Curvaceous Candy Southampton??

[Omerta101]

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Has anyone seen this supersize whore recently?

I've been kinda tempted to she her as a bucket list type of punt and basically fuck an outrageously obese pro$$ie

But reading about her on here she is reviewed terribly which puts me off, mainly bad attitude, bad hygiene, poor blowjob skills and also someone on here said he was booked in to see her and travelled a fair distance and she then ghosted him

She's been on the game since 2012 so sounds as if she could be jaded ?

[DrConners]

But reading about her on here she is reviewed terribly which puts me off, mainly bad attitude, bad hygiene, poor blowjob skills and also someone on here said he was booked in to see her and travelled a fair distance and she then ghosted him

After reading a couple of those reviews myself - I think you have already answered your own question.

If you had done some research you might have come across this thread :

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=261278.0

It has a bunch of recommendations for fattys in the SE.

You're welcome 

[Fuzzyduck]

But reading about her on here she is reviewed terribly which puts me off, mainly bad attitude, bad hygiene, poor blowjob skills and also someone on here said he was booked in to see her and travelled a fair distance and she then ghosted him

It's good to see that reviews continue to be useful. Have you seen any whores recently?

[Omerta101]

It's good to see that reviews continue to be useful. Have you seen any whores recently?

Haven't punted any whores in the last 12 months

[Fuzzyduck]

Haven't punted any whores in the last 12 months

Ah what a shame you missed the opportunity to review her when you first joined. I'm sure you're keen to make up for it but I'd give Candy a miss unless you're feeling masochistic. Even her neutral reviews are damning. DrC has shared a useful thread (I'm sure you've silently thanked him) that's worth exploration.

[Omerta101]

Ah what a shame you missed the opportunity to review her when you first joined. I'm sure you're keen to make up for it but I'd give Candy a miss unless you're feeling masochistic. Even her neutral reviews are damning. DrC has shared a useful thread (I'm sure you've silently thanked him) that's worth exploration.

Ah I see now....your one of these guys that acts "big" on the internet 

[Fuzzyduck]

Ah I see now....your one of these guys that acts "big" on the internet 

Not at all, I'm just not afraid to call out poor behaviour. Like you did calling out that guy posting a candy floss review.

[Omerta101]

Not at all, I'm just not afraid to call out poor behaviour. Like you did calling out that guy posting a candy floss review.

So your comparing asking if anyone has seen a badly reviewed pro$$ie recently to writing a complete joke of a review and trying to dupe fellow punters into seeing a poor service provider in return for a free punt as the same thing?

[Fuzzyduck]

So your comparing asking if anyone has seen a badly reviewed pro$$ie recently to writing a complete joke of a review and trying to dupe fellow punters into seeing a poor service provider in return for a free punt as the same thing?

I thought you were at least intelligent but my bad on that. If you read what I wrote I compared the act of calling out poor behaviour. You don't seem shy to do that yourself (I applaud that you did in that touty review) but you struggle to accept it.

In your case, it wasn't about your question; it was your lack of contribution to the site and your lack of good grace in thanking someone who made an effort to help you out. My conclusion is that these are acceptable behaviours in your world.

[Omerta101]

I thought you were at least intelligent but my bad on that. If you read what I wrote I compared the act of calling out poor behaviour. You don't seem shy to do that yourself (I applaud that you did in that touty review) but you struggle to accept it.

In your case, it wasn't about your question; it was your lack of contribution to the site and your lack of good grace in thanking someone who made an effort to help you out. My conclusion is that these are acceptable behaviours in your world.

There was undertones similar to yours in his response so that's why I never acted all fluffy and kissed his arse, also, I haven't punted in at least a year so I'm failing to see how I can contribute, as you call it, to the site, no lack of intelligence on my part Mr internet clever clogs 

[John Johnson]

A mate of mine met her a few years ago, he has no standards and would fuck a cat but her smelly arse-crack put him right off. He couldn't manage to get wood for once in his life. She lives near me so I see her occasionally out and about.

[Omerta101]

A mate of mine met her a few years ago, he has no standards and would fuck a cat but her smelly arse-crack put him right off. He couldn't manage to get wood for once in his life. She lives near me so I see her occasionally out and about.

She sounds awful no one literally has anything positive to say about her , god knows how she's managed to earn a living on the game for as long as she has, thanks for answering my original question mate 

[Omerta101]

her smelly arse-crack put him right off. He couldn't manage to get wood for once in his life. She lives near me so I see her occasionally out and about.

So he met her but couldn't actually get it up because of the smell? 

[BBWLuvva]

I love fat chicks but thanks to this site have steered well clear of this one. Take note of the reviews bud and go elsewhere.

[Omerta101]

I love fat chicks but thanks to this site have steered well clear of this one. Take note of the reviews bud and go elsewhere.

Will do mate 

[BBWLuvva]

If you want a good punt with a BBW then try cumslutkate40gg, well worth the money mate.

[Omerta101]

If you want a good punt with a BBW then try cumslutkate40gg, well worth the money mate.

Read your review of her she sounds much better 

[John Johnson]

She sounds awful no one literally has anything positive to say about her , god knows how she's managed to earn a living on the game for as long as she has, thanks for answering my original question mate 

She doesn't, this is a part time thing; she has a full time job too.

[Omerta101]

She doesn't, this is a part time thing; she has a full time job too.

How fat is she?

[wylie anchor]

How fat is she?

Obviously too fat to wipe her own arse 

[DrConners]

There was undertones similar to yours in his response so that's why I never acted all fluffy and kissed his arse

What the actual fuck 

Last thing I'd want is your lips on my arse homo 

What a pathetic display of hypersensitivity on an open forum. You got it wrong anyway, I put a "  " after "Your welcome"

The comment about 'doing some research' was justified - It took me all of 10 seconds to find that thread.

I won't bother next time.

I haven't punted in at least a year so I'm failing to see how I can contribute, as you call it, to the site,

Then why not say that ? Sounds like you know how UKP works, could have saved yourself some comments instead of backtracking.

no lack of intelligence on my part Mr internet clever clogs 

Probably not but you definitely overthink things fruitcake.

[Omerta101]

What the actual fuck 

Last thing I'd want is your lips on my arse homo 

What a pathetic display of hypersensitivity on an open forum. You got it wrong anyway, I put a "  " after "Your welcome"

The comment about 'doing some research' was justified - It took me all of 10 seconds to find that thread.

I won't bother next time.

Then why not say that ? Sounds like you know how UKP works, could have saved yourself some comments instead of backtracking.

Probably not but you definitely overthink things fruitcake.

Stop playing the big man on the internet

[DrConners]

Stop playing the big man on the internet

How boring - I have to say though, classic troll behaviour.

[Omerta101]

How boring - I have to say though, classic troll behaviour.

I asked if anyone had seen her recently and you jumped on the thread acting all smart arse with no actual info on the specific prossie but with a list of escorts no troll behaviour here 

[DrConners]

I asked if anyone had seen her recently and you jumped on the thread acting all smart arse

Ah okay, I'm sorry, you obviously have mental health issues - And a colossal shit attitude mate.

with no actual info on the specific Sex Worker but with a list of escorts no troll behaviour here 

That's true, I genuinely thought (after reading those reviews) that it would be a bad bet to try to book her, hence why I posted a thread listing some alternative fat birds for you to consider.

This was obviously misconstrued by your tiny paranoid mind which is why we are now having a silly sword waving competition.

My bad then 

Grow up, lay off the coke, get back on your meds - Whatever, next time you post a request I assure you I will ignore you.

 

[HawkG]

How fat is she?

Morbidly obese. If you want to see her, be quick before she waddles off this mortal coil.

[Omerta101]

Ah okay, I'm sorry, you obviously have mental health issues - And a colossal shit attitude mate.

That's true, I genuinely thought (after reading those reviews) that it would be a bad bet to try to book her, hence why I posted a thread listing some alternative fat birds for you to consider.

This was obviously misconstrued by your tiny paranoid mind which is why we are now having a silly sword waving competition.

My bad then 

Grow up, lay off the coke, get back on your meds - Whatever, next time you post a request I assure you I will ignore you.

 

You've got a cheek accusing me of being a troll fuckin hell 

[Omerta101]

Morbidly obese. If you want to see her, be quick before she waddles off this mortal coil.

Have you seen her then mate?

[DrConners]

Have you seen her then mate?

Sounds like you can't listen to your own advice 

I love fat chicks but thanks to this site have steered well clear of this one. Take note of the reviews bud and go elsewhere.

Will do mate 

You're a lost cause - Just go see the fat smelly cunt & be done with it 

[Omerta101]

Sounds like you can't listen to your own advice 

You're a lost cause - Just go see the fat smelly cunt & be done with it 

Go away and troll someone else 

[DrConners]

Go away and troll someone else 

Yeah right ................. Prat 

No I'm serious, You have obviously made your mind up you want to hump this smelly, monstrous pile of obese flesh.

Why keep coming back to ask others for justification ?

You are as pointless as this thread - Thanks for all the lols though 

[Omerta101]

Yeah right ................. Prat 

No I'm serious, You have obviously made your mind up you want to hump this smelly, monstrous pile of obese flesh.

Why keep coming back to ask others for justification ?

You are as pointless as this thread - Thanks for all the lols though 

Do you run your mouth off and abuse people like this in real life??

[DrConners]

Do you run your mouth off and abuse people like this in real life??

Nope, don't need to - I don't work or socialise with morons.

Enjoy your fat prostitute experience 

[Omerta101]

Nope, don't need to - I don't work or socialise with morons.

Enjoy your fat prostitute experience 

You said you were going to ignore me but your still here playing the internet big man and trolling my thread?

[HawkG]

Have you seen her then mate?

The answer to that is on the main thread about her.

[Fuzzyduck]

The answer to that is on the main thread about her.

It sounds like he didn't really read the reviews after all.

[Omerta101]

It sounds like he didn't really read the reviews after all.

I've checked through HawkG's reviews he hasn't written one about her ????

[Fuzzyduck]

I've checked through HawkG's reviews he hasn't written one about her ????

Oh mate. Seriously? He never said he wrote one. Here you go. I think you should draw a line under this one (you'll need a big crayon ) and go find someone else.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66418

[Omerta101]

Oh mate. Seriously? He never said he wrote one. Here you go. I think you should draw a line under this one (you'll need a big crayon ) and go find someone else.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66418

He does some serious back tracking on that other guys review

[Fuzzyduck]

He does some serious back tracking on that other guys review

So what? you had the answer to your question in the first reply and you just can't let her go. It's no wonder you haven't punted in a year.

[Omerta101]

So what? you had the answer to your question in the first reply and you just can't let her go. It's no wonder you haven't punted in a year.

Why so hostile mate?

[John Johnson]

How fat is she?

Fucking industrial, mate. She is a BIG girl, think if the Behemoth from the old testament but dressed in a black T shirt material dress and leggings.

My mate from work met her in a pub near the city centre and ended up back at her place. He didn't know she was on the game as well. He has the iron constitution of a serial snatch-rat but he couldn't manage to get a chubby with her.

[Omerta101]

Fucking industrial, mate. She is a BIG girl, think if the Behemoth from the old testament but dressed in a black T shirt material dress and leggings.

My mate from work met her in a pub near the city centre and ended up back at her place. He didn't know she was on the game as well. He has the iron constitution of a serial snatch-rat but he couldn't manage to get a chubby with her.

Was she in the pub working as a pro$$ie or just out looking for cock?

[Chooser]

Omertà - IMHO - it’s probably about time you withdrew gracefully from this quest. Go and find a WG to your taste and don’t forget to review her.   

[HawkG]

He does some serious back tracking on that other guys review

And then did some backtracking on that. New experiences can change the mind of a normal person.

Why do you feel the need to defend to the death someone you haven’t seen? With respect, you seem a bit odd.

And thanks for making me read that thread and reminding myself of the horrors of her shit splattered bathroom. I’d thankfully forgotten about that.  Until now

And as you seem to have comprehension issues, that thread basically went:

Soneone : Neutral review
Me : I thought she was ok as a change from my normal thing, but massively unreliable
Me later : OMG, the shit splatter everywhere, and the cancellations, forget it

[John Johnson]

Was she in the pub working as a pro$$ie or just out looking for cock?

She was on a civilian cock-hunt with some smaller friends. She has quite a pretty face but that's where it ends for me. I couldn't prod it with a dildo on a garden cane.