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Author Topic: Punting Pet Hates - No. 1 Hot Rooms  (Read 5660 times)

Offline ciscoxxx69

1. Being kept waiting - more than 10 mins makes me twitchy. 15 mins and I'm fucking gone
2. Finding out the bird who opens the door took her profile pics 3 years/stone ago
3. Finding out her likes list is inaccurate - notably no DFK and OWO. I don't hire a builder who specialises in plastering to find out he can't plaster. If you say that's what you offer I'll book you on that basis.
4. Clock watching, texting, disinterested and/or clearly doesn't want to be there
5. The smell of stale arse sweat when I'm drilling ala doggie
6. Fake moans and/or claims that you are tooooooo beeeeeeeeeg
7. Trying to charge extra for kissing, eating her fucking minge, OWO, CIM, swallow or anal. As above if I book a builder who specialises in plastering I don't expect the salt of the earth cuntbag to charge me extra for plastering and if he did he'd be out of the fucking door
8. Last minute cancellations that are piss poor. Sorry I can't make I because my mother has been eaten by a shark.
9. A flat or bedroom that resembles a bomb site
10. A bird who lies there like a fucking corpse and doesn't put any fucking minge into it

Fucking Brilliant ! .......pissed myself at that .....proper tears of laughter :lol: :lol: :lol:
Funniest one liner I've read in years - SirFrank you are fast becoming a legend  :drinks:

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Loud Radio does my head in.......particularly Commercial Radio with shit jingles, crap competitions and special offers on Combi drills......Oh, apart from the time the Local News headlines reported someone's Mother being eaten by a Shark.... :D
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Offline mattylondon

Fucking Brilliant ! .......pissed myself at that .....proper tears of laughter :lol: :lol: :lol:
Funniest one liner I've read in years - SirFrank you are fast becoming a legend  :drinks:

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Loud Radio does my head in.......particularly Commercial Radio with shit jingles, crap competitions and special offers on Combi drills......Oh, apart from the time the Local News headlines reported someone's Mother being eaten by a Shark.... :D
Number one pet hate. Prossies who still try the bullshit multiple directions tactic and really think you're going to put up with that!  :dash:

"When you arrive in my post code area, call me. I'll then tell you the exact street to go to. When you get there call me from opposite the phone box. And after that, I'll give you my house number"!  :dash: :dash:

Sorry, I don't put up with that shit any more. Tell me the street and quit fucking around. Door number from there. This is my bottom line. And in fact, as I have exemplary and verifiable feedback, which is pointed out to them, I tend to insist on the exact address these days. They can either like it or lump it. I've plenty of other options, so have no need to pander. Most faced with the prospect of no booking play ball or to be fair, provide the exact address from the start, after a couple of e-mails or phone chat.  :hi:

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I ask for the postcode first of all and then the house number when I reach the street. I hate instructions like stand at the bus stop/post office across the road where I can see you. Just tell me the house number! It's all fun and games.

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

This is one we cannot win on.  In the winter we need warm rooms as people come in from the cold and are getting naked so tend to want a warm to hot room but then when the action begins it gets too hot

As someone else has said they hate cold rooms. 

It is hard to judge the right temperature for a room or how different people prefer it to be so we have to just hope we get it right.  At least if it is too hot the heater can be turned off and a cold air blower can be put on.  If its too cold by the time the heater warms up enough it will be too late

I personally prefer a cool room but did try that and had complaints it was not warm enough to take their clothes off in

The only time we can get it right is on a very hot day and we have the air con on as then it is appreciated (although one or two will still moan)

Thanks for contributing Dani. It's good to hear a girl's perspective and I'm sure you're right when you say you encounter all types.

What I would say is that I think us men are wired differently to ladies in terms of our heat regulation. I would say that 90% of men I know prefer cooler ideal temperatures than ladies. For me, I am most comfortable in a room around 18C/65F. I prefer cooler in summer, say 16C/60F and can cope with 20C/70F (true temp not heating set temp which may be higher) in winter, but some of the rooms I have encountered recently have been circa 25C/77F+.

Now I realise that not all girls are going to put thermometers in their rooms, but a good rule of thumb they might like to observe is men are probably most comfortable in one layer of clothing less than women and I'm not counting knickers and bra as a layer - more true (thin) layers.

With regards your point about men coming in from the cold and preferring hot rooms, I think the vast majority of us (unless we're kept unreasonably waiting with no amenities nearby), probably step straight out of a car or train  to the site and have minimal exposure to the cold. If we do have to walk any great distance then we are already warmed up.

I realise I might be at the cooler end of the preferred temperature scale but hope this helps inform as I really do hate hot stuffy, airless rooms. Thanks.