she goes on bout how her own hairy armpits make her horny....wtf 
Yes, she is mentally marooned up her own arse.
Each time I saw her she picked me up at the station in a speedy Mercedes, first stop at the off-licence to get beer, next back home to roll a joint and sit in front of a large screen looking at very good videos of herself in action. Like a variation on showing porn to excite the punter.
But after that she was agreeably sexy, a masochist. Drowned me in a vast piss fountain. Told me some rich guy was funding her. As a connoisseur of the eccentric I liked her and would have gone back but she never replied to messages.
Oh, I love armpit odour. And all the others, but not mine.
