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East England / Lily Spa, Brentwood - Coco
« by Pillowtalk on Today at 07:51:33 pm »I've been here once before and checking back, I reviewed it in March last year - I thought it was longer ago.
This place is a bit of a conundrum to me. It's spotless, well furbished, the rooms are good sizes, each with a good shower and it has a generally good feel to it. That all said, the service is just a bit weak. This time I saw Coco (she told me her name was Coco, but she often went by other names she said, even when working at the same shop - very confusing for regulars, if there are any). There was another woman working who I didn't see, called Lisa.
I paid £50 for one hour massage - mistake - Coco was happy to take the money, but less keen on delivering a decent massage. It started off reasonably well but I think she lost interest, or lacked energy and after 20 mins or so moved on to tickling my tackle - not unpleasant but I wanted a decent massage. Soon after she initiated discussion about extras and prices. Here (as per my first visit) a period of haggling ensued, which I hate, but her starting prices were way above what I pay elsewhere. Anyway, we settled on £45 for B2B.
Coco is an attractive Chinese lady, probably in her 40's, but possibly not. When I got her naked I could she she had put on a few pounds across the top half, but still had very slender legs. She did however, have a lovely pair of boobs, but wouldn't let me suck her nipples - 'too sensitive'. B2B was disappointing and consisted of more banter than action. I've given this Negative rather than Neutral because although I liked her cheeky nature and banter, the service was just lacking and half hearted.
The shower was excellent and the towel fresh and of a decent size, in fact everything was good about the place except the service, which was below par.
If you do venture to Lily Spa (I won't again) there is a very good coffee shop about 3 doors down the hill, where I enjoyed a very pleasant post event flat white and brownie and reflected on my wasted £95.
http://lilyspaessex.co.uk/
This place is a bit of a conundrum to me. It's spotless, well furbished, the rooms are good sizes, each with a good shower and it has a generally good feel to it. That all said, the service is just a bit weak. This time I saw Coco (she told me her name was Coco, but she often went by other names she said, even when working at the same shop - very confusing for regulars, if there are any). There was another woman working who I didn't see, called Lisa.
I paid £50 for one hour massage - mistake - Coco was happy to take the money, but less keen on delivering a decent massage. It started off reasonably well but I think she lost interest, or lacked energy and after 20 mins or so moved on to tickling my tackle - not unpleasant but I wanted a decent massage. Soon after she initiated discussion about extras and prices. Here (as per my first visit) a period of haggling ensued, which I hate, but her starting prices were way above what I pay elsewhere. Anyway, we settled on £45 for B2B.
Coco is an attractive Chinese lady, probably in her 40's, but possibly not. When I got her naked I could she she had put on a few pounds across the top half, but still had very slender legs. She did however, have a lovely pair of boobs, but wouldn't let me suck her nipples - 'too sensitive'. B2B was disappointing and consisted of more banter than action. I've given this Negative rather than Neutral because although I liked her cheeky nature and banter, the service was just lacking and half hearted.
The shower was excellent and the towel fresh and of a decent size, in fact everything was good about the place except the service, which was below par.
If you do venture to Lily Spa (I won't again) there is a very good coffee shop about 3 doors down the hill, where I enjoyed a very pleasant post event flat white and brownie and reflected on my wasted £95.
http://lilyspaessex.co.uk/