Your best unattainable hotlist?

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I suggest this thread as a listing of real working ladies you spot on AW, that you would love to put on your hotlist but you will never manage to meet them as they are 200 miles away or only do outcall and you can only do incall, or for whatever reason they are unattainable.

I also hope that it will promote tolerance of our varied tastes for old and young, fat and slim, black and white and more of all the human variations on our planet.

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[shagmore]

She does BB, are you fucking kidding me.

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She's not unattainable HP.... Just email her a greggs bakers season ticket that's only redeemable at your local branch..... she'll be down in a flash 

On subject... that hayley lass at t'other end of the country

[Danger!WillRobinson]

She does BB, are you fucking kidding me.

The OP has form in preferring ladies who provide that service...

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On subject... that hayley lass at t'other end of the country

Glad someone is 'on subject'. Link please,
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HP

[shagmore]

The OP has form in preferring ladies who provide that service...

Fair dues, if he wants to play like that up to him. His life   

[Catmann]

Physically this one is just what i'm looking for, but bristol is just too far unfortunately..
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Of concern though is the fact she places and weird emphasis on her 'partner' (pimp?) In her profile...

[Edd67]

A couple who I'd love to see, but are too far away. Sad Panda

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[vw]

On subject... that hayley lass at t'other end of the country

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HP

There yo go hp.   

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[threechilliman]

There yo go hp.   

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Yeah, she's one I'd like to have seen. Sadly, she might as well be on the moon.

[Adon]

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For me it's Diana hart, would love to book her.

[threechilliman]

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For me it's Diana hart, would love to book her.

Blimey, one on a UHL that I've actually podged.

[Adon]

Blimey, one on a UHL that I've actually podged.

You're a lucky man TCM

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There yo go hp.   

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Yep.... that's her 

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For me it's Diana hart, would love to book her.

Whatever you do, don't mention prices to her and don't mention you've been talking to me neither 

[Adon]

Whatever you do, don't mention prices to her and don't mention you've been talking to me neither 

haha the issue isn't the price as i've seen someone who charges the same rate, but i don't have an AW account hence can't book her, but I think she's only taking bookings from those she's seen before anyway so that's why she's on this list  I'll be sure to keep your name all underwrapped if i ever get the chance to meet her 

[shagmore]

Why are these all unattainable?

Its not as if they are asking £1000 per hour, and also this country is not exactly large so travelling is not an issue, if its someone you really want then go for, life is to short to just look at the present, unwrap it as well.

If it was sill money and the other side of the world I could understand, but really to far...

Train services are decent (someone may contradict this, I have not been on public transport for years)

Go for it

[threechilliman]

Why are these all unattainable?

Its not as if they are asking £1000 per hour, and also this country is not exactly large so travelling is not an issue, if its someone you really want then go for, life is to short to just look at the present, unwrap it as well.

If it was sill money and the other side of the world I could understand, but really to far...

Train services are decent (someone may contradict this, I have not been on public transport for years)

Go for it

Thats OK then. I'll head down to Portsmouth to see Hayley. All day of a job but I'm sure you'll come up with a cover story for me.

Simple minds......

[shagmore]

Thats OK then. I'll head down to Portsmouth to see Hayley. All day of a job but I'm sure you'll come up with a cover story for me.

Simple minds......

Yep, your gran (substitute any relative applicable) has been taken ill, an on her death bed and won't make Christmas

Or you have  a bout of the man flue going round, that way you can have more than 1 day off and get some serious shagging in

Simples

[Punterenas]

Heard amazing things about Lana Lust. Not on her list of regs so will never get the blue moon email to say she's working.

[Rockhead]

Right now mine would be sexxy.gabby - Spanish girl usually based in Glasgow; quite active on UKE.

Cute girl with amazing natural breasts.

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Why are these all unattainable?

Its not as if they are asking £1000 per hour, and also this country is not exactly large so travelling is not an issue, if its someone you really want then go for, life is to short to just look at the present, unwrap it as well.

If it was sill money and the other side of the world I could understand, but really to far...

Train services are decent (someone may contradict this, I have not been on public transport for years)

Go for it

Leading a complex self-employed working life with a missus who has a complex working life I still manage to find time for 'away-hours' but never away-days unless my work takes me away but that does not happen often and rarely to the north. So UK may not be as big as Australia but there are still ladies on my HL who are too far away.

Thanks as ever for joining in the spirit of fun which I view as an essential aspect of punting.

[threechilliman]

Yep, your gran (substitute any relative applicable) has been taken ill, an on her death bed and won't make Christmas

Or you have  a bout of the man flue going round, that way you can have more than 1 day off and get some serious shagging in

Simples

You really don't get it do you?

[qetzl]

Right now mine would be sexxy.gabby - Spanish girl usually based in Glasgow; quite active on UKE.

Cute girl with amazing natural breasts.

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Shame she's away just now, and apparently will be for a little while

[qetzl]

Oh, as for my unattainable: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only .
Haley has already been mentioned, next for me is Rhona. She's not out of my price range but she's just a trek from Edinburgh and I couldn't justify the travel.

As an aside: unattainable as well is a good asian in Scotland, apparently. I just want a young chinese girl with an honest profile and at market rates. They apparently don't exist here.

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Oh, as for my unattainable: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only .
Haley has already been mentioned, next for me is Rhona. She's not out of my price range but she's just a trek from Edinburgh and I couldn't justify the travel.

As an aside: unattainable as well is a good asian in Scotland, apparently. I just want a young chinese girl with an honest profile and at market rates. They apparently don't exist here.

what an interesting profile and Amazon gift list, never saw anything like it, good choice mister qetzl (and what an interesting ID you have).

[MarkR]

Too far away....Alicexinwonderland
Tours but wouldn't do my roleplay....Skylah Rhodes

Sorry couldn't do the links on my phone

[Stiltskin]

You really don't get it do you?

So he's either single or his partner is very gullible.

"Hang on didn't your granny die 10 years ago?!", "err yes, this is my other granny". "Ahh that's ok then".

[threechilliman]

So he's either single or his partner is very gullible.

"Hang on didn't your granny die 10 years ago?!", "err yes, this is my other granny". "Ahh that's ok then".

Indeed.

[DrConners]

Most unattainable for me ?

Lydia Capulet - Posts great pictures on UKE - Looks fucking stunning - Good reviews on here.

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Now working for Allure escort agency apparently, but in Newcastle - I'm based in South East   

[SwenyTodd]

I've had introductory chats with a few hot girls on SA but they have requested £500+ for a meet : (

[Phaedrus]

Leading a complex self-employed working life with a missus who has a complex working life I still manage to find time for 'away-hours' but never away-days unless my work takes me away but that does not happen often and rarely to the north. So UK may not be as big as Australia but there are still ladies on my HL who are too far away.

Thanks as ever for joining in the spirit of fun which I view as an essential aspect of punting.

HP, forgive me for commenting here, I understand that you don’t mind taking the risk of Bareback for yourself but you also have a missus? Assuming that you and her still have a sex life, I sincerely hope that you have considered the moral implications and that she is not also at risk.

[Phaedrus]

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Too far for me to travel and expensive for up north but very very hot.

[threechilliman]

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Too far for me to travel and expensive for up north but very very hot.

I feel insulted that you class West Midlands as North. Mind you, anything north of London....

[Home Alone]

Why are these all unattainable?

Its not as if they are asking £1000 per hour, and also this country is not exactly large so travelling is not an issue, if its someone you really want then go for, life is to short to just look at the present, unwrap it as well.

If it was sill money and the other side of the world I could understand, but really to far...

Train services are decent (someone may contradict this, I have not been on public transport for years)

Go for it

+1.

As a retired bloke with no work [obvs] or family commitments, I agree with this.

If I'm planning a mini-break within the UK, I usually factor 'punting availability & budget' into the planning process. I'm not saying that I'd have a short holiday just so I could take a girl off my HL, but once I've made up my mind to visit somewhere, then I'll always check our Regional Reviews Board before I set off.

And why not?! 

[Redhead Lover]

Top girl has to be Hayley in Portsmouth External Link/Members Only 

If I'm ever down on the south coast, I'll have to make a visit, pounding her until my dick breaks. 

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