Prof Massage - Swinton M27

[352miftikh03]

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comms: good, took 1 minute to arrange a meeting, and i left my house straight away

ares: nice surrounding, clean area, plenty of parking

the lady: old , atleast 56,57, typical old age bodY, i had already agreed for 20/20 for 100 bucks (20 minutes massage, 20 minutes escort service

she's very nice chatty lady, keep you engaged
but the massage was rubbish, there was no fu**ing thing like organic massage oils and profession competencies , that she claims on her profile, i dont even believe she holds a qualification for thar

GFE: as rubbish as massage, she was a bit good at cock licking, but didnt do any deep throating, very superficial
no FK, DFK,
i went on top, shegged a few times and done
looking at her body and boobs actually turned me off , it felt like fucking a granny, that i dont like at all

In my opinion, Dont waste 100 bucks of your hard earned money, lest you've stolen it from somewhere 

[frankc]

I saw her a fair few years ago, pretty similar to your experience except I couldn't bring myself to shag her....

Thanks for the review

[opal]

 Her profile is complete bollocks, I wouldnt have gone without a photo and only one recent feedback. Better luck next time!

[Colinuk]

Saw her a while ago, she talks way too much for me throughout the massage. She got her boobs out but they didn't do it for me. Did a BJ again nothing memorable and when I got home noticed lots of scratches on my bell end from her teeth. Also no shower when I visited. I did not connect with her at all can't recommend.

[rocket88]

I saw her a few years before I joined this forum - in complete agreement with the comments about the excessive talking and crap massage!

[Followyourdick]

I saw her a few years before I joined this forum - in complete agreement with the comments about the excessive talking and crap massage!

+1

[Schuey]

+2

[bigthickdick]

Same here, i saw her about 3-4 years ago way before joining UKP hence no review even though i clearly remember the details. I particularly went for a professional message NOT looking for any kind of happy ending  as at the time i was recovering from a back injury. I've clearly explained my needs and the nature of the injury before booking her and she has assured me that she was the right person for the job. The massage was crap, bit of oily rubbing but not even firm enough for a sensual massage and despite my repeated requests she couldn't up her game.

As i understood that she wasn't gonna deliver the agreed service as she didn't have the required skills I've decided to go for a HR in order to get some value for my money but even that was crap, even though she git her boobs out and allowed touching i was struggling to get hard as she didn't know how to give a half decent handjob. A total waste of time and money. AVOID

[samneil15]

+3

Just awful

[rickysausage]

Reading the review made me remember my visit a few years ago !....It always amazes me how poor service providers make good livings out of punters I recall how she was looking for a new Mercedes !

[Philmeboots]

Well sounds like Georgia has not aged well,OP states mid fifties ,few years since last seen her but would have thought late 40's .
Rest of review strikes a chord though.Massage was lacklustre ,to soft to be therapeutic and to much chit chat and stop start to be erotic.
Tried her half massage,half escort service 2nd visit although not sure why I revisited ,went down on her only to find toilet paper stuck to her flaps. Safe to say did not go back a 3rd time.

Is she still near Garage on A666..remember back steps entrance being a walk of shame to Asda car park,least that's how it felt after wasting £100 .