Handjob only? Can you catch anything?

[Cjbaby123]

Sorry if this has been discussed as cant find anything via search

Recently had a massage with hand job and am paranoid as hell.  Always thought it was safe?

Sorry again 

[Goldfinch]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199482.0

[latex_demon]

Cj, unless you catch anything fungal from poor hand hygiene, you'll love to another day for some choking of your chicken action.

Have fun, stay safe.

[EnglishRebecca121]

Sorry if this has been discussed as cant find anything via search

Recently had a massage with hand job and am paranoid as hell.  Always thought it was safe?

Sorry again 

yes you will die a slow painful death 

[Ali Katt]

If you're lucky you might catch a few globs of semen in your sweaty palms. Finger lickin' good.

[Kev40ish]

Sorry if this has been discussed as cant find anything via search

Recently had a massage with hand job and am paranoid as hell.  Always thought it was safe?

Sorry again 

Really!!! This is your first post!!!!
Go and join the Woman’s Institute it’s probably safer for you, although those knitting needles can be sharp

 

[Cjbaby123]

Just asking a question for reassurance

[Lema]

yes you will die a slow painful death 

lol.. fuckin funny 

[Zimbaman]

Just asking a question for reassurance

 

I thought you were going to say ‘asking for a friend’. Not to worry, schools back next week. You can ask your teacher 

[Bogof60]

I think you may get the dreaded knob drop off lurgi

When is half term over

[Plan R]

When is half term over

Today was the last day thank fuck

[Ali Katt]

I thought you were going to say ‘asking for a friend’. Not to worry, schools back next week. You can ask your teacher 

What a tosser!

[Ali Katt]

The only thing you catch is that desperate sense of self-loathing that comes from the knowledge you have launched your dead children into space.

[Zimbaman]

The only thing you catch is that desperate sense of self-loathing that comes from the knowledge you have launched your dead children into space.

 

[Cjbaby123]

Why the ridicule? It was a genuine question that many others may be concerned about

[Zimbaman]

Why the ridicule? It was a genuine question that many others may be concerned about

No one else is concerned about this. At least those that have finished their PSE classes in year 10 aren’t concerned. Seriously... ask your teacher 

[Littlefoot]

Why the ridicule? It was a genuine question that many others may be concerned about

If she touched a witches nose prior to administrating the wank, need I say more.............

[Bogof60]

What
Launching your dead children into space.
I like that BTW
Think of all those dead babies

[Cjbaby123]

I take it there is nothing to worry about then 

[Kev40ish]

I take it there is nothing to worry about then 

Probably only about how quick you’ll be banned for being too young to be on here

[Ali Katt]

No one else is concerned about this. At least those that have finished their PSE classes in year 10 aren’t concerned. Seriously... ask your teacher 

We just need threads with these headers to complete the bank holiday special:

"Can I catch an STD from sitting on a prossie's toilet? (there was a pebble dashing on the walls)"
"My cock is 9 inches will an escort still see me?"
"Hardsports and bareback recommendations in Luton"
"Help the condom came off I'm worried the prossie is pregnant"
"I was hunted by Sergei"

[Cjbaby123]

I am old enough.. just wanted to ask a question and got the piss took.. oh well.

[Ali Katt]

I take it there is nothing to worry about then 

Concentrate on losing your virginity.

[Zimbaman]

We just need threads with these headers to complete the bank holiday special:

"Can I catch an STD from sitting on a prossie's toilet? (there was a pebble dashing on the walls)"
"My cock is 9 inches will an escort still see me?"
"Hardsports and bareback commendations in Luton"
"Help the condom came off I'm worried the prossie is pregnant"
"I was hunted by Sergei"

There could be a UKP holiday bingo. First to spot all the daft threads gets a free punt with ER 

[Kev40ish]

I am old enough.. just wanted to ask a question and got the piss took.. oh well.

Well that’s your lesson for today. I think it’s probably time for your bed now.

[EnglishRebecca121]

There could be a UKP holiday bingo. First to spot all the daft threads gets a free punt with ER 

noooo im not getting invovled in free lottery punts again lol 

[fishermen]

Sorry if this has been discussed as cant find anything via search

Recently had a massage with hand job and am paranoid as hell.  Always thought it was safe?

Sorry again 

if hsad touched or fingered herself and she has active HSV1 or 2, or HPV then there is a chance she may transmit this viral load onto you. I think though that the chances are very slim and you should not loose sleep over it.

[Ali Katt]

There could be a UKP holiday bingo. First to spot all the daft threads gets a free punt with ER 

we had this classic today as well:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=201341.0

[Cjbaby123]

if hsad touched or fingered herself and she has active HSV1 or 2, or HPV then there is a chance she may transmit this viral load onto you. I think though that the chances are very slim and you should not loose sleep over it.

Thankyou for contributing a reply that isnt just ripping the piss

[Ali Katt]

Thankyou for contributing a reply that isnt just ripping the piss

First post from you and it was one of the silliest questions ever. Catch an STD from what? Spunk landing on her hands? Next time ask her to wear rubbers - marigolds that is.

[Zimbaman]

we had this classic today as well:
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=201341.0

Bigblack9inches??? Honestly 

[mr.bluesky]

Concentrate on losing your virginity.

Concentrate on doing your school homework

[STAR-LORD]

Sorry if this has been discussed as cant find anything via search

Recently had a massage with hand job and am paranoid as hell.  Always thought it was safe?

Sorry again 

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You've made my week. Thanks! 

[nigel4498]

I take it there is nothing to worry about then 

Ah but there is.
We're not telling you though as you'll never get over it, least said 

[Thecunninglinguist]

You could get a blood blister if she or he? has rough hands and is a little energetic. Who knows it my be like a Boy Scout starting a fire and you might bet it burnt.

[greg101]

I prefer the pain and friction of a dry handjob.  I've had a fair few in my time, some working girls were that dirty that I was more concerned about the needle marks going up their arms than catching anything from them giving me a good old wank.  I'd say you are safe.

[vw]

Sorry if this has been discussed as cant find anything via search

Recently had a massage with hand job and am paranoid as hell.  Always thought it was safe?

Sorry again 

May catch her nails on it and scratch you, that in turn can lead to tetanus.

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[Punter115]

Always tell her to put on her Marigolds before touching the little chap .