Tessa (London Privé) - Mayfair

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Location: Apartment in Mayfair. Nice enough.

Fee: £600 for 1 hr

Girl: Very pretty face - had great eyes. Great body with v nice boobs (not sure if real). Was a rom (not German as per profile). Good english and fairly friendly. A bit weird but perhaps to be expected from a rom.

Service: Utterly atrocious. Spent 10 minutes chatting and I had to move things on. Poor DFK and OWC (both listed on her profile). Had sex for like 2 minutes and she said that she wanted to finish me off with a handjob. I jerked myself off as she clearly wasn't in to it. She very quickly moved to the living room (presumably to preempt my attempt to have intercourse again).

Will I return: Nope! I left a review on the agency's site but they didn't post it. I will therefore not be using the agency and would advise against anyone else using the agency.

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All these agencies are the same unless you're a big spender
 

[Payyourwaymate]

Thanks for the review. You seem to be on a pretty bad streak man, hopefully it turns around soon.