1. Wrecking the mood (this has to be conscious action) by doing things like saying "don't touch me" etc. Idiot, you're only making your own job harder!
2. Working when they are on the rag, and shoving a sponge or something up their twat so you "won't notice" (
); mmmh, nothing turns me on more than a SP wincing in pain when I try to have sex with her, or to start plowing away and banging the head of my dick against whatever she's jammed up there. Just offer oral and/or anal only on your profile for a few days FFS.
3. Not saying what your house number is, and overbooking yourself, so one punter ends up hanging around the area looking like a twat, waiting for the SP to text them back (or walks).
4. Sending your pimp/bf to pick the punter up instead of just giving directions to your house (this happened to me up in the NE, and wondering if I'm about to be robbed is not my favourite memory).
5. Casually announcing that every stage of the shag is an extra, and killing the mood by repeatedly stopping to stuff the cash somewhere. For me this is the ultimate no-no that guarantees a bad review and no return visit. Strange I know, but being treated like an ATM is more dehumanizing to me than being messed around or talked down too.
So yeah, if it wasn't for all the good memories from 95% of my punts, I'd totally stop doing this shit.