So, just had the worst punting experience of my life. Saw a profile that looked fantastic, great pics although some older pics which were heavily photoshopped the newer ones were clearly not PS'd although no direct face pics.
She has great AW feedback (although no FR's) but just two comments here on UKP - not reviews, just single paragraphs to the effect that she's a real goer, very naughty / dirty girl etc etc.
Booked her at short notice, was sooooo excited about meeting her, and she turned up on my doorstep - OMFG facially did not look anything like I imagined, slightly buck teeth, features maybe a bit masculine almost for me, but I kind of feel like I'm committed so I go ahead with the punt. The bod on the profile pics was awesome so I can look past the face, right, and dressed she does look kinda sexy.
So I handed over my money and gave it the old college try, started off OK, but the more naked she got the worse it got. Boobs not half what they looked in her profile pics, figure kind of gone to seed, bit of a belly on her.
Bottom line - I just didn't fancy her so in the end couldn't get it up. That might not sound strange - I'm sure it happens - but this is after me taking a Cialis yesterday and half a 25mg viagra today an hour before the punt! This is normally enough for me to be hard as iron with the slightest provocation and for hours!
She was very understanding, but I just didn't have the heart to tell her how I felt. Ended up cuddling and chatting on the bed and making excuses for my failure to perform! That's the shit I put up with from my wife for the last 5 years since she let herself go!
Amazingly, apparently this girl is busy as heck - so clearly what she does works well for others. She does offer a wide range of services on her list and supposedly is kinky as hell - each to their own I suppose.
So there's a part of me (I know, the pussy part) that feels like it would be mean to give her a negative review as it's not her fault there was no chemistry....although I do feel like her pictures are somewhat misleading. Of course, when you are selling something you are always going to present the goods in the best possible light right?
I know, I know, I am being a complete pussy - I should review her to warn others who might make the same mistake I did. I have had nothing but good experiences in punting so far (except that one 0 feedback Romanian b&s which was self-inflicted - but actually at least she was hot and I had no trouble staying hard and coming all over her cute little boobs!) and much of that is due to great reviews here so I should name and shame right?
Anyone had similar experiences? Would you just review her here or also on AW - no doubt in return getting the inevitable negative feedback and breaking my 100% positive feedback record. She will no doubt come back with something like "client was a pussy - couldn't get it up and now is blaming me!"
Your abuse is expected and accepted. I feel like crap as it is so you can't make me feel worse. Probably.
Oh and to cap it all I was that close to having the hot-as-fuck Koa32 in my pad tonight instead but figured I was too busy to punt this weekend and scheduled her for next weekend instead. What a pussy and what a waste of cash that could have gone on any one of a dozen other well-researched WG's in my list.
This is why it's called punting after all.
Let the abuse commence!
