Dates: 23rd of June and 2nd of September 2017.
Location: Sudbury and North Wembley.
Duration: 1 hour.
Services: FK, OWO, CIM & Facial.
I remember seeing Lola many moons ago in 2011 or 2012 when she came on the punting scene. She barely knew any English.
Fast forward 5.5 years later and she’s back.
Looked much hotter than she previously looked so i thought why not.
Arranged everything by phone call for a 9pm meet but she fucked me over. Had me waiting outside for 90 minutes like a prick! At first she said she needed 10–15 more minutes but this went on for a whole freaking hour.
Had no back up plan and I didn’t wanna go home empty handed. Every minute that went by felt like a lifetime and I grew increasingly more angry. So at 10:30 I finally decided to leave but as I was walking back who do I get a call from? Her. Asking me where was I and if I’m ready to come in? When I get into her flat she had all her neighbours outside drinking and laughing and I felt humiliated. She tried to brush it off as nothing but i was far from happy. I asked her what kind of cruel joke is this to leave a punter waiting 90 minutes and not give a valid reason. She looked at me dumbfounded.
The punt itself was ok. In fact it was shit. She was so placid I would get more out of fucking my couch then her.
Her hygiene was on point and her body is highly appealing but no drive or umph from her what so ever. It was a chore to convince her to cum in her mouth when we agreed to these services beforehand!
I ended up seeing her a few more times over the course of 3 months and thankfully she got better.
We became friends well sort of and she upped her game considerably.
But then she had to fuck me over again and this is where I drew the line.
Arranged to see her at 1 am one evening and she agreed so I walked 3 miles to get to hers only for her to see another client first. Some prick who just beat me to the door, to get in before me and have his fun. I looked at her with shock and disbelief she could see I was about to flip so she calmly told me to wait and that this guy only booked a 15 minute session. The guy was standing behind her with the most pathetic grin on his face. I swear I wanted to chop his nuts off!
I waited 15 minutes only for her to call me and tell me she had to cancel and go to bed cos the landlord was complaining about the noise.
She then treated me like a mug and promised that the next time i book her i will have it for free guaranteed!
The next morning i arranged to see her as soon as possible and she got me to come round at 9pm! When i wanted to see her at 12 noon! She then lies about the promise and tells me she can’t give me a free session despite being the one to suggest it! I don’t care who you are what you do but don’t ever make promises you can’t keep otherwise it backfires and makes you look bad!
During our sessions she just hits the spot! Great owo, takes a pounding like a cow and facial and cim is a dream come true.
The look of contempt on her face makes it even better. As she sucks me off for round 2 she asks me who’s my favourite punt to which I tell her it’s not her. She immediately becomes moody with me.
So the 2nd pop came after so much frustration. She deliberately toned down her technique cos i didn’t tell her she was my favourite. Yeah this chick has issues to say the least. Anyway so 2nd pop down in her mouth hop in the shower and get ready to leave.
I thought back to when she had me waiting outside for 90 minutes like a begger, fobbing me off for another prick she booked for the same time as me And also promising a free pass but withdrawing it for no reason, this all become too much bullshit for me to take.
I reached fever pitch my blood was boiling.
I became so livid at how she treated me and I didn’t know why especially after all the phone calls we had where she wold tell me about her personal dramas and talk about her kids.
I felt like I was being taken for a right mug so as im about to leave i push her back into the bed and reach for the money. I run as fast as I can and jump straight out off the door. She couldn’t come after me as she was only in a towel.
I did what I had to do. She did not earn that money. It was mines to take!
She fucked me over more than once and had the audacity to lie about giving it to me for free. She got what she deserved. She should consider this compensation for mistreating a client. Badly.
You can all say what you want about how fucked up I am or that I fabricated another review but I don’t care. Go ask her yourself she will happily tell you that she hates my guts and that she blocked me.
I don’t care. It is what it is.
That’s the end of it.
Happy punting.
Verdict: Sometimes bitches make me mad. So i put them in their place.
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