Avoid Cherrys Massage !!! No really.

[Maxf]

Just had a total shit time there.

Chose to see Catalina, paid the £40

Went into the room and things went down hill ... she could not speak a WORD of English. Not even the punting terms (I was trying to find out if she offered OWO, CIM etc.) - Not bothered that she didn't, but more bothered that she did not even know what I was asking!? Gave up in the end ... communication just wasn't possible.

She tried to show me her long blue fingernails which I think was an explanation why she could not do much (condom damage?) - Stupid idea to have them then in her line of work (if she ever did anything...)

10 minutes of backrubbing, with no interest in anything else. Clearly wasn't interested in offering a service.

On the way out I complained to the receptionist, to attempt to give her some feedback and she was tbh, rude.

She said I should have known they what is like... Did I come to fuk or talk? I said I got neither! She smugly said that's normal. No surprise on her face that it was a worthless punt. Apparently this is 'acceptable'.

I should have come out after 5 mins apparently ... well for 5 mins she was just doing back rubs despite me trying to request to get on with it....

I have serious concerns here that a place full of girls that can't speak a word of English - How did they even apply to work there?

[Hemlock47]

Is this the best you can come up with:lol:
Member for 3 years and managed just 3 posts all moaning about the same establishment 

[Maxf]

I don't see what your problem is?

I punt about once or twice a year, not frequently like most on here. I'm still entitled to post my experience.

I don't normally post a review because my home internet use a VPN, and it's IP seems disallowed. I did email the admin on here and go no reply, so reviews not really been an option most of the time. Only able to post on here cos I am on a friends wifi now.

I've had a few good punts and a few crap ones .... but I posted this as a warning because this was beyond crap, and I am left wondering how they manage to interview somebody who claims not to speak a word of English .... either some deliberate BS or they didn't just walk in looking for a job. I've no idea which.

I'm also not posting some random 'this once happened to me crap' ... I'm posting about a specific visit that happened this morning (3.30am ~ish)

I think it's only fair that people know what to expect.

Personally I've visited cosmopolitan twice (both times good) and even the el-budget Piccadilly massage (basic service but reasonable) - although all 3 of these were over 1-2 years ago.

[Maxf]

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[Hemlock47]

I don't see what your problem is?

I punt about once or twice a year, not frequently like most on here. I'm still entitled to post my experience.

I don't normally post a review because my home internet use a VPN, and it's IP seems disallowed. I did email the admin on here and go no reply, so reviews not really been an option.

I've had a few good punts and a few crap ones .... but I posted this as a warning because this was beyond crap, and I am left wondering how they manage to interview somebody who claims not to speak a word of English .... either some deliberate BS or they didn't just walk in looking for a job. I've no idea which.

I'm also not posting some random 'this once happened to me crap' ... I'm posting about a specific visit that happened this morning (3.30am ~ish)

I think it's only fair that people know what to expect.

Personally I've visited cosmopolitan twice (both times good) and even the el-budget Piccadilly massage (basic service but reasonable) - although all 3 of these were over 1-2 years ago.

So you punt twice a year and and have been a member for 3 years. That’s six punts you have had the opportunity to review.
I could be wrong but I fail to see how your vpn/ip won’t allow you to post a review but you can post comments.

Sounds to me like you’re trying to score another freebie like your last post.

[blackburnian]

So you punt twice a year and and have been a member for 3 years. That’s six punts you have had the opportunity to review.
I could be wrong but I fail to see how your vpn/ip won’t allow you to post a review but you can post comments.

Sounds to me like you’re full of shit

You made a little typo - fixed it for you

Bb

[Count Duckula]

4 reviews.. just saying.

bit ott a reaction

[Hemlock47]

4 reviews.. just saying.

bit ott a reaction

We’re all entitled to an opinion. I’ll seek your permission before I post in future 

[goldwing1]

This is the same as most cheap parlours.
£80 an hour seems cheap, but you can bet the things on the likes list will be chargeable extras, so the £80 could easily end up being £120.

It`s almost next door to Mother Mac`s, so you will almost get a cheer when you come out from the smokers standing outside.
It`s a nice little no nonsense quiet back street pub, ideal for a post punt pint.

[manfox]

4 reviews.. just saying.

bit ott a reaction

+1 i dont come on here as often as I did but the constant whingeing and baiting of people who may not have reviewed many WG's is getting tiresome.

Its a forum - unless someone has been proven to lie or just generally proves themselves to be a cunt (over time) just shut the fuck up and leave them alone.

[NigelF]

So you punt twice a year and and have been a member for 3 years. That’s six punts you have had the opportunity to review.
I could be wrong but I fail to see how your vpn/ip won’t allow you to post a review but you can post comments.

Sounds to me like you’re trying to score another freebie like your last post.

Using a VPN or proxy blocks you from accessing this site (even for longstanding/highly contributing members unless you ask admin for special temporary permission, e.g. if you go on holiday). He said he's using a friend's WiFi so that's how he's posting.

His last post/review didn't seem to be trying to score another freebie, especially since the freebie was suggested by another punter, not himself. He just subsequently took them up on the offer and gave some very legitimate/helpful feedback to them.

You made a little typo - fixed it for you

Bb

I don't think he's full of shit on the basis that everything he's said is extremely believable and indeed has happened to me at some point (although not at Cherry's but I've only been a few times). However, I have always been able to get a shag in a brothel, even with a Romanian who speaks next to no English so that's the only thing I find surprising. Even without any English it should be easy to demonstrate what you want/guide her to it and it's not clear that she explicitly refused the OP, it only seems that she didn't understand him (probably deliberately) and obviously didn't offer herself (which is very poor).

Also, this recent review of her suggests she does deliver sex and presumably OW, it's just that it's delivered very poorly. The saving grace was her good appearance: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=226570.

I also think it's odd that all the OP's posts are bashing Cherry's. If he's had so many bad experiences why keep going back? And where are his reviews for girls at the places he's recommended, e.g. Cosmopolitan (which itself also has girls who speak virtually no English and isn't all that different to Cherry's but I'd say on average the service is slightly better and it seems, based on posts from others on here, that you're less likely to get stung with stupid extras for things like kissing or RO).

However, I do think negatives are the most helpful reviews and if he's going to post anything, he should prioritise the negatives as he's been doing. It's just that if he keeps doing it, it will make him look suspicious.

Anyway, cheers for the info Maxf, it is definitely helpful.

Here's her link: External Link/Members Only
Since this thread doesn't come up when you search for her using her name and/or the parlour, I'll say it here so hopefully it will appear when people search for these terms: Catalina Cherry's, Catalina Cherrys

[Northerndave666]

+1 i dont come on here as often as I did but the constant whingeing and baiting of people who may not have reviewed many WG's is getting tiresome.

Its a forum - unless someone has been proven to lie or just generally proves themselves to be a cunt (over time) just shut the fuck up and leave them alone.

This ^ 

[Maxf]

Why said anything about getting a freebie? I never said I got a freebie last time (there was some joke made in the thread about it by another member if I remember correctly)

I went back last time for a retry at my expense, due to the management responding to my comments - and on that visit I did get a reasonable service (though the lady did charge £10 extra for RO, which I think a little unreasonable. I was already paying extra for OWO, but overall not the worst.

The reason I tried Cherry's again is down to the timing - I can only punt at night time ... there are not very many establishments open now in Manchester overnight (compared to 5+ years ago - when I used to punt a bit more frequently). In the city centre there is now only Cosmopolitan (Only been twice but always been good, but usually very busy), Piccadilly Massage (Only been once, cheap and not bad for money - bit basic), Tropical Massage (very basic and grotty when I went there) and Cherry's. Most of these I haven't been to for some years (prior to joining this site).

That's the reason there are no reviews on here, I haven't been to any of those in the time I've been on this site. I did try Cosmopolitan and few times but always been to busy and said it would be a few hours. etc. I wasn't going to wait around. Had I been free in Mcr a bit earlier I probably would have tried Cosmopolitan again. Maybe next month if I have time in Mcr.

Now reviewing a parlour is tricky, as sometimes there is nothing wrong with the parlour or even the service itself but you just don't 'connect' with the lady ... but in this case she pretended not to understand a *single* word of English - which I believe to be BS. Cherry's site mentions she does specialise in OWO etc. but I could not even get her to understand what OWO was.... she kept looking at me as if she did not understand any English, ignored me and kept on rubbing by back (which is all I could get her to do). Now if here level of English really is that bad then there is no way on earth she could have applied to work at Cherrys - so something is amiss here. I am tending to lean towards the fact it was 3.30am and she probably could not be bothered offering a service, getting to the end of her shift so pretend not to understand. This I blame on the lady in question.

Had Cherry's taken on board my feedback and dealt with it this would be the end of the issues and there would be no post on here. The last time I made a post on here I was asked why I never brought it up with the receptionist at the time, I didn't feel appropriate in front of a room full of customers - it would be a bit unfair on the other ladies who might have been offering a good service. But at this visit, it was completely empty so attempted to make my complaint ... and the receptionist's attitude was that this was 'to be expected' in all parlours. Um... what can you say to that?

An establishments reputation depends on both the attitude of the lady and the attitude of the management - and on this case both failed miserably.

I am not sure why I am been attacked on here for posting an honest warning of the experience. I'm certainly not trying to spread bullshit like been suggested. I posted my response promptly so hopefully the management could speak to the reception/security and that they would remember I tried to make my complaint directly before giving up and posting on here.

I don't know if the Cherry's management still read here, but if they do they need to make some serious changes - like employing ladies that WANT to offere a decent service to get regulars. I never hear anyone complaining about Cosmopolitan other than how busy it is ... but it's in the same price range and a world of difference in attitudes. I won't be gambling any more at Cherry's where a basic service isn't even guaranteed.
 

[NigelF]

Why said anything about getting a freebie? I never said I got a freebie last time (there was some joke made in the thread about it by another member if I remember correctly)

I went back last time for a retry at my expense, due to the management responding to my comments - and on that visit I did get a reasonable service (though the lady did charge £10 extra for RO, which I think a little unreasonable. I was already paying extra for OWO, but overall not the worst.

I think it's very poor that you had to retry at your expense, they made a clear offer on here and you also accepted so they should have delivered. Any amount of money extra for RO is not just a little unreasonable but totally ridiculous. A better argument could be made for them paying you which is silly too but much less silly than you having to pay extra. I'd never pay extra for RO, it's their loss as far as I'm concerned.

 I think it's similar with kissing, especially since no girl who charges extra for it is actually good at it (i.e. proper DFK), unless perhaps included in a "GFE service" (like at GFE Bury) with OWO included as well (but even then the best girls won't make you pay for GFE just to get kissing.

The reason I tried Cherry's again is down to the timing - I can only punt at night time ... there are not very many establishments open now in Manchester overnight (compared to 5+ years ago - when I used to punt a bit more frequently). In the city centre there is now only Cosmopolitan (Only been twice but always been good, but usually very busy), Piccadilly Massage (Only been once, cheap and not bad for money - bit basic), Tropical Massage (very basic and grotty when I went there) and Cherry's. Most of these I haven't been to for some years (prior to joining this site).

Fair enough. Funnily enough that's actually exactly the same reason I went to Ladybird's (in Northenden) about 5 times, despite having a crap punt each time I went. I reviewed them all negatively (the final girl actually being one who had a previous positive review on here although unfortunately the OP didn't update his review to reflect a decline in service he'd subsequently received and only mentioned it in my review which was obviously too late to "save" me).

That's the reason there are no reviews on here, I haven't been to any of those in the time I've been on this site. I did try Cosmopolitan and few times but always been to busy and said it would be a few hours. etc. I wasn't going to wait around. Had I been free in Mcr a bit earlier I probably would have tried Cosmopolitan again. Maybe next month if I have time in Mcr.

Now reviewing a parlour is tricky, as sometimes there is nothing wrong with the parlour or even the service itself but you just don't 'connect' with the lady ... but in this case she pretended not to understand a *single* word of English - which I believe to be BS. Cherry's site mentions she does specialise in OWO etc. but I could not even get her to understand what OWO was.... she kept looking at me as if she did not understand any English, ignored me and kept on rubbing by back (which is all I could get her to do). Now if here level of English really is that bad then there is no way on earth she could have applied to work at Cherrys - so something is amiss here. I am tending to lean towards the fact it was 3.30am and she probably could not be bothered offering a service, getting to the end of her shift so pretend not to understand. This I blame on the lady in question.

Had Cherry's taken on board my feedback and dealt with it this would be the end of the issues and there would be no post on here. The last time I made a post on here I was asked why I never brought it up with the receptionist at the time, I didn't feel appropriate in front of a room full of customers - it would be a bit unfair on the other ladies who might have been offering a good service. But at this visit, it was completely empty so attempted to make my complaint ... and the receptionist's attitude was that this was 'to be expected' in all parlours. Um... what can you say to that?

An establishments reputation depends on both the attitude of the lady and the attitude of the management - and on this case both failed miserably.

I am not sure why I am been attacked on here for posting an honest warning of the experience. I'm certainly not trying to spread bullshit like been suggested. I posted my response promptly so hopefully the management could speak to the reception/security and that they would remember I tried to make my complaint directly before giving up and posting on here.

I don't know if the Cherry's management still read here, but if they do they need to make some serious changes - like employing ladies that WANT to offere a decent service to get regulars. I never hear anyone complaining about Cosmopolitan other than how busy it is ... but it's in the same price range and a world of difference in attitudes. I won't be gambling any more at Cherry's where a basic service isn't even guaranteed.

Just a note, you don't "review a parlour", you review specific girls at a parlour, as each girl is different. Even if you add bit about the receptionist/customer service, you're still mainly reviewing one girl, not the whole parlour.

As for if Cherry's management still read here, they don't based on the last login of their official account (March 2017 - https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=59828) but they may still lurk via other means or others may feedback to them what's been said on here.

As for Cosmopolitan, it does have it's fair share of negative and neutral reviews on here (for specific girls) but like with many parlours it's generally under-reviewed on here. Personally, I do find it to be better than Cherry's on average but not loads better and there's still plenty of average and poor girls there, of that I have absolutely no doubt.

Anyway, cheers for the info and I definitely mostly agree with what you've said. I hope you post more reviews in the future, as I'm sure they'll be helpful.

[bigboy]

One of the problem is going at that time in the morning when the WGs are going to be tired so you may have expect a cum and dump experience. Plus thats the times some clubs starts to close and the WGs want tobein and out fast for the next customer. Try going during the day and compare the experince i have had good, bad and neutral experience at Cherrys.