Cutest Lucy - E1 - Don't ever give up

[davison]

This is going to be overlong - both the good and the bad.

The negative first, and it's not insignificant. There is about a 10% chance Lucy won't show up. She has 3 no show negs and this was going to be her 4th. Comms fine for an early evening meet. Get the postcode morning of. Show on time. No response. I wait for 20 mins and bail. She texts 3 hours later asking if it's OK for her to call. It's not.

As she is so highly regarded I reopen comms the next day and we book for 1300. At 1145 I get a text asking to move to 1330 "only if you can."  I respond I cannot. No reply. I roll up at 1300 and of course no response. I'm fucking livid. A couple terse texts w no reply. At 1320 I get a call can you wait 10 mins. I angrily agree. 10 mins later no response to calls and texts. I guessed I sounded as angry as I was and she decided not to have me in her place. Good self preservation instincts I thought but still unacceptable. I decide to walk at 1340 and compose a bridge burning text asking for her to look for my review. I'm about to press send when she calls so sorry can you please come up now.

Now I know 50% of you would not have given her a next day chance and the other 49.9% would have pressed send and walked. And you all would have been completely justified. I'm a bit of a mug. I persevered. Seething. Wrong mood I thought. No way this works out. You mug cunt.

Upstairs no surprises in appearance. Face as pictured. Just lovely. Somewhat ashamedly apologetic. A good look. Body as shown. Just great. Tits a little bigger and faker than I like.

So what did all this runaround get me?  The best hour of sex in my life. Full stop. Basically the entire menu as previously reviewed.

Full bore dfk to start. She drops to her knees for no hands owo. It gets very spitty and gaggy. Lots of spit and drool throughout the hour. We undress each other and I'm exploring her ass and pussy while she keeps on blowing me. I ask for a vibe and an anal toy and she comes back with a small Jewel butt plug. Ass up face down I tease and pop her ring while she plays w her clit. Eventually she's plugged up and she flips into classic head hanging off the bed throat fucking position. Really went to town. Urging me harder and deeper. Extreme and she demanded all and more. A bit of 69 with her still gagging and me chewing her clit and lips, her ass still plugged. Good Christ.

This evolves into a rough finger banging and she gives me some very specific instruction on finger placement and curling technique.  Pace force angle etc. She knows what works. After a good while of concentrated effort she squirts and collapses quite flushed. Was it a fake and piss?  Who knows. It was convincing.

I return her to ass up face down again and ease my cock into her ass. She slowly ups the pace and starts roughly dp'ing herself with a dildo in her pussy. She gets one hand working her clit and the other fucking herself. She comes again (allegedly) just before I get past point of no return. We rest and make out a bit.

New condom and we ease into some rough clit grinding CG and slamming squatting rcg. That brings me to the edge. Flip her onto her back and disrobe for a great cim/cif. Well it was great for me. I misjudged and with an unexpectedly strong 3rd pulse got her square in her open left eye. I swear it was an accident but I'm pretty sure she took it as just payback for being stood up.

She did a face and eyewash. Some time talking and making out a bit more. Well over time by this point. Deservedly.

Except for the unbelievable two day runaround it was perfect. Everything I ever wanted from a pse. An epic once in a lifetime bucket list experience. I branched out of my hod fanboy rut a month ago because someone posted the only reason mugs like me used them is because we had never seen girls like this. He was right.

Bottom line - it's got some serious points against. £200 ph and a 10% chance of failure. You make your own decision. I think it's massively worth the money and the risk at least once in your life.

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[FCB]

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This one I presume...

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[Sparta Prada]

Great review!

What I would say is that if a girl cannot be that bothered to keep an appointment at £80 per hour, I guess you just put it down to experience and move on. But a £200 per hour girl? I would have to seriously think about whether it is worth giving her another chance. I am pleased that it worked out for you, but would you try to see her again?

[davison]

Thanks. Sorry about the link.

Would I see her again?  That's a lot more than I usually spend but yeah. I think I will have to.

[king tarzan]

I have not seen her ( or intend to see het because of lack of height )my friend has seen her and says she provides the best raw passionate sex ever!
( protected sex of course)
He says his body is always for a few days all over after seeing her.
He says her blowjobs on his sausage are out of this world
Basically a hot blooded porn queen but not in the movies.

[Dicky]

I have not seen her ( or intend to see het because of lack of height )my friend has seen her and says she provides the best raw passionate sex ever!
( protected sex of course)
He says his body is always for a few days all over after seeing her.
He says her blowjobs on his sausage are out of this world
Basically a hot blooded porn queen but not in the movies.

I am 6ft 1 and I have no issues in seeing petite girls. Whats with the height issue and whats with the claiming to be very tall in every recent post, KT? Trying too hard to distance yerself from Marty?

[king tarzan]

I am 6ft 1 and I have no issues in seeing petite girls. Whats with the height issue and whats with the claiming to be very tall in every recent post, KT? Trying too hard to distance yerself from Marty?

Its not even worth responding to your pathetic question
All my reviews ladies start at 5'4

Not below that

[MattEagle]

Sad to hear about the tits, they were so perfect before

[Bassman]

Davison, need help deciding if I want to give her another chance.

How were her tits?

Too firm, real feeling etc? What about scarring?

[davison]

Davison, need help deciding if I want to give her another chance.

How were her tits?

Too firm, real feeling etc? What about scarring?

No scarring, an average quality job just too big and round for my aesthetic.  Nothing to be put off by.

[Dicky]

Whats the reason for no shows? Does she double book or cant she be bothered? Also 1 no show out of 2 bookings means 50% chance not 10% 

[davison]

Whats the reason for no shows? Does she double book or cant she be bothered? Also 1 no show out of 2 bookings means 50% chance not 10% 

I suspect it's a combination of double booking/regulars jumping the queue and her just being a bit of a flake.  I bet the next day reshuffle was her getting a last minute request for a 12-1 meet when she had me booked at 1.

My math was based on 34 positives and  3 no-show negative reviews before me.  I have no idea what the real numbers are.

[Gandalfthewhite]

Review of the session is absolutely accurate based on the couple of times I've seen her. Don't think there are too many girls in London providing such a comprehensive list of services AND providing them with as much enthusiasm and passion even at £200 (at her old rates she was incredible VFM)

Real pity about the boob job, thought her naturals were great.

Glad you persevered OP.

[Gatehouse]

Good review. I would have also waited, as when you want to do it, you want to do it!!!!

She is tricky to book/get hold of and yes it is frustrating,  but I remember her in our sesh, frigging herself off for all she was worth after I had withdrawn from her arse, and with a frown of that lovely freckled face she quietly muttered 'gozar!' in a sticky, sexy voice : Which is 'cum' in her native tongue.

And she did!

Dirty girl.

Top maracas.

But havent been back due to booking problems. So the circle goes on.

[davison]

and with a frown of that lovely freckled face she quietly muttered 'gozar!' in a sticky, sexy voice

I forgot that detail.  The quiet gasping muttering commentary in three languages was so incredibly hot.

[Brazilian Martian]

I forgot that detail.  The quiet gasping muttering commentary in three languages was so incredibly hot.

You sure she's not saying that to rush you into cumming fast 

[Gatehouse]

I'd already shot my bolt by that point, I can tell you!

She offers something the Eastern Europeans doesnt and there's an honesty about her performance - which for me, appeals.

Yes Im over-analysing it but she does offer something different.

Always wanted to get her into a mff but that would no doubt be a logistical nightmare.

[davison]

You sure she's not saying that to rush you into cumming fast 

Ha!  With her rules of engagement that just means she gets drenched twice. Come to think of it you may be right!   

[davison]

Always wanted to get her into a mff but that would no doubt be a logistical nightmare.

I would give that a 1 in 10 chance of ever coming off. Epic but unlikely to ever happen.

[Ozy84]

Anybody know if she offers a duo service now? Her profile shows a pic with another lady. Also one of her reviews suggest she allows filming now as well. Any of her fan boys/regulars care to comment?

[claretandblue]

Best to just call and ask her,her green light is on morning,noon and night so she would probably appreciate a call

[Ozy84]

Best to just call and ask her,her green light is on morning,noon and night so she would probably appreciate a call

  👍

[Blackandmild]

Ive given up on this woman... I wanted to experience her pissing as I plugged her asshole but many many many many many calls to book unanswered my patience wore thin.

Shame.

[monstar]

Ive given up on this woman... I wanted to experience her pissing as I plugged her asshole but many many many many many calls to book unanswered my patience wore thin.

Shame.

Welp, thank you for a new kink on my bucket list when I'm feeling adventurous! 

MissKDD may be able to fulfil your request?

[Tommy_73]

I do have a massive soft spot for Lucy - and her pissing is amazing - but, fuck, she is a pain in the arse to get hold of. A week and a half is the record so far - and apparently I'm one of her regulars! Takes the mick really. And it's why she's no longer my first port of call - more of a text, wait, wait more, text again, book someone else... and eventually hear from her days later.


But, my god she is a great fuck. Takes it in the arse like no one else. So I'm not going to give up just yet.

[BillGoldberg]

I do have a massive soft spot for Lucy - and her pissing is amazing - but, fuck, she is a pain in the arse to get hold of. A week and a half is the record so far - and apparently I'm one of her regulars! Takes the mick really. And it's why she's no longer my first port of call - more of a text, wait, wait more, text again, book someone else... and eventually hear from her days later.


But, my god she is a great fuck. Takes it in the arse like no one else. So I'm not going to give up just yet.

Agreed!
I've booked her twice
The first was spectacular, the second very good

As great as she is, the near impossibility of getting hold of her, and her recent price hike and ridiculous, completely unnecessary implants means, as great as she can be,  I won't ever book her again

[Bassman]

I do have a massive soft spot for Lucy - and her pissing is amazing - but, fuck, she is a pain in the arse to get hold of. A week and a half is the record so far - and apparently I'm one of her regulars! Takes the mick really. And it's why she's no longer my first port of call - more of a text, wait, wait more, text again, book someone else... and eventually hear from her days later.


But, my god she is a great fuck. Takes it in the arse like no one else. So I'm not going to give up just yet.

I wonder if she's busy or just flaky.

She messed me about and as much as I'd love to sample her service I don't think I can be bothered.

[king tarzan]

I wonder if she's busy or just flaky.

She messed me about and as much as I'd love to sample her service I don't think I can be bothered.

My friend uses her and has told me she is a dirty filthy HARDCORE SEX ADDICT!
I have not bothered with her due to her being short in height...

[Ozy84]

My friend uses her and has told me she is a dirty filthy HARDCORE SEX ADDICT!
I have not bothered with her due to her being short in height...

Wtf? 

[Bassman]

My friend uses her and has told me she is a dirty filthy HARDCORE SEX ADDICT!
I have not bothered with her due to her being short in height...

it sure how that relates to my comment you quoted man lol

Still how can she be so bad with comms. I think she is just flaky.

Then again, having a good idea how much her apartment rent is I wouldn't be surprised if she is busy. And probably why she's taking cash for filming lol.

[king tarzan]

it sure how that relates to my comment you quoted man lol

Still how can she be so bad with comms. I think she is just flaky.

Then again, having a good idea how much her apartment rent is I wouldn't be surprised if she is busy. And probably why she's taking cash for filming lol.

My friend has mentioned her apartment is really plush..
Look average on outside but once he got in it was absolutely awesome..

[mace-window]

Ive given up on this woman... I wanted to experience her pissing as I plugged her asshole but many many many many many calls to book unanswered my patience wore thin.

Shame.

Yeah I am in the same position. I was about to see her ages ago but she cancelled our meeting day before. I am close to not seeing her again but reading reviews like this one is making me want to try and call her again.

[king tarzan]

Yeah I am in the same position. I was about to see her ages ago but she cancelled our meeting day before. I am close to not seeing her again but reading reviews like this one is making me want to try and call her again.

I have had no experience with her at all
But going on my friends experiences with her she is awesome the best sex he has ever had
Going by his encounters just try a few more times..

[BillGoldberg]

I wonder if she's busy or just flaky.

She messed me about and as much as I'd love to sample her service I don't think I can be bothered.

Both, I'd say describe her well

Very busty, very flaky

[Tommy_73]

...she is a dirty filthy HARDCORE SEX ADDICT!

Aren't we all?

[mcgee121]

Very busty, very flaky

I think she is very choosy and very disorganized.  A lot of the busy SPs take advanced bookings.  I tried to test the waters by booking her for half an hour but she said she was busy and doesn't take advanced bookings no longer than 4-7 days I think.  She was friendly in her responses but I could tell she didn't care about losing a half an hour appointment.  So it is obvious to me that she will bump 1 hour appointments for those that want to see her for longer.  She has been in the game long enough to organize her diary for periods longer than a week.  After all, being an escort is her full time gig.

I'm not really into milfs (I highly doubt she is 26) so would find it hard to part with £200 an hour unless she was a real head turner. 

[Tommy_73]

Oh yeah she's very disorganised. I had a booking with her and bumped into her in the street as I was on my to her place. She'd been to the gym, knew she had a booking with me - guess she'd decided that the gym was more important. She then kept me waiting nearly an hour. I would have gone elsewhere but it was getting late and organising another girl really didn't appeal.

It's a shame really, she's a lovely, quite open person - had a nice relaxed chat and drink with her in the end and was with her for much longer than I'd initially planned.

I was hoping to arrange a couple of hours with her this week - but it's unlikely to happen given her performance at the moment.

Luckily there are plenty of other willing girls in london.

[claretandblue]

I see she has put up some more close up HQ full size pictures on her awank.

Fair play to her for doing that and if she is busy good luck to her,those new pictures end any lingering debate on how attractive,or not  , she is.

Her fanclub who raved about how beautiful she is should be feeling more than a little sheepish!

[bbois77]

Facially unappealing, even less so financially, horrific combo IMVHO

 

[claretandblue]

Facially unappealing, even less so financially, horrific combo IMVHO

 

Indeed,if you ever need a good laugh just have a good read through some of her positive reviews, and marvel at the language used to describe her 

[Type_O_Negative]

Plenty of mugs ready to shell out 200GBP. It's beyond me.

[Brazilian Martian]

Indeed,if you ever need a good laugh just have a good read through some of her positive reviews, and marvel at the language used to describe her 

When I've read some of the reviews I thought eva mendes was being discussed  only to see its not her

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[claretandblue]

When I've read some of the reviews I thought eva mendes was being discussed  only to see its not her

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If only,I look about as similar to eva mendes as she does 

[puntingpumping1920]

Her prices are way too high for her looks considering the competition out there

[claretandblue]

Her prices are way too high for her looks considering the competition out there

I said exactly that in my review back in may 2016,unfortunately I was the sole voice of reason back then amongst a sea of deluded knights 

[a1b2]

In my review I wrote she was above average good looking.   I didn't say beautiful.  Trying to be diplomatic.   

But I think the main reason punters like her is because of her services and attitude when in the room with her.  You are basically going to get fucked.  You may think you are fucking her but it's the opposite. And it's non stop and it's loads of services.  Yes expensive but it's better than paying £100 for a shit punt elsewhere.

[BillGoldberg]

I said exactly that in my review back in may 2016,unfortunately I was the sole voice of reason back then amongst a sea of deluded knights 

you are always the 'sole voice of reason' within any thread MATE
 

[hendrix]

Her prices are way too high for her looks considering the competition out there

Who?

I've only seen her twice back in the £150 days,  but thought she delivered an excellent service. Who is the competition for service? I mean anal, extreme facefucking, no flinch facial, proper rimming, rough sex and pissing.

People moan about price and nearly always fail to name an actual alternative

[Tommy_73]

Agreed - fantastic service. Not cheap but then it's her choice what to charge. And people are willing to pay for something above and beyond the norm. Myself included.

But I've given up on her now. Impossible to book and flakey timekeeping. I expect better when I'm paying those sort of prices. Shame really as I've really enjoyed visiting her.