed. She got on top in cowgirl...but immediately there was something wrong. Her expression was completely off and after about 20 seconds of lacklustre grinding she stopped and said she "didn't want to do this".

I was baffled. But said ok that's fine if you don't want to carry on we'll stop. Then she looked at me again and said "no fuck it - I'm not giving up the money, let's just do it". 

At this point I should have walked out...but instead said ok then. So she got on top again. And then gave up 30 seconds later. This was clearly going nowhere - I told her let's just sack it off if there's something wrong.

At this point she said "let's just call it quits" - but I felt bad agreeing to walk out without paying anything. Think she read my expression and said "should I finish you off and we'll call it £50" (instead of doing the full hour for £150). I said ok that's fine.

This is when things got even more surreal. She started OWO again, and at first seemed to be getting into it again, telling me to cum in her mouth. Then she stopped. And started asking me bizarre questions -
"Do you think I enjoy doing this job?"
"Why is it most guys who hire escorts are never clean?"
"Are you a good guy? I bet you're not - I bet you've got a wife and kids at home"
"Do guys see escorts as people?"
"Or do you just come here to do things your wife won't do but don't see us as humans?" 

I was left speechless at this. She then started going off on a rant about Asian guys (I'm Asian FYI). From what I could gather, she has an Asian client who is married with kids that she has fallen for - and seems to be taking out her anger on other clients (especially Asian ones). At this point I just wanted to get out of there.

We ended up in front of the mirror - I was desperate to cum and leave at this point. However, she then started ramping up her tirade, talking about punters in general, and Asian guys. One of the things she said to me was "Are you one of the ones that messages kids?".

...finally something switched in my head and I no longer had any sympathy for her. I was absolutely fuming that she would say something like that. At this point I decided to take her up on her offer to "call it quits" as since that point there had been fuck all in terms of service. I had a go at her for her comment, got dressed, and then left without giving her a penny.

Summary
The most surreal experience I've ever had with an escort - somehow with one of the most popular ones going.

I was apprehensive about posting this for a few reasons
- She has built a cult following in these parts with an almost impeccable history - no doubt some people will think this is fictional/exaggerated/bullshit
- Will probably get some white knights jumping to her defence
- I might get some stick for not paying her anything - but I think it was completely justified
- Might get some personal abuse related to the comments she was making
- It may have been an isolated incident - she might have been drunk (not that that's much of an excuse)

However, this is what happened - I won't be returning to see her and there isn't really any benefit to me from sharing this - but I felt obliged to put it out there and people can take from it what they will.

Thanks all.

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[threechilliman]

Doesn't surprise me and I suspect it won't surprise some who have met her. When she's good, she's top notch, but I've always felt she lives 'on the edge' as it were.

[muffin]

Thanks for sharing your experience. A brave decision given her folloeing.. i too had a bad experience with her many years ago and havnt been back. She was pissing everywhere on the bed. I mean pissing not squirting and bit my lip so hard it bled and bruised. However i am pleased the majority of guys enjoy her. Got covered in false tan too!!

[Adoniron]

I have never seen her and don't think I have ever read a bad report on her but you were absolutely 100% right to publish that one.

[Bustydusty]

Very useful review thanks for sharing - don’t know if she comes on here but obviously she will know who you are if/when one of her fans tells her
Off my maybe list

[holeymoley]

Definitely correct to tell it as it is/was, no point in reporting otherwise.

[yorkieyorkie]

I wish her well but saw her many years ago and it was a terrible booking.

Those were appalling comments btw from her. Vile

[Stifler]

I was eyeing her up for my post lockdown punt.
Not so sure now, oh well plenty more to choose from.

Thanks for the review op.

[p3ngu1n]

One I've failed to meet in the past but was hoping to podge post-lockdown. No more.

She's earned this red - good on you for sharing OP  Sounds as though the high cock mileage may be getting to her

[stevedave]

I echo my fellow punters, thank you for the review, this is exactly the kind of information we need 

I'll be amazed of she isn't already aware and being comforted by an array of WK's and fluffies 

[mrfishyfoo]

If ever a punt deserved the title "What a fucking disaster" this is it. 

I'd be nominating this as worst punter of the year MrA. 

Good on you for sharing fella. 

[filthy.john]

Doesn't surprise me and I suspect it won't surprise some who have met her. When she's good, she's top notch, but I've always felt she lives 'on the edge' as it were.

I've never experienced anything but exceptional service from Alana and everything I have read about her before and since has been nothing but amazing. However, I recall from the party I attended before things kicked off as we were chatting waiting for attendees to arrive that there was something there in the background - some 'hurt' - that beneath this absolute sex machine there was a fragile, emotionally hurt young lady - that she'd experienced some stuff, had been through some stuff, was maybe even still going through some stuff - and that all of this was a bit of escapism for her.

Once the party got underway that sixth sense evaporated and she was 100% committed to what was happening - I genuinely believed she was loving every second of it - it was in fact her that was driving the whole thing, organising folk, corralling and shepherding us from one scenario/position to another...

But I did get the feeling that there was something there and that maybe on a bad day it might all come tumbling out. I guess OP just experienced that.

[threechilliman]

I've never experienced anything but exceptional service from Alana and everything I have read about her before and since has been nothing but amazing. However, I recall from the party I attended before things kicked off as we were chatting waiting for attendees to arrive that there was something there in the background - some 'hurt' - that beneath this absolute sex machine there was a fragile, emotionally hurt young lady - that she'd experienced some stuff, had been through some stuff, was maybe even still going through some stuff - and that all of this was a bit of escapism for her.

Once the party got underway that sixth sense evaporated and she was 100% committed to what was happening - I genuinely believed she was loving every second of it - it was in fact her that was driving the whole thing, organising folk, corralling and shepherding us from one scenario/position to another...

But I did get the feeling that there was something there and that maybe on a bad day it might all come tumbling out. I guess OP just experienced that.

You've articulated it better than I did but exactly what you said.

[O30303]

If her heads bad now then get ready for when she's spent more time round natalia, ffs, that girl can put pressure on and melt heads

[usroads]

I'd back up F-J's thinking.
I met up with Alana when she was in Rochdale. Following a frantic hour of pure filth we were lying on the bed chatting and she opened up about things that had affected her life. I thought she was a very vunerable lady. I like her a lot

[Numberone]

Sounds like she might need a break from this work, I’m sure it can seem pretty intense for them. But she charges more for an hour of her work than most people In traditional jobs get for a day so she can’t have it both ways

[The0neAnd0nly]

Thanks for leaving the review fella and sorry to hear about the terrible experience and vile comments.

[qarma]

Thanks for sharing, she's defo gone from my HL.

Was Alana in the habit of taking payment after providing her services? I always, always pay upfront and I'm sure most of the SP's I see expect me to, even those I see numerous times.

[TomTank]

But I did get the feeling that there was something there and that maybe on a bad day it might all come tumbling out. I guess OP just experienced that.

I think this may be the case with a lot of working girls - put on a face for you, but underneath close to cracking

[adamza]

Appreciate the comments above - glad I left the review.

Seems as though others have sensed something bubbling under the surface...and I happened to catch her on a day when it all boiled over...which I guess can happen, but at least others can make an informed choice now...

Thanks for sharing, she's defo gone from my HL.

Was Alana in the habit of taking payment after providing her services? I always, always pay upfront and I'm sure most of the SP's I see expect me to, even those I see numerous times.

Personally, I usually pay up front when I see a new girl for the first time.

But most girls on repeat visits seem fine with handling the paperwork at the end - I do prefer it this way as it adds a bit of "authenticity" to the service...not massively fussed either way though. I'd never experienced anything like this before to be honest, so prior to this it had never really made a difference when payment was made 

[filthy.john]

I think this may be the case with a lot of working girls - put on a face for you, but underneath close to cracking

I think you are very probably right. How many of us go to work each and every day, not particularly loving what we do - dealing with other things in life - but still put our shoulder and our hearts & soul into it? Probably a good percentage of us.... obviously - in a transactional environment like the sex trade it's magnified considerably.

[anonyorks]

Sorry to hear of your experience OP, but thank you for posting that on here.

[mrfishyfoo]

I think you are very probably right. How many of us go to work each and every day, not particularly loving what we do - dealing with other things in life - but still put our shoulder and our hearts & soul into it? Probably a good percentage of us.... obviously - in a transactional environment like the sex trade it's magnified considerably.

Life is full of choices.

How many of "us" choose to get paid £2.50 per minute ??

Lasses that charge £150 per hour don't have to push themselves to the edge it's a choice. 

[viper13]

Life is full of choices.

How many of "us" choose to get paid £2.50 per minute ??

Lasses that charge £150 per hour don't have to push themselves to the edge it's a choice. 

+1

Thanks for the review "adamza" what a shocking experience, you couldn't make that up, I was amazed you choosed to stay as long as you did

Have her on my "list to do" but never got round to arranging a meet, I think I might give her a miss reading your review
Thanks again

[filthy.john]

Life is full of choices.

How many of "us" choose to get paid £2.50 per minute ??

Lasses that charge £150 per hour don't have to push themselves to the edge it's a choice. 

I'm merely saying that we're all prone to blowing our top and having a meltdown from time to time in the course of our work.

OP was unfortunate that his meeting with Alana coincided with her moment of meltdown. Doesn't make it any easier for him and doesn't render his review worth any less. But also from my perspective it doesnt make her any less desirable and doesn't make me any less likely to see her again. She's human. She has off-days. This was a particularly bad off-day by the sounds of it. She gets well rewarded for what she does but by the same token what she does and the nature of the work perhaps makes it understandable 

[CheeseBoard]

I'm merely saying that we're all prone to blowing our top and having a meltdown from time to time in the course of our work.

OP was unfortunate that his meeting with Alana coincided with her moment of meltdown. Doesn't make it any easier for him and doesn't render his review worth any less. But also from my perspective it doesnt make her any less desirable and doesn't make me any less likely to see her again. She's human. She has off-days. This was a particularly bad off-day by the sounds of it. She gets well rewarded for what she does but by the same token what she does and the nature of the work perhaps makes it understandable 

She could (should) have taken a day or two off or at least cancelled and shut down the booking.  If people have a melt down at work you could lose your job (if you say something comparable at work, you'd be in HR and out the door pretty quick I imagine).  The person who has lost out here is the OP. 

At £150 per hour its up there with other high paid and high stress jobs.  Stress and mental fatigue commands higher pay.  There are other jobs which are less stressful and of course pay less.  As pointed out, her choice to do what she does.

Sounds like she needs to take some time out.

I feel more sorry for the OP than the SP

[ISTS2005]

Cheers for review Adamza.

Think its definitely worth remembering a lot of SPs (and people in 'normal' jobs) have a history of being treated unpleasantly that can lead to some shitty viewpoints on people. Looks like something is eating away at her. We as punters will never usually know what shit the SPs have had to deal with in the past or what prejudices they might have.

But I see what people are saying too, at the rates that SPs can charge, then if their head isn't right that day / week / month whatever, surely they can afford financially to distance themselves until they feel back to form.

[mrfishyfoo]

I'm merely saying that we're all prone to blowing our top and having a meltdown from time to time in the course of our work.

OP was unfortunate that his meeting with Alana coincided with her moment of meltdown. Doesn't make it any easier for him and doesn't render his review worth any less. But also from my perspective it doesnt make her any less desirable and doesn't make me any less likely to see her again. She's human. She has off-days. This was a particularly bad off-day by the sounds of it. She gets well rewarded for what she does but by the same token what she does and the nature of the work perhaps makes it understandable 

If I said what she is claimed to have said at my place of work I would be suspended instantly then subsequently sacked.

There is NO DEFENCE IMHO for what was said to MrA that room.

[Numberone]

If I said what she is claimed to have said at my place of work I would be suspended instantly then subsequently sacked.

There is NO DEFENCE IMHO for what was said to MrA that room.

Spot on. If she was that arsed she would have compensated him for his journey or offered him a discount when she was feeling better.

[usroads]

Mental health problems don't generally follow thru to logical reactions.

[Babu]

This sounds like a nightmare punt, thanks for sharing your experience, I will be avoiding!

[filthy.john]

 

Mental health problems don't generally follow thru to logical reactions.

Exactly... And even if some are reluctant to accept that a meltdown is a 'mental health problem', it is in that ball park. To say there is 'NO DEFENCE' or that it is as simple as 'she should have taken a day off' and to try to justify those attitudes by reference to am hourly rate doesn't sit well with me.

I'm very far from a white knight and I absolutely accept that this is a justified negative, that OP is fully justified in reporting his experience - I'm just saying that taken in the round and based on my own experiences of Alana coupled with human nature generally - it doesn't change my opinion: I'd till rank her as amongst one of the best of the very best and I'd see her in a heartbeat. Yes, I'd be properly pissed if I got the service OP received and yes I'd report it as negative (forewarned is forearmed) - but I'm definitely prepared to see it as what it is... a bad day at the office.

[filthy.john]

Spot on. If she was that arsed she would have compensated him for his journey or offered him a discount when she was feeling better.

Err... did you not read that (a) when she realised it was a bad day at the office she said lets just call it £50; (b) she then said lets just call it quits, and (c) - the final paragraph:

...finally something switched in my head and I no longer had any sympathy for her. I was absolutely fuming that she would say something like that. At this point I decided to take her up on her offer to "call it quits" as since that point there had been fuck all in terms of service. I had a go at her for her comment, got dressed, and then left without giving her a penny.

So she ewas content to let him go without paying a penny - I'd say that beats a discount and a few quid off for his travel!

[usroads]

I don't find any of this suprising - when I met her she was living on the edge and appeared very vunerable. I don't suppose being run out of Rochdale helped matters either. Has she by any chance mentioned her children to any other fellow punters?
A fair few SPs i've met suffer from mental health issues - ranging from anxiety to bi-polar - they keep it well hideen until they open up and talk.

[mrfishyfoo]

Exactly... And even if some are reluctant to accept that a meltdown is a 'mental health problem', it is in that ball park. To say there is 'NO DEFENCE' or that it is as simple as 'she should have taken a day off' and to try to justify those attitudes by reference to am hourly rate doesn't sit well with me.

I'm very far from a white knight and I absolutely accept that this is a justified negative, that OP is fully justified in reporting his experience - I'm just saying that taken in the round and based on my own experiences of Alana coupled with human nature generally - it doesn't change my opinion: I'd till rank her as amongst one of the best of the very best and I'd see her in a heartbeat. Yes, I'd be properly pissed if I got the service OP received and yes I'd report it as negative (forewarned is forearmed) - but I'm definitely prepared to see it as what it is... a bad day at the office.

FFS !!! If you are going to quote me do it correctly !!!

I stated there is NO DEFENCE for what she said to MrA.

Are you saying it's OK to ask MrA if he messages kidz ??

[FLYING BLUE]

Life is full of choices.

How many of "us" choose to get paid £2.50 per minute ??

Lasses that charge £150 per hour don't have to push themselves to the edge it's a choice. 

Correct IMHO as well  Mr Fish 

[adamza]

Err... did you not read that (a) when she realised it was a bad day at the office she said lets just call it £50; (b) she then said lets just call it quits, and (c) - the final paragraph:

...finally something switched in my head and I no longer had any sympathy for her. I was absolutely fuming that she would say something like that. At this point I decided to take her up on her offer to "call it quits" as since that point there had been fuck all in terms of service. I had a go at her for her comment, got dressed, and then left without giving her a penny.

So she ewas content to let him go without paying a penny - I'd say that beats a discount and a few quid off for his travel!

Don't want to get into a to and fro in the comments on here - and having read your comments I can agree with what you've said to an extent.

I don't actually know how content she was to let me go without paying in the end as I walked out before she had a chance to change her mind.

However, being able to walk out without paying wasn't much of a consolation for having to listen to her comments. I was shaking with anger. I don't fancy myself as a "hard man" but if a guy on the street asked me if I message kids because I'm Asian, I'd probably want to punch his teeth out.

[Numberone]

Err... did you not read that (a) when she realised it was a bad day at the office she said lets just call it £50; (b) she then said lets just call it quits, and (c) - the final paragraph:

...finally something switched in my head and I no longer had any sympathy for her. I was absolutely fuming that she would say something like that. At this point I decided to take her up on her offer to "call it quits" as since that point there had been fuck all in terms of service. I had a go at her for her comment, got dressed, and then left without giving her a penny.

So she ewas content to let him go without paying a penny - I'd say that beats a discount and a few quid off for his travel!

I don’t think that a racial insult beats a discount beats a discount or a few quid off. In any other job she would be sacked for how she behaved.
She should have contacted the OP following his visit when she had time to reflect and said sorry and put things right for him. That’s what a professional would do.
I had a similar experience with her. I was the unfortunate punter that was hounded by her neighbour in Rochdale as I approached her front door. Taking photos of me and my car etc. I wasted 2 hours of my time and never even got a sorry back from her. I just think for a lady working at the top end of her market she should be behaving better.

[ISTS2005]

I don't suppose being run out of Rochdale helped matters either. Has she by any chance mentioned her children to any other fellow punters?

First I've heard about her being run out of Rochdale, what happened there?

[Numberone]

She lived in a small development of about 5 houses. Had a gangbang, which meant loads of cars, the neighbours cottoned on, then every time a punter arrived (as with me), a particular bloke came out, took photos, said he’d put it on Facebook and tell the police etc

[Bustydusty]

She lived in a small development of about 5 houses. Had a gangbang, which meant loads of cars, the neighbours cottoned on, then every time a punter arrived (as with me), a particular bloke came out, took photos, said he’d put it on Facebook and tell the police etc

Sounds pretty stupid for her to use her own house tbh

[HarryZZ]

Sounds pretty stupid for her to use her own house tbh

It does, but it sounds pretty stupid for a bloke effectively threatening to blackmail you while stood in front of his own house. If he'd approached me I'd have fronted him out, "I know were you live, if I hear from the police make sure your wife or kids never leave the house without you" He already has it in his head about some seedy, outside the law, underworld, pray on his own fears.

[viper13]

From Rochdale I noticed she move to Rishworth which is closer to me and was very tempted to give her call and make arrangement to meet but never got round to it.

Now noticed recently she has move to again to Halifax which is a stones throw from me and would have made more of an effort but having read that review I'll give her a miss.

Wonder what went wrong at her last place in Rishworth, wasn't there long 

[Numberone]

It does, but it sounds pretty stupid for a bloke effectively threatening to blackmail you while stood in front of his own house. If he'd approached me I'd have fronted him out, "I know were you live, if I hear from the police make sure your wife or kids never leave the house without you" He already has it in his head about some seedy, outside the law, underworld, pray on his own fears.

Very Liam Neeson! Yes, with hindsight I should have done, I was kicking myself afterwards

[Lee_HXX]

Quite shocked by this but this is why this forum is important, now people can make a more informed choice. I think most of it I can agree with and every person in any job can have an off day. I guess this is likely more common in this industry as it's different to  a 'normal' job I imagine. However, that stereotypical thing of messaging kids is uncalled for. I really appreciate the OP for sharing this and it's right that good & bad reviews are shared in here.

[Kool Keef]

Quite shocked by this but this is why this forum is important, now people can make a more informed choice. I think most of it I can agree with and every person in any job can have an off day. I guess this is likely more common in this industry as it's different to  a 'normal' job I imagine. However, that stereotypical thing of messaging kids is uncalled for. I really appreciate the OP for sharing this and it's right that good & bad reviews are shared in here.

Yeah its great isn't it when members actually contribute useful information......

[viper13]

Yeah its great isn't it when members actually contribute useful information......

Yep.... indeed it is   

[EUGENE TACKLEBERRY]

Yeah its great isn't it when members actually contribute useful information......

 

[Philmeboots]

Lee_HXX, ignore those  last few sarcastic twats,clearly they don't realise you have only recently joined the forum (18 months ago ) and simply have not had time to share your punting experiences yet.

Come on Lee,no time like the present to share a bit of intel for the genuine members here 

[Fast and Bulbous]

Very useful review thanks for sharing - don’t know if she comes on here but obviously she will know who you are if/when one of her fans tells her
Off my maybe list

I think that she was banned from this site a few years ago?