Advice Sought

[Cupid Stuntz]

The woman you want is not necessarily a WG.

Before I retired I ran an engineering company. Many of our suppliers had female sales reps, who tended to be as sexy as hell and usually knew it. They would dress in a "you can look but not touch" kind of way. It was quite simple - a short skirt and boobs threatening to burst out of a tight top going into a predominantly male environment got them sales. I freely admit I often gave them more time than was necessary.

So if you can locate one of those, it might well close your deal.

This is exactly the same as selling car spares. If you're a garage or mechanic who needs parts delivered to their premises and there are several suppliers in the area charging roughly the same price you'll go for the one with the fit female delivery drivers over the one with a middle aged blokes. Sex sells. Good luck OP.

[Marmalade]

Can potentially backfire if the client gets EAS -type hots for the prossie.

[Randy Mcknob]

It's a shame he doesn't drink.  Slip him a rohypnol & have him come to in a hotel room/stationary cupboard with a pair of used panties in his pocket, lipstick on his collar and a sheepish feeling.  Could save you money and hassle.

[Delfrommem]

In my business dealings over the years, this kind of scenario arose many times. It's simply a matter of stroking the client's ego (to start with, anyway). I had a client who I used to take to lap dancing bars to 'celebrate' a good deal. We could drop 2 or 3 grand easily in a night. It got to the stage when negotiations got tough, I would remind him that the chance of another 'evening out' was not to be missed. It worked every time.
All this and I was selling ..... Johnnie Walker Blue Label! (other whiskies are available). Mind you, he was a £10m a year customer.

I moved into a new job and my replacement was a VERY attractive girl, I mean really hot. You know, £300 an hour hot. I got a call from the customer 6 months after I left. He wanted me to come back as he missed our gentlemen's evenings. He said the new girl had nicer tits than me but he preferred my way of doing business!

Of course this goes on, regardless of quality of service/product. A pretty girl, a lap dancing bar, a hooker - all varying degrees of the same scenario.

To the OP, if you find the right SP, offer to pay her double her hourly rate (on the firm, of course), keep it as your little secret, then fuck her afterwards as a reward to yourself for being such a cunning bastard. How I miss the cut and THRUST of business!

Yes, my advise would be on these lines.
Why doesn't the OP take his client to Las Vegas by private jet and hire Bette Midler to do a private burlesque routine for the evening? She could probably introduce him to Siegfried and Roy.


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Gee whiz I'd love to be in business with Oxford Gent.

Can you get me an interview?

[socks]

I know I've been tough to deal with but send me that office girl and a whore and I'll give it serious thought.

Well, where are these bitches? No damsels? No deal!

[bukowski]

you assume far to much, why am i always last up on here.   

good luck any way,  a fool and his life are easily parted.

there are many ways of doing business
some look smart, some look dumb to the outsider

you can't assume you know what's best in other folks situations
especially ones that you don't know anything about


if you want to see a good example of how successful you can be whilst doing everything `wrong`
just take a look across the pond at the guy currently in the top job

[pking_paul]

there are many ways of doing business
some look smart, some look dumb to the outsider

you can't assume you know what's best in other folks situations
especially ones that you don't know anything about


if you want to see a good example of how successful you can be whilst doing everything `wrong`
just take a look across the pond at the guy currently in the top job

Business is business, and big business is often as not more to do with relationships than product or service.  God knows how much of this really goes on but one thing for sure - it does!

[stevethebroker]

I say go for it bring a bit of eye candy with you. If all it is is eye candy I cant see any harm, it will keep him interested during the meet so he's not thinking of what he can do instead of the meeting.

You could end up not closing the deal anyway but I doubt it would have anything to do with something you did or did not do.
If you don't close the deal then you could just go on a punt with said girl after the business meet knowing full well the guy was ogling her all during the meet and you get to sleep with her.

[bukowski]

I used to work in a place where everyone was a dirty dog
And All the clients were dirty dogs too

That sort of thing would have had no tricky outcomes ever

Next place I went to we all went out clubbing
and I behaved badly thinking It was all the same there
and everyone thought I was a madman

Had to do a re-set

Point is
It's not universally the right or wrong thing to do

Sometimes it works well and alls good
But you have to know pretty well how the land lies to risk it

[notcalledchris]

I had a client once who asked for a hooker
Booked and paid a top one
Booked and paid a hotel room
He went round there after we'd been to dinner and drinks etc
She rang me after half an hour to say
he'd just chatted to her for 15 mins and then fucked off

I think he got cold feet about his 'exposure' even though me and him
were thick as thieves (we weren't thieves)

We never discussed it again

I sincerely hope you banged her just to get your money's worth

[bukowski]

I sincerely hope you banged her just to get your money's worth

Annoyingly I was almost at home by then and didn't have the time to get back out there.

Huge waste as she was pretty hot

Like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas would look
if she was shorter, curvier and from Essex

[cueball]

Like Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas would look
if she was shorter, curvier and from Essex

So basically, she didn't look like fergie from the black eyed peas 

Anybody else she doesn't look like? 

[tantric talents]

There are agencies who specialise in providing pretty girls for short term exhibition and promotional work. Shouldn't be too hard to google a couple in your area.

[oxfordgent]

thanks all. even the comments that are not useful at all. A couple of you have very kindly pointed me in the right direction for the service required. 

[TPreston]

The cock measuring contest on this thread     

"No I've done more business than YOU"

[mrpeterman]

Without knowing your business or industry and I'm not asking ide say it comes down to risk vs reward, and usually risk outweighs the rewards in this instance

Unless you know the guy is a punter/player you risk alienating him and possibly him sharing your practices with other clients

I go away with work quite a bit and I always weigh up where when how I punt, some times it's a simple dank in the room the risks are too high

I would seriously consider your actions and any potential risks before you progress

[MaxDeane]

Currently developing a new business, one of the other directors is a new acquaintance, early 50's, never married, serial entrepreneur, Ferrari driver, a complete 'TWAT' IMHO.

However, when he told me a storey about the sale of his first business, I couldn't help but believe him. He'd been in negotiations for months with a large 'household' name company to by the firm and they just couldn't agree on his exit package, they had tried all the nicey nicey talks over meals, even treated him to a day at Palmer Sport while discussing business, great day for any petrol-head.

Finally agreed terms over dinner in a fancy London hotel with a board director of the purchasing company, he had agreed to forego some back claim and the other guy had paid for a suite in the hotel and 2 WG's for the evening.

This shit definitely happens it's about knowing what buttons to push.