1st time punting info

[Simon1977]

A real newbie here in Maidstone looking to punt for the first time. Read loadsa reviews which are helpful. Any recommendations for a 1st time punt for a gfe. Userfriendly has some good reviews but any recommendations are welcome around my area from the experienced ones. 

[Moby Dick]

A real newbie here in Maidstone looking to punt for the first time. Read loadsa reviews which are helpful. Any recommendations for a 1st time punt for a gfe. Userfriendly has some good reviews but any recommendations are welcome around my area from the experienced ones. 

Read this.
External Link/Members Only

Since you haven’t mentioned what type of WG or service you require then maybe try a walk-in parlour where you can choose a lass “off the peg” for 15 or 30minutes.

[The Black Knight]

Lots of info can be found in the punting wiki (External Link/Members Only) linked in the UK punting section.

South East is a big area, roughly what area are you in ? - ignore that silly question

Do you want to go straight to FS or perhaps start slowly with a massage+HE ?


EDIT: lol.... i type too slow, you beat me to it!

[Simon1977]

Yeh, no massage parlour just an outcall with full gfe experience with FS. Just need a reliable escort with very good ratings so I don't get stitched up. Read loads of reviews so getting to know who is good or not. Easy to get sucked into good AW ratings.

[Laudanum]

Maybe try an agency if you are a newbie, if there are any in Maidstone?

[Simon1977]

I was hoping some local puntineers would be able to put forward a couple of successful/regular punts they've had.

[Villapostie]

Not to much in Maidstone itself I’m afraid Roxy(userfriendly) is good but if your willing to travel to Ashford you should go see kinkykaye External Link/Members Only
She very good and does look better than her pictures suggest. Her place is pretty quiet and you can park easily where she lives.

[Simon1977]

cheers that's what i needed!!

[matthew1986]

Hi there. And welcome. I too am in Kent, near Maidstone.

I would also recommend Kinky Kaye in Ashford for a first time. Tell her you’re new and what you would like in advance, and I am sure she’ll look after you. All services used to be only in her front room, but now moved to bedroom and a much more relaxed environment.

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If you don’t drive, her place is a moderate walk from Ashford International, less than a mile and about 20 to 30 minutes walk.

Hope this helps.

[Simon1977]

cheers, bloody lockdown though. I'll never get up and running!!

[pewpewpew]

Just pick a girl who has good reviews on here and go for it. There is no perfect girl if that's what you're looking for

[beemer44]

cheers, bloody lockdown though. I'll never get up and running!!

Can’t be worse than my 1st ever punt.  The SP was supposed to be 41 but had a 27 year old son. I reckon she was closer to 51 Also she had a skin tag/wart just between her  pussy and ballon knot.  Really off putting and weird.  Almost quit after that punt. Good luck when you get going. 

My advice ( and I think your doing the right way) is to use this forum. I jumped in blind into AW and went with the AW reviews.  Massive mistake. 

[contentguy]

Can’t be worse than my 1st ever punt.  The SP was supposed to be 41 but had a 27 year old son. I reckon she was closer to 51 Also she had a skin tag/wart just between her  pussy and ballon knot.  Really off putting and weird.  Almost quit after that punt. Good luck when you get going. 

My advice ( and I think your doing the right way) is to use this forum. I jumped in blind into AW and went with the AW reviews.  Massive mistake.

My first was a massage and wank in Slough about 25 years ago with a fat old bird that wouldn’t have been in a club I frequented.  It was a mediocre experience that I felt could be improved upon and have had better and worse experiences since.

My advice, don’t do it.
Punting is addictive, expensive and compulsive.

It’s a part of my life, but once you’ve broken the stigma of your first punt you’re seeking the hit of the next.
I suspect you will feel emotionally low after your first paid for time.  “My gawd, I’m a dirty old man”.

Just my 2 cents, but if I never saw that munter in Slough I’d be tens of thousands richer.

My 2 cents.

Guy

[Asmodeus]

Just my 2 cents, but if I never saw that munter in Slough I’d be tens of thousands richer.

Oh my God, do I feel that sentiment... my first was a street walker in Bristol back in the day. A recent Mum, she was still lactating... that was a weird first punt... should have been the end of it... but here we are, decades later and thousands of pounds lighter : /

However, I always remember one line Irving Zisman said in 2013's "Jackass presents: Bad Grandpa"...

"If I had all the money I'd spent on poontang you know what I'd do with it? Spend it on Poontang."

Yea that...

[luv2kiss54]

This is the worst possible time to start and lets not forget your first time could be your last if you catch the bloody virus. Take your time have a good look at the reviews in the areas you want to visit and if you still decide to punt leave it until the world is a safer place is my advice.

Just a note about "User friendly" who you asked about. I have seen for a 15 minute quickie that served a purpose but wouldn't see again. She is a very experienced (does what it says on the tin) sex worker so could be a good choice for a newbie. However, dont expect a gfe if thats what your after. Best of luck.

[Simon1977]

Thanks for the advice, some great stuff. Yes was looking for gfe experience so I'll take on board your comments. I will wait as well until much safer and carry on reading from the pros on here. Bound to be good and bad whatever I choose but will listen to the wise!!

[Stevelondon]

My first was a massage and wank in Slough about 25 years ago with a fat old bird that wouldn’t have been in a club I frequented.  It was a mediocre experience that I felt could be improved upon and have had better and worse experiences since.

My advice, don’t do it.
Punting is addictive, expensive and compulsive.

It’s a part of my life, but once you’ve broken the stigma of your first punt you’re seeking the hit of the next.
I suspect you will feel emotionally low after your first paid for time.  “My gawd, I’m a dirty old man”.

Just my 2 cents, but if I never saw that munter in Slough I’d be tens of thousands richer.

My 2 cents.

Guy

I wonder just how many of us have had those sentiments.

[Al]

I would say my overall experience has been pretty negative.

As others have said it can be quite addictive so the fact that its often bad at least means it tempers my desire to keep going (and keep the wallet in check)

You will always look for the next hit

Benefit of being on here is that hopefully you can find someone solid to go with first time.