whats the chances?

[walshy101]

im looking to go to australia in november for 16 days, do you think i would be able to bring a wg from uk on a freebie if i was willing to pay for everything flights acom etc, im looking for something classy and not a nutjob whats my chances

[CatBBW]

Pretty low, I would say. The WG would have to be in "prozzy" mode 24 hours a day for 16 days, that's a hell of a long time to do that without being paid for it. A free holiday is great, but it doesn't pay the rent.

Having said that, there's no harm in you asking. Costs nothing to send an email, so as long as your message is clear and well-written (without it being an essay), you may stand a chance. Report back with your replies 

[CBPaul]

Bugger all chance. I'm sure they have plenty of good prossies in Oz, why not sample them ?

[smiths]

im looking to go to australia in november for 16 days, do you think i would be able to bring a wg from uk on a freebie if i was willing to pay for everything flights acom etc, im looking for something classy and not a nutjob whats my chances

For a freebie very low to get a good WG i reckon. She would be losing out on any earnings she could of made during that time and presumably have to punt with you and/or be seen on your arm during the time away.

[cockneybstrd]

I seriously doubt it


You would be better off joining a dating site or using CL for this kind of thing

[NIK]

Personally I think it would be a disastrous idea.    Even a single overnight is often fraught with difficulties.

You have to take all this bollocks on the sites of 'high class courtesans' about holidays and trips abroad with clients with a huge pinch of salt. 

Mind you there's always Teen Kylie! 

[hendrix]

Unlikely I'd say. You might be able to get a good deal from a regular if you have one though..and no harm in asking anyway. I have had really good trips abroad with regulars so it can work well. Personally, I wouldn't chance it with a girl I hadn't already had overnights with. Too many flaky nutters around.

[CatBBW]

Personally I think it would be a disastrous idea.    Even a single overnight is often fraught with difficulties.

You have to take all this bollocks on the sites of 'high class courtesans' about holidays and trips abroad with clients with a huge pinch of salt. 

And "courtesans" would most likely charge many £1000s for a 16 day working holiday.

Mind you there's always Teen Kylie! 

Don't! You'll have her signing up again to "defend" herself!!

[cockneybstrd]

Personally I think it would be a disastrous idea.    Even a single overnight is often fraught with difficulties.

You have to take all this bollocks on the sites of 'high class courtesans' about holidays and trips abroad with clients with a huge pinch of salt. 

Mind you there's always Teen Kylie! 

You would need to drop around 20-25k on the trip

And anyone who does show interest will probably make you book an overnighter first with them too see if they could put up with you so thats probably at least another grand

And if you have around 30k to spunk on this your better buying a civvy for it

[gorge]

Why, if it was even likely, would you limit your options?

Why not just get them when you are over there?

For the price of the flights and other stuff of taking a UK wg you could have some serious fun over there!

I can't imagine it would be fun taking a WG - just like having a ball and chain .. and where are the boundaries... keep it simple!

[vorian]

I agree with the posters who say arrange the wgs when you are over there, Aussie girls always seem hot, of course it might be a diet of Neighbours and Home and Away growing up that have led me to that conclusion.

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

Im also for getting girls in OZ , if you take a girl she will only have you fixing things and taking out the rubbish

[The President]

Whats stopping her doing her own thing after all paid and leaving you high and dry?

You could do a RB but not sure how you could trust her but terms would have to be explicit in what you'd expect and how often and when she got free time

Make sure she isnt on during holiday too

[James999]

Why risk taking "damaged goods" all that way 

[Dani]

Put up a RB. Some girls might think it worth it but don't expect sex as and when you want as a holiday is not worth it for that. I suggest stating exactly what you are looking for and what you are paying for as saying all expenses paid could end up very costly by the time she has been shopping
Personally taking someone you have never met away for any length of time is a bad idea I feel as you have no idea if she is the sort to get drunk and cause issues or just goes loopy and causes issues. Why not go alone and just sample the women there or if you don't want to go alone take a friend. It will be a lot cheaper with more chance of sex as a free holiday is not much incentive to be at your beck and call for 16 days

[pokenn]

Unless you already know her really well as a regular, I wouldn't do it. Imagine if you fell out on day two, and then she refuses all physical contact for the rest of the trip. Or YOU find she's driving you nuts with some annoying personal habits.

Holidays can be stressful enough without taking along a stranger who you may or may not get on with.

Better to spend the money on prossies when you're out there. Mind you Ossie WGs are expensive and have a crap reputation.

[James999]

Put up a RB. Some girls might think it worth it but don't expect sex as and when you want as a holiday is not worth it for that.

Depends how you look at it, say the girl gets £100 a shag normally and the guy manages what twice a day so thats 32 over the holiday or £3200 the air fare hotel and food etc would probably be around £2000 - £2500 so it's not a bad deal really, for someone who's skills would otherwise get her minimum wage stacking shelves.

Still a shit idea though 

[Jimmyredcab]

Why risk taking "damaged goods" all that way 

A bit harsh ----------------- but sadly true.     

Anyway the chances of a pro$$ie agreeing to it are next to none --------------- what is the pimp supposed to do while she is away.   

[James999]

-- what is the pimp supposed to do while she is away. 

I'd forgotten the pimp angle, would he expect the punter to take him as well, after all he can't miss out on his cut 

[grandmaster-ram-rod]

A bit harsh ----------------- but sadly true.     
 what is the pimp supposed to do while she is away.   

find 6 romanian girls and put them in a broom cupboard at £60 an hour maybe?

[NIK]

Put up a RB. Some girls might think it worth it but don't expect sex as and when you want as a holiday is not worth it for that. I suggest stating exactly what you are looking for and what you are paying for as saying all expenses paid could end up very costly by the time she has been shopping
Personally taking someone you have never met away for any length of time is a bad idea I feel as you have no idea if she is the sort to get drunk and cause issues or just goes loopy and causes issues. Why not go alone and just sample the women there or if you don't want to go alone take a friend. It will be a lot cheaper with more chance of sex as a free holiday is not much incentive to be at your beck and call for 16 days

As I suggested he could always take Kylie. I'm sure she'd be up for it!   

[cockneybstrd]

As I suggested he could always take Kylie. I'm sure she's be up for it!   

What about the food bill with her...

[Lea]

I'd say low chance/no chance, but you never know.
In this sort of situation there are just too many things that could possibly go wrong and you'll be running a risk of a ruined holiday which will most likely materialise.

[vorian]

What about the food bill with her...

Do they even have KFC in Oz. 

[Jimmyredcab]

Do they even have KFC in Oz. 

According to Google they have 600 outlets in Australia.   

[vorian]

According to Google they have 600 outlets in Australia.   

In sixteen days, she could probably get to a fair few of them 

[Sailormack]

Personally I think it would be a disastrous idea.    Even a single overnight is often fraught with difficulties.

You have to take all this bollocks on the sites of 'high class courtesans' about holidays and trips abroad with clients with a huge pinch of salt. 

Mind you there's always Teen Kylie! 

I think the food bill would wipe you out mate 

[Sailormack]

Plus she like to use 20's to wipe her arse 

[Aspen]

Better to spend the money on prossies when you're out there. Mind you Ossie WGs are expensive and have a crap reputation.

I can testify to that. Very expensive, and rare to find one that's any good.

(the funny thing is they all think they are the bees knees, but they ain't)

[rogerc23]

As said before save your cash and punt over there as and when you fancy

[walshy101]

cheers guys i feel now it was a pointless idea but i thought maybe a wg would jump at the chance to see a bit of the world, im in my 30s so not to old staying in 4 star hotels food taken care of day trips paid etc

[pleasure]

Mate, you might well find a girl who's up for this, but it's really not worth it. Taking a complete stranger away for that length of time would be a nightmare. If nothing else, she might just disappear off for the whole 16 days, and turn up back in time for the flight home, and you'd have no recourse whatsoever.

As others have said, much better to find your fun while you're over there, and see what happens.

[Salt]

Right OP checkout punter planet External Link/Members Only then do your research.....

Here is one very lovely Brit living in Brisbane External Link/Members Only never got to see her but was very well reviewed

And lastly check out these lovelies External Link/Members Only

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Good hunting x

[Aspen]

Right OP checkout punter planet External Link/Members Only then do your research.....

Here is one very lovely Brit living in Brisbane External Link/Members Only never got to see her but was very well reviewed

And lastly check out these lovelies External Link/Members Only

I shagged Amber green last year and it was a fantasic fuck; if a little pricey External Link/Members Only

Good hunting x

Very pricey. You're welcome to them.

No wonder the OP wants to take his own.

[Rochdull lad]

I'm not sure what the current conversion rate is between the Aussie $ and the £; even though it was quite high when I was last there [2011], it'll surely be cheaper to book visits to Aussie WGs while you're there than taking your own with you!

I can't speak for the East Coast but the "West Australian" [the daily newspaper in Perth] has LOADs of small Ads every day for WGs in W.A.

[myothernameis]

im looking to go to australia in november for 16 days, do you think i would be able to bring a wg from uk on a freebie if i was willing to pay for everything flights acom etc, im looking for something classy and not a nutjob whats my chances

You could try AW reverse booking, now the only problem I can see if the escort has a criminal record, she may have to declare this, and get refusal to enter Australia

I would put the reverse booking as, and I think you would get some escorts jumping at the chance of a free holiday

Company required for 16 day trip to Australia
Room with twin beds, or a rooms to your self if you wish
Hotel, flights, paid by my self
meals, dinner, and sight seeing, at my expense

Not every day will be about sex, its more about company for my self

[jcdmj12]

I reckon you'd have more luck advertising for an opportunistic civvie to do this - one of those  "generous gent seeks travel companion for trip to Australia" type CL ads.  A WG is going to be too used to thinking of it in terms of fee per hour / lost bookings to think it's a good deal, whereas a broke girl who fancies a holiday may see it differently.

Of course, she may still be a nutjob.

[Urban_G]

I wouldn't even bother mate, not unless you know the wg VERY well already.

You're gonna need her personal details to book the flights and I doubt many, if any, will give you that info in the first place.
What if she gets tired of shagging you 2/3 times a day and stops putting out after a few days, regardless of your arrangement?
What if it all goes tits up between you, or you don't click, then you're lumbered with each other for the rest of the holiday?

I think this idea is potentially fraught with many ways to end bad that's it's probably not worth the risk.