DIY penis enlargement

[Bangers and Gash]

Has anyone tried any of the much publicised penis pumps, pills, gels or stretchy techniques, and have they been a success/failure/money pit?

Just for the record - I'm hung like Frankel, so it's just purely for information purposes you understand.   

Cheers fellas.

[Brazilian Martian]

Has anyone tried any of the much publicised penis pumps, pills, gels or stretchy techniques, and have they been a success/failure/money pit?

Just for the record - I'm hung like Frankel, so it's just purely for information purposes you understand.   

Cheers fellas.

I was thinking you were going along the king tarzan route, calling your Johnson a king lion bar or a Yorkie or Mr truncheon 

[Bangers and Gash]

I was thinking you were going along the king tarzan route, calling your Johnson a king lion bar or a Yorkie or Mr truncheon 

TBH I was going to use 'King Kong' but didn't want to cheapen such an important topic/debate.   

[Type_O_Negative]

Has anyone tried any of the much publicised penis pumps, pills, gels or stretchy techniques, and have they been a success/failure/money pit?

Just for the record - I'm hung like Frankel, so it's just purely for information purposes you understand.   

Cheers fellas.

It's better to write "my friend wanted to know" 

You can make your penis bigger in one way only. A surgery.

[Punter115]

Hung like Frankel ....hahaha......we all believe you ....hahaha....honest!

[fredpunter]

It's better to write "my friend wanted to know" 

You can make your penis bigger in one way only. A surgery.

Bacterial infection or trapping it in a door may have the same effect .... but would put you off using it.

[Bangers and Gash]

You can make your penis bigger in one way only. A surgery.

I remember in the late 80's watching Euro Trash(?) about a US cop who fucked himself up after having silicone and other shit injected into cock to make it bigger - yeah, like that was ever gonna work.

[Shearer1955]

Just fuck dwarfs....they'll think your hung like Frankel...hopefully!

[upnorth62]

Bacterial infection or trapping it in a door may have the same effect .... but would put you off using it.

lol keep the swelling but takeaway  the pain 

[Type_O_Negative]

Human body is strange. You go to the gym and can buff up your muscles. Penis is a muscle. But it doesn't work with it 

[wannabe]

I just look at pictures of naked ladies and it gets bigger.

[Type_O_Negative]

I just look at pictures of naked ladies and it gets bigger.

Have a look at this one. Is your penis still getting bigger?


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[wannabe]

That's no lady.

And not naked either.

[fitasfuck]

This lady volunteered to help me out with my needs! Thought it was our own Lil (of AW fame!) from Birmingham but sadly wasn't 

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[pewpewpew]

I remember seeing a tv show about penis enlargement ages ago and they said that surgery only makes your flaccid cock bigger. Once you get a hard on it's the same as it was before. Plus if they botch the surgery you may never get a hard on again. Not sure if technology has changed since then

[Trial By Fire]

It's like that joke.

Girl said "Who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?"

Myself I replied

[Brazilian Martian]

It's like that joke.

Girl said "Who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?"

Myself I replied

 

[dubs]

Human body is strange. You go to the gym and can buff up your muscles. Penis is a muscle. But it doesn't work with it 

It's not a muscle, it is erectile tissue.

Google jelquing (I think that's the word) if you want to increase the length, and have it shaped like a baseball bat

[nigel4498]

Don't need enlargement.
Prossies are always telling me it's a whopper 

[HKS15]

I know of people who have claimed that Bathmate pumps have grown their dicks. A lot of shemale pornstars use them and have gained noticeable size since, for example Bailey Jay a few years ago was average but hers is now easily 7 inches these days.

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[timsussex]

Many,many years ago I saw my first real porn movie at my older brothers stag night
I was really impressed by the size of dick on the video till someone asked
"Where do they get girls with such tiny heads "


Size is relative

[crfc]

I've only got a four inch dick

 This girl said give me a good twelve inches and make me bleed So I fucked her three times and punched her on the nose

I'm here all week.....

[agentsmith]

I know of people who have claimed that Bathmate pumps have grown their dicks. A lot of shemale pornstars use them and have gained noticeable size since, for example Bailey Jay a few years ago was average but hers is now easily 7 inches these days.

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Apparently Bailey Jay took hormone inhibitors during puberty, once she stopped taking them in her twenties, the hormones kicked in again and puberty resumed, causing growth. 

[fredpunter]

I've only got a four inch dick

 This girl said give me a good twelve inches and make me bleed So I fucked her three times and punched her on the nose

I'm here all week.....

Is that because it takes you that long to earn your bus fare home? 

[pewpewpew]

Don't need enlargement.
Prossies are always telling me it's a whopper 

At the end of a punt when she's left underwhelmed and sexualy frustrated and asks me if I want a massage, I say yes please. An ego massage.

[cash2spare]

I'm not well endowed at all so I make full use of my tongue and always get the thumbs up from the ladies 

[Gordon Bennett]

I saw an item about stretching (jelking?) your willy on telly several years ago. This doc said tightly grip the end and stretch it for 15 seconds to left, to right, up then down. Only a minute a day and works best when warm in shower. Cock would be noticeably longer in six weeks. I thought why not and gave it go.
Did fuck all and I must've pulled too hard cos i ended up with a bruise/welt on me shaft.