There was a bird in Torbay called Sam that had a prolific swingers profile, as in lots of verifications. Fancied herself a bit. Saw a status update on the profile one day, "would any of you pay for one on one time with Sam?"
Next thing you know, she's got an AW profile, pricey for a 6/10, over 40, size 14 bird with a huge ego. She wanted a face pic and chat before agreeing a booking.
Absolutely deluded tramp.