I am starting this in the hope we can come together a list of stuff that has to be the most annoying things about Adultwork profiles that most girls seem to do clearly not knowing how annoying it is for punters. In the hope that girls who will inevitably read this will hopefully change theirs.
My list
1. Do not put 'now' or 'today' down on your text
I feel like screaming this one, it is so annoying when you see in the top of the profile, working today, 'available now' or last day in Newcastle today.
This is the most useless line ever put in the top of a profle as I will not believe you. Put some damned context to it to make it believable.
As in Available now (Tuesday), Last day in Newcastle Today (Tuesday), available today (Tuesday). By putting the day I believe you have actually updated your profile today and said that today and will book. And not just said that four days ago and just logged in to check an email today and you are not working today as you meant that for four days ago.
2. Give a general area of where you are in the city
Again so annoying when they don't do this. I want to know where you generally are so I know if I can get to you or not. Girls are so finicky about being phoned up when they are possibly not going to be eventually booked. And yet you give no clue where you are meaning guys are going to have to turn you down on finding out (which usually results in extreme anger from the girl on being told you are too far for me to get to)
For Newcastle it seems girls think all the way in the circle radius of from South Shields, to all the way to Cramlington, to Washington to Durham is all Newcastle to them in their AW profile. When really none of those are Newcastle and there is no way am I travelling to most of those. So I need to no generally where you are.
Flat in Gosforth, Heaton, Jesmond, near the central station, in Gateshead near the hospital none of these are going to reveal your location but its going to make it a hell of a lot easier to know it we can make it to you for a booking.
3. Explain what your at discretion terms are on the profile text
I need to say these points are so infuriating I feel like screaming out at times. The girl puts A-Level at discretion and then in the profile puts no mention of her terms of the discretion. I do not want to phone you up (and thus time waste your time) just to find out and negotiate what your discretion terms are to see me. I want it on the profile.
4. Don't only have one picture of your back, or one photo that when you click on it is the size of a stamp
Why do you think one picture of your back is enough to see you. And why do they have that picture the size of a postage stamp. That picture is of no use as you cannot make out anything in it.
Are there any others?