Acronyms

[Ali Katt]

I wanted to learn to ride a motorbike  and saw an ad offering CBT........I arrived and this woman kicked me in the bollocks

You don't want to get those two mixed up. For the uninitiated: CBT = Cock and Ball Torture.

[Matium]

Snowballing - Cuming on a girl's face and then licking it off

[sucky2dollar]

Fluffing out - Giving a WG a good review despite having received a poor service.

Punter1 - "Did you see the field report from Billy?"
Punter2 - "I did! It looks like he had a bad time...but he kept apologising for her!"
Punter1 - "he should have given her a negative report.."
Punter2 - "yeah, he should have but it looks like he fluffed out"


Fluffing about - Flirting with escorts on internet forums, usually with the misguided notion that it will somehow get you a free fuck.

Escort - "I've been running around all day its nice to finally sit down!"
Billy - "You can sit on my face."
Escort - "ooh billy you saucy boy!"
Billy - "please fuck me"


Spunk Tokens - Punting money. Usually in dog-earred £20 notes, never in perfumed envelopes.


Lifetime Pre-Mod on %%% - A universially accepted punting accreditation (with honours) that proves you have mastered the skills and knowledge to post truthful statements about prostitution on an internet forum.


Pro$$ie logic - A statement, behaviour or action that defies all boundaries of common sense but remains a scientifically sound thought process to an escort.

example 1:
1 hour - £90
2 hours - £900
3 hours - £9000
Overnight - call me for rate

example 2:
"Q: Do you do oral without?   A: Sorry i don't do OWO, i take my health very seriously!"
"Q: Do you do bareback?  A: Yes baby, you can fuck me without a condom for £50 extra!"


The 5 year rule - A complex calculation which solves the problem of an escorts purported age against her real age. There are many variables in this unbalanced formula however it can be simplified and solved by just adding 5 years.


The Sisterhood - A delectable bunch of aging escorts who now spend their nights in their forest cabins staring longingly out the window at a full moon wondering when they can next take flight. As their cauldrons simmer over they take solace in the fact that they can still troll punting forums and hope that in between typing 'cackle' and pressing 'Post' the phone might actually ring.

<ring>
Sister Mavis - "Heellllo baby.."
EON - "Hi, did you know you could save 25% on your Gas and Electricity bill by switching to.."

[Ali Katt]

Snowballing - Cuming on a girl's face and then licking it off

It can be I guess, but it's usually cumming into a girl's mouth and kissing her then swapping fluid from mouth to mouth. I do this a bit.

Good post sucky, I think I invented the spunk tokens one.

[Matium]

Lifetime Pre-Mod on %%% - A universially accepted punting accreditation (with honours) that proves you have mastered the skills and knowledge to post truthful statements about prostitution on an internet forum.

I've got one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[iName]

Lifetime Pre-Mod on %%% - A universially accepted punting accreditation (with honours) that proves you have mastered the skills and knowledge to post truthful statements about prostitution on an internet forum.

  Best one yet! Do I get an accreditation (with honours) for a ban on %%%? I got one of those 

[ncarter]

Fluffing out - Giving a WG a good review despite having received a poor service.

Punter1 - "Did you see the field report from Billy?"
Punter2 - "I did! It looks like he had a bad time...but he kept apologising for her!"
Punter1 - "he should have given her a negative report.."
Punter2 - "yeah, he should have but it looks like he fluffed out"


Fluffing about - Flirting with escorts on internet forums, usually with the misguided notion that it will somehow get you a free fuck.

Escort - "I've been running around all day its nice to finally sit down!"
Billy - "You can sit on my face."
Escort - "ooh billy you saucy boy!"
Billy - "please fuck me"


Spunk Tokens - Punting money. Usually in dog-earred £20 notes, never in perfumed envelopes.


Lifetime Pre-Mod on %%% - A universially accepted punting accreditation (with honours) that proves you have mastered the skills and knowledge to post truthful statements about prostitution on an internet forum.


Pro$$ie logic - A statement, behaviour or action that defies all boundaries of common sense but remains a scientifically sound thought process to an escort.

example 1:
1 hour - £90
2 hours - £900
3 hours - £9000
Overnight - call me for rate

example 2:
"Q: Do you do oral without?   A: Sorry i don't do OWO, i take my health very seriously!"
"Q: Do you do bareback?  A: Yes baby, you can fuck me without a condom for £50 extra!"


The 5 year rule - A complex calculation which solves the problem of an escorts purported age against her real age. There are many variables in this unbalanced formula however it can be simplified and solved by just adding 5 years.


The Sisterhood - A delectable bunch of aging escorts who now spend their nights in their forest cabins staring longingly out the window at a full moon wondering when they can next take flight. As their cauldrons simmer over they take solace in the fact that they can still troll punting forums and hope that in between typing 'cackle' and pressing 'Post' the phone might actually ring.

<ring>
Sister Mavis - "Heellllo baby.."
EON - "Hi, did you know you could save 25% on your Gas and Electricity bill by switching to.."

Someone reads Viz and Roger's Profanasaurus

[Matium]

ATM - Ass To Mouth

[Marmalade]

AW AdultWork - a massive open directory of prostitutes, real and fake
AW Attention Whore - a massive thread waster and self-important creature, often a refugee from AdultWork in times of outage.

[Matium]

Teabagging - A man dunking his balls into another person's mouth.

[Matium]

WB - Working Boy - a male prostitute

[innoutburger]

Acronyms used for nationalities by WGs:

French = Romanian
Italian = Romanian
Spanish = Romanian

Japanese = Thai
Chinese = Thai

[Ali Katt]

Acronyms used for nationalities by WGs:

French = Romanian
Italian = Romanian
Spanish = Romanian

Japanese = Thai
Chinese = Thai

Korean = Thai

Yep, all true I've yet to meet, let alone fuck a genuine Chinese escort. Being the pedant I am these are technically not acronyms, but substitutions. Either way some men still believe the Romanian escort they see is still Italian, means that it needs to be written. 

[potato]

WDYMYWAR -  What do you mean, you want a refund?

ME - Married Experience -  leave the money, listen to her whinging, and no sex on the cards

AWP - AdultWork Profile -  a pure work of fiction usually blagged from someone else.

IDDT -  I don't do that   (usually followed by OT - or that)

[innoutburger]

Korean = Thai

Yes I forgot that one, thanks 

Being the pedant I am these are technically not acronyms, but substitutions.

Can I be even more pedantic? (this should probably go into the grammar thread) I think very few of the "acronyms" here are actually acronyms. They are initialisms. Acronyms you can read out without calling each letter individually, such as NASA. I'll get my coat 

[Ali Katt]

Yes I forgot that one, thanks 

Can I be even more pedantic? (this should probably go into the grammar thread) I think very few of the "acronyms" here are actually acronyms. They are initialisms. Acronyms you can read out without calling each letter individually, such as NASA. I'll get my coat 

Quite right. I've yet to meet a Korean person in the UK, never mind an escort. This one was missed:

TW - Titwank (it can also stand for Timewaster in prossie speak)

[ncarter]

Courtesan = VFM = Highly Educmacated Escort who provides a Hi Class Surviess for a Hi Class Fee (see Adultwork)

[Rochdull lad]

Yes I forgot that one, thanks 

Can I be even more pedantic? (this should probably go into the grammar thread) I think very few of the "acronyms" here are actually acronyms. They are initialisms. Acronyms you can read out without calling each letter individually, such as NASA. I'll get my coat 

You'll not believe how hard it's been for this Grammar Nazi to refrain from pointing that out!  Thanks, innout; I can relax now!

[Melb]

I've fucked a Korean in the US.
That's not a euphemism.
Her name was Kim Is-Exta.

[Matium]

B&S - Bait and Switch - a ploy whereby a photo of an attractive woman, "the bait", is used to entice a man but the woman, "the switch", who opens the door is considerably less attractive.

The thinking behind this scam is that the guy will "think with his dick", ie, go ahead with the punt even though it's not the girl advertised.

Never think with your dick and always walk away.

[toon972]

tp-triple penetration

[Ali Katt]

After a recent thread:

Latin = Romanian

[RustyShackleford]

tp-triple penetration

Or triple protection - "she's a bit of a minger, so I'll put another couple on."

[toon972]

 

[Marmalade]

tp-triple penetration

Only time I've come across this as a three-in-one offer it was simply listed as ova - oral vaginal anal

[Rochdull lad]

Teabagging - A man dunking his balls into another person's mouth.

I've recently seen a WG who'd provided this service on a previous visit but didn't know that it was called that.

In post-visit correspondence, I referred to it by that name and she had the honesty to confess next time I saw her that she'd had to google the phrase!

[Matium]

See what you learn here!

[Matium]

WB - Working Bloke or Working Boy - a male prostitute

[Rochdull lad]

WB - Working Boy - a male prostitute

Just like New York, New York; "So good, you said it twice!"

[Matium]

Yes but first time, I didn't realise it could also mean Working Bloke!

[toon972]

Only time I've come across this as a three-in-one offer it was simply listed as ova - oral vaginal anal
saw it on xhamster,it was double anal and one in vagina

[Adultwork_Couple]

WDYAJUTPFW For Fuck Sake

Why Don't You All Just Use The Proper Fucking Words FFS

[cunnyhunt]

WDYAJUTPFW For Fuck Sake

Why Don't You All Just Use The Proper Fucking Words FFS

Is this Irony ?

[385North]

For some reason this popped into my head today: anyone remember the use of AC/DC to describe a person who swings both ways? It was used loads back in the day of classified ads and contact magazines where the word count per ad was so small to the point where the copy made no sense whatsoever if you didn't know your acronyms. You never see that used much these days ...