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Wingey

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Dear all, thanks for welcoming me. Lol. I've searched and searched over aw but to no avail. One of my fantasies is to shag a chav. And wondered if you esteemed peeps could recommend.

I'm in the south so anywhere that's Surrey Hampshire Berkshire Sussex and Kent is great. Not London... Hate the place.

But also asking as I know some girls do tours, maybe you may know of up and coming ones.  New to this, so no sarcastic comments please, if I'm asking a stupid question.

And I don't want some ancient Bint profile recommended to me either.

Appreciate the help fellas.  :cool:

Offline rpg

Sorry mate I'm from the frozen North, no Chavs up here. Do you want to fuck one to punish her for looking stupid?

Offline AnthG

New to this, so no sarcastic comments please, if I'm asking a stupid question.
So I think the first thing would be to define chav?
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rangersburd

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Sorry mate I'm from the frozen North, no Chavs up here. Do you want to fuck one to punish her for looking stupid?

We just have neds up north

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There was a girl who used to post on here from Essex, her name escapes me though, although I do remember she got on famously with James999  :dancegirl:

Louise 100% British

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So I think the first thing would be to define chav?
orange  tan and gold jewellery,like that girl from xfactor who was caught by news of the world...

Offline AnthG

We just have neds up north

And in GeordieLand Chavs were called Charva's

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Wingey

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Hmm, definition of Chav. Difficult one it's eluded many a folk, have an attitude, big earrings, track suits, but it fascinates the hell out of me why, because every time I see someone I define a chav, I'd just love to fuck them.  C'mon lads you must know a chav??  :angry:

Offline AnthG

Hmm, definition of Chav. Difficult one it's eluded many a folk, have an attitude, big earrings, track suits, but it fascinates the hell out of me why, because every time I see someone I define a chav, I'd just love to fuck them.  C'mon lads you must know a chav??  :angry:
You could just walk up to an actual chav in the street and offer her a £50 and get what you want :)

You'd have to find somewhere for her to keep the pram for an hour though.
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Louise 100% British

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Hmm, definition of Chav. Difficult one it's eluded many a folk, have an attitude, big earrings, track suits, but it fascinates the hell out of me why, because every time I see someone I define a chav, I'd just love to fuck them.  C'mon lads you must know a chav??  :angry:
Chloe mafia

Wingey

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Think stacey slater in eastenders, or the other one ... Can't remember her name

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There was a girl who used to post on here from Essex, her name escapes me though, although I do remember she got on famously with James999  :dancegirl:

She fits the OPs requirements but i wouldnt recommend her to him, the police will probably need to be called again. :scare: ;)

Louise 100% British

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Think stacey slater in eastenders, or the other one ... Can't remember her name
Whitney??? Love eastenders :D Stacey is to pretty to be a chav, not enough fake tan nor big enough hoops in her ears.

Wingey

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Whitney??? Love eastenders :D Stacey is to pretty to be a chav, not enough fake tan nor big enough hoops in her ears.

Lol yeh Whitney that's it  :thumbsup:

Wingey

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Whitney??? Love eastenders :D Stacey is to pretty to be a chav, not enough fake tan nor big enough hoops in her ears.

No fake tan is a no, and doesn't fit into my Chavez fantasy, no orange lasses please :timeout

Louise 100% British

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No fake tan is a no, and doesn't fit into my Chavez fantasy, no orange lasses please :timeout
Thought it s the norm with chavs these days, damn streaky to say the least :D btw Whitney pretty much always has fake tan on. Ry Chloe mafia, i am sure she is only charging 1000 an hour lol.

Wingey

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Thought it s the norm with chaos these days, damn streaky to say the least :D btw Whitney pretty much always has fake tan on.

Yes Lou, you're right, it's more about the accent, attitude and look I'm after though.

Louise 100% British

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Yes Lou, you're right, it's more about the accent, attitude and look I'm after though.
Try Swansea, I used to live in Wales loads of chavs there, generally pushing a pushchair though :)

Offline AnthG

Yes Lou, you're right, it's more about the accent, attitude and look I'm after though.
But the thing is in all fairness if she was good at her job you'd never know she was a chav anyway

I have booked with a few girls who could have been chavs. But the emphasis is on could because she was good enough at her job for me to never know.
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Louise 100% British

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But the thing is in all fairness if she was good at her job you'd never know she was a chav anyway

I have booked with a few girls who could have been chavs. But the emphasis is on could because she was good enough at her job for me to never know.
I never knew it was a sought after thing, I always prided myself with being able to talk properly :(

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Her profile doesn't come over a chav on AW, but she has done some vids for Chavely Court website, so may be willing to chav it up for you  :hi:

Wingey

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Lol, maybe I'm expecting to much of this world then.... Guess its not about mail order fantasies...  :crazy:

Louise 100% British

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Lol, maybe I'm expecting to much of this world then.... Guess its not about mail order fantasies...  :crazy:
I'm sure someone would dress in a track suit to meet you :)

Wingey

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Her profile doesn't come over a chav on AW, but she has done some vids for Chavely Court website, so may be willing to chav it up for you  :hi:

Thanks for the effort jock, looks old enough to be my mum though!

Wingey

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Lol and before you reply I know she's 23 from her profile. And no comments about hold old am I then lol. No that don't do it for me. 

Lou if it was that simple, I wouldn't be looking on aw, just wondered if any wise person had come across my wishes.  :rolleyes:

Louise 100% British

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Lol and before you reply I know she's 23 from her profile. And no comments about hold old am I then lol. No that don't do it for me. 

Lou if it was that simple, I wouldn't be looking on aw, just wondered if any wise person had come across my wishes.  :rolleyes:
yes, but you will find it hard, being a chav isn't particularly sought after, so maybe some kind of roleplay might be needed :)

Offline Bobbylondon

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Her profile doesn't come over a chav on AW, but she has done some vids for Chavely Court website, so may be willing to chav it up for you  :hi:

Not sure what's worse- the fact she has more rolls than Greggs or the accents

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Not sure what's worse- the fact she has more rolls than Greggs or the accents

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Who would pay £200 an hour for that?

Sailormack

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Kappa tracksuit..... check

Nike trainers blinged up with swarovskis.... check

2 week unwashed hair, scraped into a ponytail, scruntchied and tucked into a Burberry basey cap to keep the smell in.... check

Hula hoop sized earrings from Lizzy Duke (or maybe not if they've Cash for Golded them).... check

Ronseal rich mahogany bodywash..... check

Mixed race triplets called Leroy, Winston and Denzil... check

Tarantula eyelashes araldited on.... check

Tattoosonaneck.... check

Pile of twenties stuffed into the arse-crack.... check

Sounds like half of Essex  :cool:

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orange  tan and gold jewellery,like that girl from xfactor who was caught by news of the world...

Tulisa?

James999

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Hmm, definition of Chav. Difficult one it's eluded many a folk, have an attitude, big earrings, track suits, but it fascinates the hell out of me why, because every time I see someone I define a chav, I'd just love to fuck them.  C'mon lads you must know a chav??  :angry:

We do but she's not allowed here anymore  :hi:
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Offline Bobbylondon

I'm sure if OP ventured out into the real world and lurked around in pubs beside council estates, or a Jumpin Jaks nightclub, he would find many chavs in their natural habitat.

Wingey

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We do but she's not allowed here anymore  :hi:

Then where can I find her  :drinks:

FYI i found this lass but appears she's no longer around  :thumbsdown:

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This is perfection for me :)

Offline MisterP

Tulisa?

There it is  :cool:  The ultimate.

I used to have a major thing for chav porn.  It's really difficult to find online unless you...  Pay for it?   :scare:

Offline AnthG

Ask Ant he knows one
If its who i think you mean I have not booked with her.

You have booked with her and looking down her feedback lists just now it seems ThePresident has too? and he gave a positive review so there are others here that would know better than me.
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Filthy Dirty Chav Girl - Well maybe not, but at least I hope that I got your attention...

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Cum and plant your big cock in my well fucked tattooed cunt! I'm a cock sucking, spunk swallowing, chavette with big tits and fuckholes craving for cum! I love cock x

This next one says she escorts in the profile even if not ticking the escort box, and she spells like a chav: Town:   Lundun
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Dirty Chubby Chav luvs it
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The President

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If its who i think you mean I have not booked with her.

You have booked with her and looking down her feedback lists just now it seems ThePresident has too? and he gave a positive review so there are others here that would know better than me.

Who?

Offline AnthG

Who?
It must have been a different President that booked with her. I just seen the name and thought, is that you?
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The President

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So what girl we talking about here? Pm me if not wanting to say here

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There's a lot of chavs but how many are WGs?

Because of their low social status, not many WGs would want to be known as chavs or be associated with them.

Offline AnthG

Because of their low social status, not many WGs would want to be known as chavs or be associated with them.

Plus the other thing is. How would people know a girl is a chav unless you booked her?

For example I think this WG may be a chav but I would not know till I booked

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And the thing that leads me to the above conclusion

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Q. do you do outfits ? an what do you wear when you answer the door ?    A. no i dont do outfits as i dont see the point as they will onlyend up on the floor , i wear joggers an top while working i find it easier to take off ,while working

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James999

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The President

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If its who i think you mean I have not booked with her.

You have booked with her and looking down her feedback lists just now it seems ThePresident has too? and he gave a positive review so there are others here that would know better than me.

I assume you mean TK? I have never disrespected her on here and chose to not comment but fuck it you asked....She would pm now and again - generally I found her ok but silly to argue back. I felt some on here were unfair to her. She pm'd me out of the blue slagging me off for distespecting on here and after challenging her she apologised realising she had mistook me. I agreed to meet and tbh wish I never had. She was friendly enough but one of those punt that wasnt bad I couldnt complain as she was genuine enough but I felt I needed to escape to the toilet - call me a snob!!!

After the meet I had a few pressing engagements and family issues (some she knew about)and she became the most horrendous bunny boiler wanting me to leave her feedback eapecially to write a report on here! I was not willing to write a report on here as she was 'average' and I didnt want to fuel certain 'haters' of her at the time and I most definately will not be her fluffy! Under duress I left a platonic one liner and if you read it properly you will see the quotations!! I then saw my best punt ever and wrote a FR on aw and here and she went crazy emailing me some sick shit and thankfully convinced herself to ban me from seeing her on aw- so there you have it anthg I am afraid I am one of the most genuine punters and try to be fair and treat WGs with some respect (I never use whore etc, my choice!) and I have tried to be a 'gent' not to report anything about her as to not fuel the issues around her but you are so up her arse you obv need more oxygen!!! She was an average shag at best a night mare publically if you wish to be discreet and an fucking bunny boiler to the extreme and quite abusive when she gets going - a woman that seriously needs to mature!!!


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I assume you mean TK? I have never disrespected her on here and chose to not comment but fuck it you asked....She would pm now and again - generally I found her ok but silly to argue back. I felt some on here were unfair to her. She pm'd me out of the blue slagging me off for distespecting on here and after challenging her she apologised realising she had mistook me. I agreed to meet and tbh wish I never had. She was friendly enough but one of those punt that wasnt bad I couldnt complain as she was genuine enough but I felt I needed to escape to the toilet - call me a snob!!!

After the meet I had a few pressing engagements and family issues (some she knew about)and she became the most horrendous bunny boiler wanting me to leave her feedback eapecially to write a report on here! I was not willing to write a report on here as she was 'average' and I didnt want to fuel certain 'haters' of her at the time and I most definately will not be her fluffy! Under duress I left a platonic one liner and if you read it properly you will see the quotations!! I then saw my best punt ever and wrote a FR on aw and here and she went crazy emailing me some sick shit and thankfully convinced herself to ban me from seeing her on aw- so there you have it anthg I am afraid I am one of the most genuine punters and try to be fair and treat WGs with some respect (I never use whore etc, my choice!) and I have tried to be a 'gent' not to report anything about her as to not fuel the issues around her but you are so up her arse you obv need more oxygen!!! She was an average shag at best a night mare publically if you wish to be discreet and an fucking bunny boiler to the extreme and quite abusive when she gets going - a woman that seriously needs to mature!!!

Shocking, sums up what some of us on here already knew, she is to be avoided. I really hope the more gullible punters like AnthG learn from this, some people are fucked up sadly.

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I have said that with some regret but anthg was imo trying to imply I was a hypocrite as I was listed on fb :( but I can only say what my experience was - she had her chance to prove certain members and banned member wrong to me, to some degree she would have if it weren't for her reaction because I didnt leave a full feedback

Offline AnthG

I have said that with some regret but anthg was imo trying to imply I was a hypocrite as I was listed on fb :(
I was actually just commenting as you had possibly seen her. As had WaW and yet people suggest to me to recommend her when I have not seen her. (I was actually hoping/expecting you'd say she was great etc)

I have seen ImpossiblePrincess who was the other girl who had £20's shoved up her backside. And would not classify her as a chav. Not even close to one.
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