Malta massage parlours are back on but does not sound inviting.

[wombat42]

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[winkywanky]

You could always get the girl to massage your face with her arse?

[cunningman]

You could always get the girl to massage your face with her arse?

Bear in mind that the virus survives in faecal material.  A fart is probably as bad as a cough.

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[winkywanky]

Bear in mind that the virus survives in faecal material. A fart is probably as bad as a cough.

It's amazing how times have changed isn't it?

Previously I would never have put a fart in the face on the same level as being near a cough  .

[cunningman]

It's amazing how times have changed isn't it?

Previously I would never have put a fart in the face on the same level as being near a cough  .

More to the point - rimming is not such a smart idea.  I've seen to mention of the virus making its way to vaginal fluids but we do know some people like a good grope around all orifices and A2V.

I know some of them like to start with a good wet wipe down - next thing you know we spend half the punt time applying 70% alcohol to each other's privates.  What that would do to vaginal health, doc only knows.

[winkywanky]

It would upset their delicate flora, because ultimately girls are delicate little flowers