Sponsor me to F*** as many girls as possible

[Jardent6]

Dear all

I've had a tremendous week of punting and I still have one more punt to write about which I will do so soon.  This habit isn't cheap and I do it for the pleasure but also so you my fellow punters may be well informed .

My dick says yes but my pockets say no . That brings me to this point where I ask would anyone like to sponsor me to carry on this passion of mine ?
Perhaps some of you may want to support me but don't have the finances to do so . Dont worry , if you have a  wife/girlfriend and you'd like to explore cuckolding then that would be of great help too
Feel free to direct message me or rally within this chat . If you don't ask you don't get . 

Happy Punting

P.S feel free to message me if you feel generous and want to support me . Much appreciated

[cotton]

Yeh me too , i want some of that sponsorship money.

Maybe we should form a group and apply for lottery funding 

[BillGoldberg]

I can't wait to sponsor you!!
How do I sign up?

Do you want all of my money or just some of it?
You tell me, please!

Also, do I get to watch for free or would I have to pay for that too?

My real name is Stew Pidmug so look out for that when I send you a pm 

[king tarzan]

I am with a punjabi bank called TATEE PESHAB PADH and I will ask them for a loan so as to i can sponsor you.
I am crossing my fingers that the bank manager Mr Lun Tatey will approve it?
Fingers crossed!!!

[Helloyou75001]

Try  a gofundme page! 

[bhudda]

While everyone is feeling generous, my bike needs mending ... any offers?

[Jardent6]

 

Lottery funding isn't such a bad idea , we'd just have to prove its for the overall benefit of the public . That might be tricky

[Fu-Qin Boi-Ling]

I am with a punjabi bank called TATEE PESHAB PADH and I will ask them for a loan so as to i can sponsor you.
I am crossing my fingers that the bank manager Mr Lun Tatey will approve it?
Fingers crossed!!!

lol

[bedhedred]

I sympathise. I've overspent my budget and reluctantly I'm having to sit on the sidelines for a while.

[shant999]

I am with a punjabi bank called TATEE PESHAB PADH and I will ask them for a loan so as to i can sponsor you.
I am crossing my fingers that the bank manager Mr Lun Tatey will approve it?
Fingers crossed!!!

 

[Moby Dick]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

How much do you want?
PM me your bank details and account name.

[Waterhouse]

External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only

How much do you want?
PM me your bank details and account name.

One from HP's stable of fillies?   

[tobyk1]

Ask Rishi, he seems to ‘dishing out’ all the dough.

[Steely Dan]

I'll pay as long as you will be bottom and top.

[Payyourwaymate]

I could give you £5K to help towards your cause but you have to sign a contract to fuck 100 of the most hideous women possible and write diary entries on how it made you feel before publishing it on the net  . If you break the contract you owe the 5K principal plus 1000% interest accrued, there will be terms and conditions that will make it not possible to renege the contract without having a CCJ to your name .

Come on man...who would really sponsor you to do that when they can do it themselves . You could try set up a gofundme page, the internet is a big place, someone might help you; perhaps.

[Chorley]

Dear all

I've had a tremendous week of punting and I still have one more punt to write about which I will do so soon.  This habit isn't cheap and I do it for the pleasure but also so you my fellow punters may be well informed .

My dick says yes but my pockets say no . That brings me to this point where I ask would anyone like to sponsor me to carry on this passion of mine ?
Perhaps some of you may want to support me but don't have the finances to do so . Dont worry , if you have a  wife/girlfriend and you'd like to explore cuckolding then that would be of great help too
Feel free to direct message me or rally within this chat . If you don't ask you don't get . 

Happy Punting

P.S feel free to message me if you feel generous and want to support me . Much appreciated

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[Kingy28]

Is it eligible for gift aid?

[ratedj]

Just when you think 2020 couldn't get any stranger...

[Jardent6]

Just when you think 2020 couldn't get any stranger...

 lighten up mate wasnt it obvious i was joking from when I said your wives or girlfriend will do ? Or when i mentioned lottery funding ?

[LLPunting]

While everyone is feeling generous, my bike needs mending ... any offers?

You really shouldn't call your dear Lady that, no matter how many riders she's had.

[stayer]

I also wish to make an appeal. The Stayer Benevolent fund accepts all donations no matter how large.

[Charlie Chalk]

I’d like to help OP, but the inheritance I’m expecting is being held in an overseas bank a/c & I need £10k to get it out. If you send me the money I’ll give you £100k from the proceeds, honest. You can trust me, I’m a Nigerian prince.

[mrbang123]

I don’t know if this guy is trolling or serious!

But anyways, I’m looking for sponsorship too - who ever sponsors me, I’ll send you my sextape that I did with Arianna Grande and Kylie Jenner.

[Chorley]

I’d like to help OP, but the inheritance I’m expecting is being held in an overseas bank a/c & I need £10k to get it out. If you send me the money I’ll give you £100k from the proceeds, honest. You can trust me, I’m a Nigerian prince.

FFS