Why a second punting phone is essential

[Seasoned Vet]

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What an utter b****

In this day an age you can pick up a smartphone from 30 quid from most supermarkets

[CoolTiger]

Jade Crawford, 23, advertised her services on seedy escorting website AdultWork.com using the name 'ChantelleEK'.

[sparkus]

I think I'd be more suicidal having punted that or even booked it in the first place.

[sparkymark0001]

Why on earth would anyone book her? She is a right mess!

[sparkus]

Jade Crawford, 23, advertised her services on seedy escorting website AdultWork.com using the name 'ChantelleEK'.

"seedy" - are there more reputable/upstanding ones?

[sparkus]

Why on earth would anyone book her? She is a right mess!

It's the wilds of Scotland, us down here forget how spoilt we are by comparison.

[sparkymark0001]

Maybe i should move to Scotland, id save a fortune!

[sparkus]

Maybe i should move to Scotland, id save a fortune!

If Taggart taught me anything, it's that there's 'saunas' in the bigger cities.

[george r]

looks like she has overdone it on the mars bars in batter ? 

[Matrix]

If Taggart taught me anything, it's that there's 'saunas' in the bigger cities.

Stick to Edinburgh unless you want an unpleasant surprise in them. The only city to still have straight saunas. Police only raid the Heterosexual ones. Can't imagine why. 

[shagmore]

I think I'd be more suicidal having punted that or even booked it in the first place.

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Right utter munter. God knows what his wife must have looked like 

[Autopunter]

Jade Crawford, 23, advertised her services on seedy escorting website AdultWork.com using the name 'ChantelleEK'.

Adultwork isn't seedy, its badly designed and run. Someone ought to have a word with the DM about its choice of words...

Also, a newspaper whose sidebar is literally covered in semi-nude 'celebrities' tarting it up in exchange for some positive press coverage doesn't really have a leg to stand on when it comes to criticizing AW. At least the females on AW don't just tease internet saddos with glimpses of their breasts in order to make a living selling clothes or whatever it is they supposedly do.

[Cotswold knight]

Where's she from Muntersville that is fuck ugly 

[thefoxman]

Surprised to see the website name mentioned so prominently ( papers usually just say "escort website")
- I imagine a lot of readers suddenly checking out adultwork.com !

[finn5555]

Fucking hell she is gross 

[Jimmyredcab]

Fucking hell she is gross 

Agree, one fat pig.     

[IrishBob]

Surprised to see the website name mentioned so prominently ( papers usually just say "escort website")
- I imagine a lot of readers suddenly checking out adultwork.com !

No such thing as bad publicity

[scutty brown]

I've seen her before

Hanging off the side of those tugboats on the Clyde

[Jay189]

Seedy? 

[lustforlife]

Once gave a girl my real name and she turned out to be a nutter - she appeared on this site when she was in the news for an assault charge. Managed to quietly distance myself from her 

That's why my ground rules now are have a second phone, don't give out your real name and don't invite the girls back to your own house

[Malvolio]

Seedy? 

That's a fair description - there are some pretty desperate-looking women on AW.

[Anadin]

The title of this thread kinda makes it sound like you need a second punting phone, even though you already have one.

[Titti Tatti]

Yes and t h e OP hasn't figured out the real mistake was inviting her to the family home.

[stampjones]

If Taggart taught me anything, it's that there's 'saunas' in the bigger cities.

Glasgow used to be great for saunas which had nothing todo with anything other than getting your rocks off. Not sure what its like these days as ZIm a london boy these days

[ManOFSteel]

Each to their own but    it must be really scarce in that part of Scotland in you have to fork out money for her.

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[manc36]

Sweet Jesus the state of that thing.

That man needs help .

[sparkus]

Every time I log on to UKP there's the image of sexy.gabby of Glasgow and her ample flanks beaming down from the absurdity that is UKE.  So it's no like there's nae Scots burds to choose from, ye ken?

[munterhunter]

Well hopefully 6 months on prison food and she'll lose some of that blubber...and also the tendency to blackmail punters!

[curry]

She has previous as well she was caught a while back doing similar stuff.



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[sparkus]

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Another AW girl who I'd never punt (£140 an hour?!) who outed a former client, albeit one of major media interest.

Just looked him up, seems to have been promoted a few times since then.

[sean70]

She should paying punters to get a fuck .... fucking gross!

[bigmanbigman]

Fat pig.

[a_test_person]

I think this is more to do with him being a total moron:

arranged to meet up with her at his Lanarkshire home.

Punting at his family home.  What a bellend 

[sparkus]

I think this is more to do with him being a total moron:

Punting at his family home.  What a bellend 

I've had a few offers over the years to do that (with very well-established regulars) and I can't think for a second what on earth would possess me to do it.

Would make for an interesting convo with the neighbour while he's watering his plants for the fiftieth time that day...

[a_test_person]

I've had a few offers over the years to do that (with very well-established regulars) and I can't think for a second what on earth would possess me to do it.

Would make for an interesting convo with the neighbour while he's watering his plants for the fiftieth time that day...

Might have told this story before, but a girl I knew before I started punting became a WG. Visiting one punter at home his wife walked in whilst they were upstairs with her clothes all over the downstairs living room.  She grabbed her shit and legged it.

I'm sure a psychiatrist might say he wanted to be caught.

[sparkus]

It's precisely the fear of post-act blackmail which has deterred me from even contemplating it. A similar fear reared its head with a random civvy encounter, the house was empty but I wouldn't have been keen on her knowing where I live and the fact I was attached.

This does remind me of when I did have to stay living with an ex (flat deposit etc.) And started seeing someone else. Only did it with her in the bed shared with ex the once as I couldn't concentrate doing her doggy as she passed comment on all my ex's stuff around us.

[coolio666]

Yet another reason why you should have a punting phone and keep that in your workplace. 

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[Lalalaveets]

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What an utter b****

In this day an age you can pick up a smartphone from 30 quid from most supermarkets

She's Polish. They're barbaric and heartless people