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External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI've had my eye on this trans girl for a while and decided to take the plunge this week, paying £150 for an hour with her. To summarise, Esmerelda is a real beauty – she looks even better than her pictures. She did everything I asked for, including giving me a rough ass-pounding, but there was very little rapport between us, no feeling of intimacy and at times it felt mechanical. It didn't help that she speaks almost no English, but she admits that on her profile.
Comms: entirely by text message. After my train was held up I warned her I would be 10 minutes late and she said it was no problem. I texted to say I was outside and she remotely opened the external door without me having to buzz the room.
Location: posh flat in a new-ish high-rise block near Ilford town centre. Sparkling clean bathroom with fresh towel, choice of shower gels and she started the water running for me. The bedroom had a very welcome air-con unit standing on a chair. The bed was two singles pushed together but dressed as a double. I was aware of the divide but didn't fall down it!
Girl: The first impression when Esmerelda opened the door was very, very good. She seems younger than in her profile photos, which is rare in my experience. Maybe not the 27 on her profile, but I'd been expecting someone nearly 40 and I don't think she's far into her 30s. She was wearing the leather-look mini-dress from the video on the Birchplace profile (screen grab below). Her long dark hair is a thing of beauty in itself. Her cock, when it got hard, was not as big as I had expected from reading the one previous UKP review. Maybe 6.5 inches with an average girth. Just about right for me to deep-throat without gagging.
Services: Just a little bit of French kissing. She did it but did not seem keen, never initiated it and there were no intimate cuddles. We did OWO both ways including 69. She fucked me in doggy and on my back, I briefly fucked her in cowgirl, she fucked me in prone-bone then doggy, complete with ass-slapping and holding me tightly around the neck. I rimmed her, she came in my mouth, gave me more oral then wanked me to the finishing line.
Action: after my shower we kissed standing up and it felt, well... awkward. I'm an older guy with a white beard and she was clearly unable to pretend that she had the hots for me. After less than a minute she asked if I was top, bottom or verr-sah-teel (answer: versatile), motioned me on to the bed and stripped naked for action.
Things progressed in the order listed above and the one fluent English phrase she has mastered enough to repeat many times is "open mouth wider, no teeth". I've sucked a cock or two in my time and it's the first time I've been told off for that. Bit off-putting, TBH.
Esmerelda's cock slipped into me with no pain whatsoever but I got a surprise when we changed positions. She gave her rubber-clad cock a wet-wiping then shoved it into my mouth to get her back up to full mast. First time I've done ass-to-mouth. Luckily I'd douched. She did the same thing again a bit later.
Thanks to a blue pill, a cock ring and no alcohol before the event, I was able to get hard enough to fuck her in cowgirl for a few minutes. We never got into a good rhythm, though. She asked me to switch to doggy but when I plopped out I was at half-mast and couldn't get back into her ass. Did she wet-wipe the condom and suck me back to life? No. She suggested that she fuck me again. I accepted.
I asked for prone-bone because I've enjoyed it many times in the past, but she couldn't seem to settle into it and got me to switch to doggy. She began slapping my ass really hard, which I liked, and I told her pound me as hard as she could and hold me round the throat (I'm such a sub slut!) She did this very well and at one point I thought I was going to have my first hands-free cum in at least a decade. If that had worked this would have been a positive review despite all the other niggles. She kept pounding away even harder when I asked her to but, alas, the feeling passed.
She came in my mouth after I'd rimmed her, sucked her with a finger up her ass, then let her wank on to my tongue. There were only a few drops in the end. I have the same problem if I don't save it up for a few days.
She finished me off with her mouth then her hand, and although the build-up felt good and I had three days' worth of cum to unload, it was one of those awful orgasms where the bite of pleasure just doesn't happen. Not her fault, but that was a real disappointment.
We were 40 minutes in at this point and it was clear that she regarded the sex as finished. I didn't want to continue anyway, but her presumption annoyed me. I told her I would just relax for a while. She sat on the edge of the bed (a better escort would have cuddled up next to me) and we made slow conversation. She seemed to understand me but I didn't understand much of what she replied.
After five minutes I took another shower and went on my way. I wasn't sure whether to write this as a high neutral or a low positive but I recall that when walking back down Ilford High Street afterwards I didn't feel good about it at all. So neutral it is.
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