From a member famed for his Mills and Boon, and Barbara Cartland plagerism.
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"The template began with the face and body of his favourite guardian of the gates of heaven. A face truly of an angel framed by golden blond hair, voluptuous body, with milky white skin" Unquote.
Then for the benefit of those who had held onto the last of their breakfast, it was followed by......
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"Magnetic Aquamarine eyes, so sparkly, that refracted light into the eyes of men, drawn to her by her beauty, triggering spasms of desire in their loins" Unquote
Loosely translated, I think this meant that he booked a prossy, Gave her some cash, and shagged her.