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Tommy.Rush.Ares

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MMFFF Booking with 1 other punter. £575 for two hours.
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The Place

A very nice apartment situated centrally between High Street Kensington and Earl Court station .As strange as it sounds some of the problem starts here. I understand Lauren had only very recently moved into the place and seemed more interested in keeping the place clean than she did in enjoying herself. We were ushered out of the lounge and into the bedroom more than once, Lauren was constantly picking up towels, tidying etc.  Whilst she would be a Landlord’s dream, it certainly was an annoyance as a  punter. I wasn’t paying for a naked maid. She indicated that this some of this was due to another girl using the place later in the day  and she wanted to leave the place tidy for her. As commendable as this is between the girls, again as a punter it wasn’t great.

Ellie.
Facially she is an attractive girl, just as good (if not better) than the pictures. Unfortunately her body was anything but. I had read from a few different sources that she was a big girl but had then lost a lot of weight.  If that is true she has definitely put it all back on. The girl in the picture could fit inside the February 2017  Ellie twice over. If the photo’s were taken with the “slim ellie” then they need to be redone quickly or have a bbw label applied as this is a joke. You usually get girls with better bodies than this at a £20 walk up in Soho. If this was a solo appointment with Ellie I would have walked
Personality: Ellie was the most bubbly and enthusiastic of the three girls (although perhaps she has to be with that body)

Lauren.
The pictures do give a decent representation of Lauren’s look facially. To be honest I knew beforehand that I wasn’t really going to find Lauren especially attractive. However I was confident that the body was going to make up for it. Some of my best fucks have been with average looks but great bodies. Unfortunately I was wrong. Whilst we are not talking anything in the same league as Ellie the photshoppers had done a splendid job.  When Lauren first took her dress off my hopes where high because she had a black one piece on which made her look terrific, the problem was when this came off. She had a significant and saggy belly and her bum was not at all firm

Personalty: Nice enough girl, chatty but the above comments regarding her obsession with keeping the place tidy was off putting

Tiffany
I found Tiffany to better looking facially than her pictures, I think the pictures make her look a bit rough to be fake. More of a girl next door luck than anything spectacular but still attractive. Body wise she certainly had the best figure of the three. Her bum was nice and firm. She had this corset type outfit on throughout so I did not really get a great view of her midriff so I am not entirely sure of how in shape she was. The way the clothing fitted her suggested a bit of a belly but I could be mistaken. In my experience girls who keep the middle covered tend to do so for a reason.

Personality- She was probably the quietest of the 3 but still open and chatty

The Story
This was booked as an MMMFFF gangbang. The day started badly when I woke up that one of the guys had left us hanging last minute. We tried to recruit a replacement last minute but it didn't happem

So it ended up two guys and three girls which significantly increased the cost. We toyed with the idea of dropping Ellie (which I now wish we had) But didn’t want to let down any of the girls who we had been building this up with via the Maxes internal forum. This made it £575 each rather than £385

I met up with the second guy (BJOHN) 40 mins or so before at a nearby pub and had a drink just to get the introductions out of the way
Greeted at the Door by Lauren and welcomed in to where Tiffany was sitting. Ellie was in the shower. After the intro’s, (the second guy had met both Lauren and Tiffany before). Ellie came out of the shower planted a lip lock on BJohn and within seconds she was gagging on his cock. Whilst  I loved her enthusiasm I was shocked by her size. It being a group booking it would have been incredibly awkward and cruel to make an issue about this. Ultimately I had no real attraction to her.

I jumped in the shower. When I came out Laurens was pouring everyone Champagne. I took a seat on the sofa and had all three girls paying attention to me. Despite not being really into Ellie or Lauren having 3 girls on me like this is an incredible feeling.  I was snogging Tiffany whilst Ellie was between my legs and Lauren was leaning from the sofa both sucking me off

John came out of the shower and we were soon ushered into the bedroom.

Round 1 included Lauren sitting on my face whilst Tiffany sucked me off, Fucking Lauren and Ellie cowgirl, missionary and doggy. Lauren made is quite clear early on that Anal with her wasn’t going to happen. I wasn’t surprised at this as BJohn had already mentioned that she had declined him Anal numerous meets and I was bigger than him. Honestly I don’t think she should even be listed as providing Anal, although If you haven to be below average in that department  Ended cuming on Ellies face and in her mouth. She controlled where my cum was going more than I like (so It doesn’t go above her mouth) whereas I prefer to spray it everywhere- forehead cheeks nose hair etc

After a break back in the lounge we were directed back to the bedroom. For me some of the benefit of girls in apartments is that you have a bit more freedom and area’s to fuck so  to be restained to actions mostly in the bedroom was a shame

Round 2 included facefucking Lauren and Ellie (both ere quite talented at this), Fucking Lauren in more position and finally fucking Tiffany who was by the far the most attractive for me. In the build up to the meet we had discussed doing Double Penetration with Tiffany. So Tiffany began riding me with Lauren putting a toy in her Ass. Tiffany then started riding John with his cock up her ass. Tiffany then disappeared off and I sensed something was up. When she came back she didn’t seem interested. I wasn’t sure whether to push it but John mentioned to  her  that I wanted to fuck her Arse. She then explained her Arse was bleeding and couldn’t do anymore Anal. I tried to hide my disappointment, although I don’t now if it showed. Ultimately I have to be critical of Tiffany here because she clearly hadn’t prepared properly   for Anal (streching her as with a toys in the daysleading up this booking), especially considering she we had discussed Anal and DP on the forum and she had also done Anal with John on previous occasions.

One highlight was all the girls on their knees in front of me and Bjohn They took it in turns taking both cocks in the mouth at the same time.  This lead to me cumming on Tiffany’s face. She did he same thing of controlling where my cum went but a cumshot can never be bad.

Conclusion
Whilst I have some hiccups with Maxes before, there was often other parts of the meet that redeemed some the session.Many of my Maxes vists have been spectacular (Izabel, Alex , Julia and Molly)Overall this is one of my worst experiences at Maxes taking into into account that the girls figures were not up to scratch and the dissapointment with Anal/DP. The sex on the whole was pretty good so if you are not interested with Anal or the figures of the girls then you would have had a good time


Positives
Good sex, with three willing and receptive ladies.
Tiffany’s looks

Negatives
Ellie’s and Laurens figure (especially Ellie)
Annoyance with Lauren’s constant tidying etc
Lack of Anal and DP





















Yeboahsleftfoot

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Fuck me, that's an expensive shocker pal, if Tiffany was the best by a long shot it's more proof that the Max's roster is shite at the moment, even Daisy who looks great in the photos is apparently a porker and cum dodger, Amelia is very pretty but short and Amber is back, unbelievable body but huge plug in teeth.

I reviewed Ellie & Tiffany in April last year:
"External Link/Members Only saw her with the long gone Soozie, a milf who enveloped you in her voluptuousness, in a quite luxurious Bayswater apartment. In those days Ellie was a fat lass from Lancashire who loved sex, understand she’s lost weight, good fuck but you’d pull similar or better on a good Saturday night in Blackpool.

External Link/Members Only Tiffany Wilde, a Bond girl name for a big, British ex stripper, all services delivered, nice enough but wouldn’t go back, saw her with Yasmina [who I reviewed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=85989.msg1055342;topicseen#msg1055342] in Sloane Avenue."

Lauren cleaning & tidying up is a disgrace, you didn't book Kim fucking Woodburn, loads of fellas on the forum love Ellie, must be her enthusiasm because her looks are nothing special.
« Last Edit: February 06, 2017, 03:13:16 pm by Yeboahsleftfoot »

Yeboahsleftfoot

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The other fella's review and forum post is up on Max's, he sure likes to mention how big his cock is, the girls are gushing about it, bet your review wouldn't see the light of day on there, truth and reality eh?

Offline Stonecold

Ouch. Sounds like a very expensive mistake. I would guess the quality of girls there is at its lowest.

Offline salazar

What a downer! It doesn't sound too bad, gets a brush with neutral I suppose. I have found that sometimes (especially the 200 quid girls) are a little big boned and Lauren never takes it up the arse. What a shame as my 3 stints with Maxes have been quite memorable although I always try to fit in one of the 250 girls which ususally compensates. Victoria and Lauren is one of my best 3 hour punts. Victoria is filth all over although  a little anxious for you to spend a little (a lot) more.
As for Ellie, had been toying with the idea but would think about other alternatives.

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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I nearly threw up in my mouth reading that fluffy twat John's review of Lauren. Should've gone to Specsavers!  :D

Offline Botev Plovdiv

Saw Ellie few months back and was also a bit (well a lot!) disappointed that she wasn't anything like the girl in the photos. However, YLF had warned everyone so I only have myself to blame. To be fair she was a really bubbly girl and well up for it so it wasn't a complete disaster but I wouldn't go back there. Her sister has also joined the roster now which must make for an interesting family dinner conversation. ("how was your week daughters?")

Interesting that you mention Izabel. I saw her a couple of years ago and she was bigger than Ellie. As filthy as she may be, she was large and sweaty and I felt really cheated by Maxes photos of her. Now I won't go there unless there are enough selfies to avoid a shock

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Saw Ellie few months back and was also a bit (well a lot!) disappointed that she wasn't anything like the girl in the photos. However, YLF had warned everyone so I only have myself to blame. To be fair she was a really bubbly girl and well up for it so it wasn't a complete disaster but I wouldn't go back there. Her sister has also joined the roster now which must make for an interesting family dinner conversation. ("how was your week daughters?")

Interesting that you mention Izabel. I saw her a couple of years ago and she was bigger than Ellie. As filthy as she may be, she was large and sweaty and I felt really cheated by Maxes photos of her. Now I won't go there unless there are enough selfies to avoid a shock

Ellie's sister looks as rough as fuck Paulo, I'm sure they would deliver a great service but £200 each for a couple of mingers, no thanks.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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I nearly threw up in my mouth reading that fluffy twat John's review of Lauren. Should've gone to Specsavers!  :D
Without wishing to be unkind, facially she does look like a tranny, ok, I'm unkind....she must tell him how big his cock is.

TrevorN

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Maxes is a washed up Agency . Old Munters/Mingers are employed there . Good days were well over years ago . Anyone seen the gallery.  Yes all old hags advertised as late 20 some things .

Offline Botev Plovdiv

Tommy. Having now read Bjohns review I wonder whether you and him have had any contact since the punt and compared notes. It's astonishing the difference between the 2 perspectives.

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What about the new girl Daisy? Looks a distinct improvement!

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Yeboahsleftfoot

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What about the new girl Daisy? Looks a distinct improvement!

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According to this comment from Greg1 she doesn't live up to the hype https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=129064.msg1460644#msg1460644

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According to this comment from Greg1 she doesn't live up to the hype https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=129064.msg1460644#msg1460644

Fellas here is a cut and paste from my friend's email:

Photos are heavily photoshopped, she is way more plump than her pictures facially and bodywise. Tits are no way a D cup, I kinda thought she was just a chubby young gal.

Service wise asked for watersports, but she said only at the end when she was ready for it, even thought I  was dying for a piss.  Annoying to say the least.
Sex wise she kept on moving away from me in missionary, had to tell her to stop as I couldn't get a rhythm going,  she was ok once she stopped skirming away.  Oral was ok, told her to rim me as it is one of her services, she did for about five seconds then stopped and refused to do anymore. Went for COF which once again is one of her sevices, but she said no, so asked fot CIM which was agreed to, but as soon as the first squirt came out, she pulled her head away and pulled my cock down to come over her tits. Took ages in the bathroom, then asked about my watersports, but was told too late for that now. Shocking would avoid.

Offline KentAde

Looking at Tiffany's photos, her tits look really weird...like two balloons.....  :vomit:

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Must agree the quality of the girls on maxes website have taken a severe downward spiral , since the heady days of Chrissy , Kelly and Zhara it's all gone a bit hasn't it .
Not used them for ages now , although I still have a urge to see Scarlett ....just to unleash those bad boys .
I did also see Ellie a few years ago now , totally agree she's a nice girl and enjoy some her work but her body is nowhere near that shown in the pictures .

Offline Gandalfthewhite

Sad at the continuing decline of what was once my go-to agency - it's become awful. I still regularly check the galleries but there hasn't been a new face to excite me in years, except for Victoria - she was good, well above the current standards of the agency but would have been average during their glory days 7-10 years ago.

Offline hendrix

Sorry to read this OP. I can't be bothered with Maxes anymore. The only girls I'd still probably see are Alex and Estelle and that's more for nostalgia than anything else really.

Tommy.Rush.Ares

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I reviewed Ellie & Tiffany in April last year:
"External Link/Members Only saw her with the long gone Soozie, a milf who enveloped you in her voluptuousness, in a quite luxurious Bayswater apartment. In those days Ellie was a fat lass from Lancashire who loved sex, understand she’s lost weight, good fuck but you’d pull similar or better on a good Saturday night in Blackpool.

External Link/Members Only Tiffany Wilde, a Bond girl name for a big, British ex stripper, all services delivered, nice enough but wouldn’t go back, saw her with Yasmina [who I reviewed here https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=85989.msg1055342;topicseen#msg1055342] in Sloane Avenue."

Lauren cleaning & tidying up is a disgrace, you didn't book Kim fucking Woodburn, loads of fellas on the forum love Ellie, must be her enthusiasm because her looks are nothing special.

I had seen your comments, with Ellie I was hoping that she had lost the weight. Each guy was choosing 1 girl as Ellie and Lauren wouldn't have been my choice. I mainly picked Tiffany for the Anal/Dp which went well lol

The other fella's review and forum post is up on Max's, he sure likes to mention how big his cock is, the girls are gushing about it, bet your review wouldn't see the light of day on there, truth and reality eh?

I nearly threw up in my mouth reading that fluffy twat John's review of Lauren. Should've gone to Specsavers!  :D

BJohn was a nice guy really. When we left I indicated I was dissapointed especially with Elli's weight and the lack of Anal/DP. I was slightly suprised by his gushing review. Different standards I suppose.

What a downer! It doesn't sound too bad, gets a brush with neutral I suppose. I have found that sometimes (especially the 200 quid girls) are a little big boned and Lauren never takes it up the arse. What a shame as my 3 stints with Maxes have been quite memorable although I always try to fit in one of the 250 girls which ususally compensates. Victoria and Lauren is one of my best 3 hour punts. Victoria is filth all over although  a little anxious for you to spend a little (a lot) more.
As for Ellie, had been toying with the idea but would think about other alternatives.

Apart from the lack of Anal/DP the sex was actually very good so I did toy with giving it a Neutral but Ellie's weight swung it into the Negative. I have notice a marked difference between the Angels IN Waiting and the heavely Angels in terms of looks.  The £250 girls are more reliable for services as well. The only dissapointment I have had with the Heavely Agenls is with Anal being declined, Mai Bailey was a lying bitch, Molly tried but couldnt take it and Rio Lee gave hints that  she might struggle but I ran out of time but that was very size dependant Most of the Girls who offer Anal in the AIW catagory reguarly decline people Melisa, Lauren, Nikita- You have to take them being in the Al lvel list with a pinch of salt. Tiffany does do anal I was just unlucky with piss poor preperation

Interesting that you mention Izabel. I saw her a couple of years ago and she was bigger than Ellie. As filthy as she may be, she was large and sweaty and I felt really cheated by Maxes photos of her. Now I won't go there unless there are enough selfies to avoid a shock

I met Izebel early 2013- their is a review on Pnet. She had put on weight, some girls seem to just carry it differently. If you have seen Izabels' porm even when she was young and in her prime and in good shape she had a bigger frame. (Quite a big ass for a white girl).. Whereas Ellie it was just roll upon roll. Perhaps my view of Izabel is distorted slightly as she was my first at Maxes, first  pornstar, first facefucking and an all around incredible fuck.

Tommy. Having now read Bjohns review I wonder whether you and him have had any contact since the punt and compared notes. It's astonishing the difference between the 2 perspectives.

I emailed him just to let let him know I was going to post a negative review. No reply as yet (He is seeing Lauren again in a couple of weeks!). I can only assume enthusaim and service are his main requirements, but he didd't mention Tiffany Anal let down either (well I suppose he was lucky enough to fuck her arse briefly). Whilst I prioritise service I expect at least some level of attractiveness. Tiffany was a good example- nothing special but fit enough to still enjoy fucking her. Differeing perspetives also - I am 28 in good shape (My Mrs is far better looking than these three which made me regret this even more) BJohn is in his mid60'S I would guess

Sorry to read this OP. I can't be bothered with Maxes anymore. The only girls I'd still probably see are Alex and Estelle and that's more for nostalgia than anything else really.

Must agree the quality of the girls on maxes website have taken a severe downward spiral , since the heady days of Chrissy , Kelly and Zhara it's all gone a bit hasn't it .
Not used them for ages now , although I still have a urge to see Scarlett ....just to unleash those bad boys .
I did also see Ellie a few years ago now , totally agree she's a nice girl and enjoy some her work but her body is nowhere near that shown in the pictures .

Sad at the continuing decline of what was once my go-to agency - it's become awful. I still regularly check the galleries but there hasn't been a new face to excite me in years, except for Victoria - she was good, well above the current standards of the agency but would have been average during their glory days 7-10 years ago.

Maxes is a washed up Agency . Old Munters/Mingers are employed there . Good days were well over years ago . Anyone seen the gallery.  Yes all old hags advertised as late 20 some things .

I prefer great service than looks with poor service. This is why Maxs became my go to agency. I have only been using Maxes for 4 years and I have only seen about a dozen girls so its hard to comment really on declining standards. There are less girls that interest me at the moment though. Based on looks the new Girl Viveenne and also scarlet interest me (scarlet's ass looks incredible but photshop worries me)

I was thinking of seeing Yasmina (She has been removed from the site today it seems- shame) and Estelle. Whilst Estelle doesnt appeal to me facially as long as she lives up to her reputationa and is in decent shape I think I would have an increidble time with her

As for the age thing most agencies pull this shit so I take ags with a pinch of salt
If you try and pick the hottest girls with any agency and the reality doesnt match the pictutres the you are left with nothing to shout about. Whereas if you choose on service then if you find the odd stunner its a lovely bonus. I have only picked two girls at Maxes based heavily on looks, Molly and Julia. Both were very attractive and greats fucks to boot. So its not all doom and gloom



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Based on looks the new Girl Viveenne and also scarlet interest me (scarlet's ass looks incredible but photshop worries me)

No reviews up for Scarlet on Maxes then?

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Good on your for taking the time to respond to all the comments Tommy. I seriously enjoyed Victoria, Yasmina, Elise, Zahra and Alice and had a good time with Julia, Soozie, Amelia, Emily, Maya, Peaches, Gia and Amber, the rest of my Max's punts were average to poor. The current roster is the worst I have seen, very frustrating as a good range of £200 or even £250 girls would clean up with the dearth of EE agency talent and price hike to £300 of a lot of the Russian birds.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Tommy, you are a punting hero! Posting your reviews and comments on Max's forum, daring to be honest and dealing with the army of white knights who gushed forward in defence of the poor, misrepresented darlings, fucking awesome, good on you and good luck making your next booking....

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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Tommy, you are a punting hero! Posting your reviews and comments on Max's forum, daring to be honest and dealing with the army of white knights who gushed forward in defence of the poor, misrepresented darlings, fucking awesome, good on you and good luck making your next booking....

yeah, maybe use a burner phone for your next booking, should you ever feel the urge  :lol:

Offline Botev Plovdiv

Tommy, you are a punting hero! Posting your reviews and comments on Max's forum, daring to be honest and dealing with the army of white knights who gushed forward in defence of the poor, misrepresented darlings, fucking awesome, good on you and good luck making your next booking....

I second this. Hats off to you Tommy.

TrevorN

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Which of so called Angels do you think are actually blokes ?

I say Claudia, Vivienne and Lauren . All looking like blokes to me .

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Having seen Vivienne I'd say she was female.  Was not impressed with her as per my review.

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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If Lauren was a bloke she wouldn't refusing anal, would she? Just a rough looking Iceland check out girl with a Mecca bingo boob job

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Fellas, if you have access to Max's forum take a look, a couple of prize white knights defending the maiden's honour and lambasting Tommy, you really couldn't write it....

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Fellas, if you have access to Max's forum take a look, a couple of prize white knights defending the maiden's honour and lambasting Tommy, you really couldn't write it....

Just read it  :wacko:

Well done to Tommy for sticking to his guns in such a reasonable manner under WK attack and also assman for a sensible response.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Just read it  :wacko:

Well done to Tommy for sticking to his guns in such a reasonable manner under WK attack and also assman for a sensible response.

Some of those fellas must make the girls cringe if they act that way on as punt, imagine: "Princess you look good enough to eat, I will feast on your moist lady garden. Now take my rigid sword and taste it's silky length until it throbs with gratitude and spurts approval in thick, milky froth."

Offline hendrix

Some of those fellas must make the girls cringe if they act that way on as punt, imagine: "Princess you look good enough to eat, I will feast on your moist lady garden. Now take my rigid sword and taste it's silky length until it throbs with gratitude and spurts approval in thick, milky froth."

Beautiful. I'm welling up here.

Yeboahsleftfoot

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Beautiful. I'm welling up here.

One of them very occasionally punts and is as timid as fuck, was scared stiff of Victoria, much better equipped on a keyboard than naked in front of a hooker, pathetic.

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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That crispyduck character is a right fawning little twat with very little or no standards, look at this glowing field report he wrote for Libby after she left Maxes, now known as Sara, my experience with that girl could not have been more different.  :lol:

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Yeboahsleftfoot

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That crispyduck character is a right fawning little twat with very little or no standards, look at this glowing field report he wrote for Libby after she left Maxes, now known as Sara, my experience with that girl could not have been more different.  :lol:

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Get on Max's forum and read his latest post on Tommy's, the cunt has been on the cooking sherry, it's fucking hilarious!

ClarkeOfTheCourse

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Get on Max's forum and read his latest post on Tommy's, the cunt has been on the cooking sherry, it's fucking hilarious!

It's hilarious and tragic  :lol:

TrevorN

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Taken from Maxes Forum . Poster Crispyduck

Oh dear, oh dear Tommy I just read this morning the above reply to me. Is this honestly the best you can do? I mean, if you wanted to really goad me you could have called me arrogant or pretentious or point out that I have too much to say for myself. That would have at least resonated with me a bit. Did the teacher ever leave the comment “Must Try Harder” at the end of your school homework, by chance?

In response to one of the points you make, I suspect if you showed the average guy on the street the photos of Ellie and Lauren and compared them to the girls in real life in the way you suggest, this “reasonable man” would probably tell you to get a fucking life!

Your obsession with the perfection of these pictures is frankly bewildering. Are you the sort of person that sends every plate of food back that is presented to you in a restaurant because the chips aren’t arranged in exactly the same way, or that there isn’t the precise number of peas, as there are in the photo on the menu?

Do you go away and sulk in a hammock under a palm tree for several hours because the beach you arrive at on holiday has other people using it that weren’t shown in the deserted paradise pictured in the brochure?

Perhaps you spend all Christmas Day morning blubbering into your pillow because the streets outside aren’t laden with thick snow and scattered with gleeful, red-nosed children like the ones on your cards. And then spend all of Boxing Day demanding refunds for the presents you bought as they were purchased in the good faith that on the big day itself the world would transform into a kind of mystical wonderland.

Anyway, you seem to have proudly elevated yourself to a position of Watchdog Champion for all those who protest against these criminally deceitful photos that keep popping up on this website, by using your “honest and objective” reviews as a tool. Presumably you are encouraging others to do the same. Therefore, I trust you won’t get too upset with a bit of “honest and objective” feedback on yourself.

Whereas you might think, in some sort of deluded way, that you are providing a much needed service with your hard-hitting, tell-it-like-it-is reviews, some people, particularly the subjects of your reviews, probably find your comments offensive, cruel and spiteful. It’s possible that you don’t realise this but let me tell you over the many years I have been seeing escorts I have heard lots of stories from girls who were reduced to tears, had to take time off work or considered quitting the industry altogether, as a result of vulgar and insensitive comments casually written about them on forums and in reviews, by the likes of yourself. If you honestly didn’t think your actions could cause such distress it shows how extraordinarily immature you are.

But perhaps you think escorts are different; that they’re all fair game, that you pay them money and they let you do things to them, therefore they are not like real women. That they’re all whores and had their self-esteem surgically removed and replaced with a clockwork mouse.

Possibly you are driven by an overriding urge to gain approval from the other forum members who also think like you. Or maybe you simply don’t care? If these girls get hurt, so what! Perhaps you kid yourself that if they can’t take it then they shouldn’t be in this line of work and that you’ve paid the money, so, you can say whatever you want.

In my opinion, no human being has the right to take away the dignity of another human being, regardless of how much money they have paid or whether they have paid any money at all!

So to try and unravel this misogyny mystery for you, commenting on how Ellie gagged on your cock and how good Lauren was at face-fucking, only for you to run away and tell them once you got back to the safety of your bedroom, that actually you thought they were overweight and out of shape, hardly shrouds you in a cloak of chivalry. And then the squawky tantrum you threw because Tiffany couldn’t perform anal sex as a result of her bleeding rectum, doesn’t exactly portray you as a modern day Francis of Assisi. (Although I doubt this wasn’t the only pain in the arse the poor girl had to contend with at the time).

Concerning whether I should judge you without having made your acquaintance then I can’t really help but judge you. You seem to be unable to prevent your persona from tumbling out, the minute you open your laptop. It’s all there in the words for me. So in the same way I didn’t need to come face-to-face with Pol Pot to realise he was a cruel and sadistic dictator, or that I didn’t need to casually bump into Mother Teresa to presume she was a benevolent and dedicated missionary, I don’t really need to meet you in order to conclude that you are a self-centred, sour little twerp, who allows his contempt for women play far too bigger part in his life and rule his sense of judgement.

I hope you now see where I’m coming from as I have spent way too long this morning writing this. I also hope you realise this is a bit more than simply “having a different viewpoint”, or a desire to sling childish remarks at you (I think we both know my first response to you wasn’t remotely childish). Nor has it got anything to do with me thinking I’m a hero (with or without the curious use of quotation marks). And neither am I demanding that every review on this website look as though it has stepped out of a Hans Christian Anderson book of fairy tales.

This is about being able to have fun, fulfil fantasies and live out dreams without feeling the need to rush home and belittle and degrade the person who enabled you to do these things. This is about being able to spend a good time with someone and leaving them with their dignity intact and with the same feeling of self-worth that they gave you.

In other words Tommy, this is about being a decent bloke.

Have a nice weekend!

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Whereas you might think, in some sort of deluded way, that you are providing a much needed service with your hard-hitting, tell-it-like-it-is reviews, some people, particularly the subjects of your reviews, probably find your comments offensive, cruel and spiteful. It’s possible that you don’t realise this but let me tell you over the many years I have been seeing escorts I have heard lots of stories from girls who were reduced to tears, had to take time off work or considered quitting the industry altogether, as a result of vulgar and insensitive comments casually written about them on forums and in reviews, by the likes of yourself. If you honestly didn’t think your actions could cause such distress it shows how extraordinarily immature you are.

What a load of fluffy bollocks this is. Actresses and models go for auditions every day to be judged on their appearance and told they are not suitable. The only difference is the prossies usually get the money upfront, unless the punter has the sense to walk, when those going for auditions do it on spec.  If you can't take the heat, as the saying goes....   :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline Alvin

What planet is the cunt on to excuse photo shopped pictures that have little to no resemblence to reality with his excuse criticising the photos hurts their feelings.  Grow up we spend good money based on the advertising those photos represent to be conned and ripped off.  If this wasn't punting but any other industry we would be able to do them for false advertising. :wacko:

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One of the girls has replied on Maxes Forum .

Tiffany replied ....

It has taken everything I have to try and stay out of this, I’m not in the habit of writing my opinion of reviews, but the negative comments from Tommy hasn’t ended at the reviews, they are continuing in this thread and I really feel like I have no choice but to put the record straight and say a few words.
Before “that” session on Thursday; I had spent an hour doing hair, I manicured my hands and feet, I applied a little tan (ironically so that I didn’t look as ivory white as I do in my photos), I douched – ready for anal play, I did my make up – using professional, long stay products and waterproof eye makeup so that I’d still look half way decent after 2 hours of debauchery, I arrived 20 minutes early to ensure I could park, freshen up, touch up my hair and make-up and get changed to ensure I was ready for our guests before they arrived. I did my upmost to make Tommy feel welcome, to ensure that they enjoyed every minute of the session, I gave the session all the passion and enthusiasm one would rightly expect, performed to the very best of my ability and did all I could to make our guests feel special, fulfilled and left feeling satisfied. I didn’t say a word when we were running overtime even though I was in danger of getting a parking ticket – simply to ensure I didn’t make our guest feel at all rushed. But 15 minutes before the end of a 2 hour session the skin on my ass ripped and started bleeding for everyone to see, after having a glass dildo and a big cock up there,
and you Tommy, had the audacity to call me unprofessional?!

I have a few of my own opinions I would like to share, but the irony is, if I did, that in fact would make me unprofessional.
Which I am not.
So I won’t.

In my defence, there is no president in all my adult life of enjoying anal sex for my ass bleeding – I had no idea it was going to happen as it’s never happened before and hence it didn’t even occur to me that I may need to “prepare”, especially considering that the cock I had in my ass at the time, I have had the pleasure of enjoying on many occasions previously.

And regarding your disappointment in not receiving your “requested” DP – I would like to make clear that DP was actually a request I made, to another gent via the forum, AFTER the booking had been made – it was not your pre-booking request. I could understand your disappointment if you had made a pre-booking request for DP, or that you had made the booking solely based on that request, and didn’t receive what you were hoping for, but that was in no way the case; as I requested it, after the booking was made. So to say you were disappointed for not receiving your requests or services that you expected, is again, unjustified. Additionally, you yourself have written on your “review” of me “…So Tiffany began riding me with Lauren putting a toy in her ass”. Can I point out that that is in fact the very definition of DP! So you can understand my bewilderment when you write that you didn’t receive DP. When you did! The only thing that prevented us continuing DP further into doing two cock DP was that the skin on my ass was ripped and it WAS BLEEDING. What on gods green earth was I supposed to do?!

Tommy, you are, of course, entitled to whatever opinion you wish, and are allowed to write anything you see fit, but it is my opinion that your wrote unjustified, misleading and untrue criticism; and for the record, I pride myself on being a very professional escort.

You wrote on Daisy’s thread, (regarding reviews not being uploaded, and our group session), the following:
“I will put my theory to the test. I recently visited some angels…I wasn’t going to post on here but I will see what happens”
And the idea that you wrote such reviews simply as a “test”, to see wether or not it was going to be left up, well that simply blows my mind, and not in the spirit of what we try our best to provide here.

It is my opinion, that right now, as a result of writing this, this is the very first time I can justifiably be called unprofessional. I hate that, this negativity is not me, and I do sincerely apologise to all the gents on here who end up having to read my post, but I felt Tommy had left me with no choice but to defend myself, and I could not have people thinking I’m unprofessional, I ignore requests, and go around bleeding whenever I see fit.

Lots of love to you all
Xxx

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It's turning into a soap opera, "Prostitution Street"?

Offline Bring me sunshine

I got banned from the forum about 18 months ago , weird shit it was , I'm pretty sure it was because of crispy , I objected in a review to a girl who was leaving my hotel room promptly took a bottle of Dom p off the side and into her bag.  The other girl in the MFF session was in the horrors bug when wrote about it she objected saying I told her to take it , then crispy poked his beak  in ....and bingo I was banned.
Weirdly I can access incognito and selfies but not the forum ?