Reviews that don't include details on body/sizes etc.

[sparkus]

What is the point?

The service might be A+ but she's not someone's type physically then the next punter is going to consider it a waste of his £££

The usual defences trotted out:

"I'm useless at sizes"
"You can go and see for yourself"

[bedhedred]

I don't know dress sizes and I never quote them in my reviews. I do try to put pictures in where at all possible. 

[Punterperson1971]

What is the point?

The service might be A+ but she's not someone's type physically then the next punter is going to consider it a waste of his £££

The usual defences trotted out:

"I'm useless at sizes"
"You can go and see for yourself"

I know mate if she’s a chunky then just say if she’s like a stick then just say don’t keep people guessing,it’s not rocket science is it

[victor989]

Agreed - I find lack of detail annoying.

On my reviews I always give the dress size. Even an estimate of size is better than nothing. Lack of detail of cost and
general information like when and where the punt took place are also annoying.

[sparkus]

Just to be clear, I'm not expecting the nation's men to suddenly become dab hands with a tape measure and dress size chart.

But as PP71 says, it's not rocket science to say chunky, average or slim.

Some have dug their heels in and refused to say if she was average or busty etc.

I mean, they had a good time and that's all that counts!

[daviemac]

What is the point?

The service might be A+ but she's not someone's type physically then the next punter is going to consider it a waste of his £££

The usual defences trotted out:

"I'm useless at sizes"
"You can go and see for yourself"

Trouble is there's guides available to give an idea of what to include but people don't read them. It doesn't really take a lot to say if the description on the advert was accurate or not, even if you're guessing.

A lot of posters can't even follow the instructions on the 'post new review' page let alone include basic information. Not stating length of time booked and price paid is another favourite. We know prices are on the advert but including it in the review helps keep a check of any increase.



 

[Steely Dan]

What is the point?

The service might be A+ but she's not someone's type physically then the next punter is going to consider it a waste of his £££

The usual defences trotted out:

"I'm useless at sizes"
"You can go and see for yourself"

Name and shame?  Did you reply with this question?  If so, good one.  If not, go for it.

We tried hard a few years back to make the minimum easy to remember.  Best effort was  L L L L & S for link looks location logistics and service.  Not that hard to remember.  I think one day Chris Whitty will say that instead of hands face space.


Dress size is not that hard.  Maybe we need to post pictures like we do for the attractiveness scale.

[tynetunnel]

Perhaps a pro forma form would help, with all the relevant required sections shown, ready to be populated with the necessary info. I deliberately left the duration and price paid info out of a review so it didn’t make me easily identifiable by the WG

[oddson1970]

What is the point?

The service might be A+ but she's not someone's type physically then the next punter is going to consider it a waste of his £££

The usual defences trotted out:

"I'm useless at sizes"
"You can go and see for yourself"

you don't have to be good with dress sizes to give an accurate description....just say if her pics are accurate or whether she is slim ,average build or curvy.If she was a heifer ,you would see that clearly from her pics.A description of body is an essential part of any review IMO

[sparkus]

Perhaps a pro forma form would help, with all the relevant required sections shown, ready to be populated with the necessary info. I deliberately left the duration and price paid info out of a review so it didn’t make me easily identifiable by the WG

Yes, I've often wondered how to do that without coming across as lame and useless to others on here but so many times it's obvious who you'd be.  I think for that we can at least allow some wiggle room (and I do get cross when idiots ask to know when you visited )

The not including crucial deets thing is annoying but perhaps par for the course given several bannings after outbursts of "I don't have to review anyone if I don't want to!" recently.

[Taggart]

I just wish the words ROM appeared in brackets at the end of a FR title. Would save loads of time as I’d just avoid reading them as the punter is always disappointed.

[lamboman]

My dress size guesses would be inaccurate further judging by others reviews of girls I've met their idea of overweight doesn't match mine.

[Blackpool Rock]

What is the point?

The service might be A+ but she's not someone's type physically then the next punter is going to consider it a waste of his £££

The usual defences trotted out:

"I'm useless at sizes"
"You can go and see for yourself"

Agreed my preference is for a petite spinner so if I turn up expecting to punt a size 8 girl and she turns out to be a size 14 then i'm not a happy bunny 

The old i'm useless with sizes is TBH just a bit lame really, surely everyone has some kind of idea of dress size or can at least advise how someone compares to their pics etc

As for go see for yourself why the fuck would I want to try the girl out if i'm 50/50 about whether she's a chunky monkey, IMO it's effectively a B&S

Lost count of the number of times i've looked at a girls pics and thought Hmmm i'm not sure but punted her anyway, I believe that i've been disappointed every single time so tend to bin the girl now, I now also tend to add a dress size or 2 to whatever a profile says.
Also any key words like "Curvy" are an instant red flag

[southcoastpunter]

As for "go see for yourself"

well that suggestion does make writing a review a lot easier:  The template now is ....."she was ok but go see for yourself"!!

(ps - just in case someone doesn't get my humour - its not a serious suggestion)

[lillythesavage]

well that suggestion does make writing a review a lot easier:  The template now is ....."she was ok but go see for yourself"!!

(ps - just in case someone doesn't get my humour - its not a serious suggestion)

We could have a print off question sheet and fill it in at the time to refresh memory, and insist on a full body naked picture before leaving

[Jayj]

It’s all so subjective 

When I consider seeing an SP my criteria isn’t driven buy size, given a choice  I prefer an SP’s to be size 14 or 16 but happy with size 12 or 18 

For me her attitude / persona and ideally her personality are the most important you get some of that from the write up but can only really tell when you meet them.

[snaitram99]

Re dress sizes, I eventually found this, which I posted in 2015 (and again in 2018!) and some people may find useful:

British sizes (all IMHO):

8 = slim (6 = poss. bordering on anorexic)

10 = slim-ish

12 = neither slim nor big

14 = big - ish or curvy

16 = big (but may be a tall girl with a good shape - not often though)

18 or more = definitely big

[l4at]

Can’t you just reply to the OP asking for sizes etc? I know it can be annoying but details can get missed out.

[daviemac]

Can’t you just reply to the OP asking for sizes etc? I know it can be annoying but details can get missed out.

Shouldn't need to, it's basic information that should be included in the review.  It's hardly rocket science to say if you think her description is accurate or not.

Even if you don't read the full guide, the summary gives a good indication as to what should be included.

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[smiths]

Shouldn't need to, it's basic information that should be included in the review.  It's hardly rocket science to say if you think her description is accurate or not.

Even if you don't read the full guide, the summary gives a good indication as to what should be included.

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Absolutely right, it is basic information to give in a review and any reviewer should know some if not many punters want to hear about a WGs size/body, it may be the difference between booking her or not. It doesn't have to be exactly precise but giving an opinion on it is very useful for other punters in my opinion.

Same with rough age, what nationality she says or advertises as, cost and for how long the punt was. Location including giving the first part of the postcode and area it was in. Services agreed and then offered, does she look like her free pics and what her attitude was. This is the info I look for in a review.

[signy]

It's hardly rocket science to say if you think her description is accurate or not.

IMO, this approach is the most useful. Stating how an escort measures up to what we see in her profile, whether in size, looks or whatever, is far more reliable than guessing dress sizes or a subjective assessment of "attractiveness". It also has the advantage of being the easiest to include in a review.

[FiveKnuckles]

coming out of lockdown, it's even more important to mention a SP's shape/size.    Just say slim, chunky, big and if the profile pics look correct.

An example, this WG has been on my HL for a while and was size 8 slim, then her last review says she was 16.    Might be OK if I'm Shallow Hal.   
She's now updated profile to size 14 and hasn't found time to update her pictures. 
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[Steely Dan]

My one other tip is to make statements neutrally.  'She was medium sized' and she 'gave me OWO, sex with condom, but turned down anal'  is MUCH better than 'she looked like her pics' and 'all services offered'.  Profiles go up and down, things change.  Pics change. Just neurally state what you saw and what your experience was.

[daviemac]

My one other tip is to make statements neutrally.  'She was medium sized' and she 'gave me OWO, sex with condom, but turned down anal'  is MUCH better than 'she looked like her pics' and 'all services offered'.  Profiles go up and down, things change.  Pics change. Just neurally state what you saw and what your experience was.

Just to add a little to that, saying 'prices as per website' does nothing to help keep track of price increases.Stating the price paid, including any extras paid for, allows members to look back at what was charged in the past and spot any changes.