skipping the chat at the beginning

[kong]

one thing i find annoying is when i see a wg and she sits you down in her living room, fetches you a drink and then attempts to indulge you in a platonic conversation for about 15 mins

personally i want the raucnhiness to begin immediately as soon as i enter the door as there is plenty of time for chat in between rounds

in these situations i politely direct it to the bedroom as soon as possible without being rude, but still i feel i shouldn't have to

anyone else in the same boat?

[cueball]

No, don't bother me as long as it's not a time wasting tactic, I'll have a natter and a giggle with anybody new I meet

[JEH7376]

Totally agree mate (with OP)

With someone I've never met before I don't mind a bit of early chitchat but I find it uncomfortable and generally feel impatient until we are getting down to it. Especially with a new girl I actually feel more.comfortable getting naked and fucking than i do making stupid/polite smalltalk

With regulars, the smart ones seem to have worked out my preferences and get down to it quite quickly.

Like many say on here I am not there for conversation!

[Cuntminion]

No, don't bother me as long as it's not a time wasting tactic, I'll have a natter and a giggle with anybody new I meet

+1

I don't mind "mega bantz" as long as it is decent

[hornypnter]

Depends on how long the chit chat. Happy to send first 5 maybe 10 mins but if it gets longer then I come out and say that we should start to get down to business.

Prefer chit chat between action when I am recovering as it can be very short ones  .

[Hawkwind71]

I actually find it's the time when you can suss out what kind of punt you are going to get.
I ask all my pertinent questions so that when the fun begins I know what to expect.

.....or that I have wasted my money before I even start.

One of my best punts started with a half hour conversation.
One of my worst punts started with a half hour conversation.

...its awful hearing your money swill down the drain as she tells you what she doesn't do.
and don't get me started on the likes list on AW.  Rubbish. 

[PLeisure]

You could always request a house tour - and stay put in the bedroom. "This seems like a good place to start"
As the others have said, the chat is useful and should be strategic enough to determine whether you're in for a good time or not.

[wilkinsonsword]

I just take off my pants and sit down on the sofa. That is squally all the signal a girl needs to start

[RedKettle]

i did once tell a girl (who I had seen before and knew could talk) to open the door naked and as I walked in to kneel undo my trousers and start OWO straight away.  Lovely, and no chatter!

[backofthenet]

As the others have said, the chat is useful and should be strategic enough to determine whether you're in for a good time or not.

this is true - it's also true that you should see the introductory chat, however onerous it feels, as an investment in a better punt. Women, who I'm reliably informed are wired differently to us, need a bit of warming up - bit of banter, bit of a sense that, the more they can engage with you on an emotional level, the more they will want to have sex with you.

I mainly receive outcall girls, and for introductory punts with new girls, I insist on the warm up chat in my living room over a new world white, as it leads to a much more sexually charged punt. Even when I know it's eating into the time, I still prefer to do it.

[James999]

Simple, when you arrive, decline the drink and ask where the bathroom is, as you walk to the bathroom ask her where the bedroom is and tell her you'll meet her in there in a couple of minutes 

Paying pro$$ies £100 an hour (or whatever) to chat to you or drink coffee with is stupid, if you are thirsty stop at a cafe / pub on the way far cheaper and probably better 

Chatting / drinking coffee with pro$$ies is fine if it's in their own time and youare not paying for it.

[hornypnter]

Simple, when you arrive, decline the drink and ask where the bathroom is, as you walk to the bathroom ask her where the bedroom is and tell her you'll meet her in there in a couple of minutes 

Paying pro$$ies £100 an hour (or whatever) to chat to you or drink coffee with is stupid, if you are thirsty stop at a cafe / pub on the way far cheaper and probably better 

Chatting / drinking coffee with pro$$ies is fine if it's in their own time and youare not paying for it.

Sound advice 

[Hawkwind71]

It really does depend on the prossie.

I have tried all ways, 1/2 hr chat and fucking immediately.

Can't say I have a preference. Whatever works .....

[cueball]

Whatever works .....

That's it, whatever works, every punt and every lass is different. I don't want to walk into a silent punt that has no chat and no fun, if truth be told, I don't think a lot of my buds on here want that neither.

Bit of a natter and a giggle makes both parties comfy and relaxed, much better podging comes from that.

[hornypnter]

It really does depend on the prossie.

I have tried all ways, 1/2 hr chat and fucking immediately.

Can't say I have a preference. Whatever works .....

Agree it depends on the girl.

[Machinegundummy]

Well with only 2 punts under my belt ive never had a chat at the start the first one ,i just grabbed as soon as the door shut the second one grabbed me as soon as i shut the door and it was down to the action.

Dunno if they could see the hunger and desperation in my eyes!

[Hawkwind71]

Well with only 2 punts under my belt ive never had a chat at the start the first one ,i just grabbed as soon as the door shut the second one grabbed me as soon as i shut the door and it was down to the action.

Dunno if they could see the hunger and desperation in my eyes!

.....or the huge schlmock groing in your pants. I remember those days   

[zundabar]

1st punt we were talking for about 40 minutes before we even had a kiss, I was very nervous about the whole thing and basically just explained bits and bobs about myself + the usual did you get here okay from her along with random things.

2nd punt we did the same thing but the punt timer started at the end of the chat as she got there a bit early and it was a 5 hour long one anyway. This was with a different WG than the first so I had to be sure to mention a lot of the same things to make sure we were in the same mind for certain things to do with the punt ahead.

[vw]

anyone else in the same boat?

No not really,  these annoyed people that never review the people that annoyed them in the first place confuses me. We love to hear people vent via reviews.

[Gordon Bennett]

Scenario described by OP is completely unacceptable. I don't mind a couple of mins of pleasantries but any more is deliberate time wasting. Ultimately you can't really relax and chat normally any way...... Neither party can or wants to freely talk about spouses, kids, job  etc so at best the chit chat is just guff about the weather so its a waste of time and money in my view.

[threechilliman]

That's it, whatever works, every punt and every lass is different. I don't want to walk into a silent punt that has no chat and no fun, if truth be told, I don't think a lot of my buds on here want that neither.

Bit of a natter and a giggle makes both parties comfy and relaxed, much better podging comes from that.

Pretty much where I stand although i like just a bit of chat first, pants down, bits out, bits in bits, jizz, chichat.

tcm

[Moresomes]

Don`t mind a bit of chat, as long as she can talk round my cock..

[tonysoprano]

Don't mind a bit of polite chit chat as long as it's not excessive. The sooner they can get horny with you the better though.

What I don't like is if they come in the room and don't talk then just start getting undressed in silence. If I wanted a girl to do that i'd get married. 

[nike]

Scenario described by OP is completely unacceptable. I don't mind a couple of mins of pleasantries but any more is deliberate time wasting. Ultimately you can't really relax and chat normally any way...... Neither party can or wants to freely talk about spouses, kids, job  etc so at best the chit chat is just guff about the weather so its a waste of time and money in my view.

+1
Plenty of time for small talk in between rounds.

[Dani]

If it's someone new then It's a little uncomfortable hating at the beginning as you know nothing at all about the person so personally I prefer to get down to it and leave any chat until the end of the booking so they and I are more relaxed and feel comfy chatting about all and sundry
Im not a big talker anyway unless it's about zombies or Marvel so much prefer to get on with what we are there for

If the guy is very nervous chatting just makes it worse as the tension is still building up and I find it's hard to be nervous when snogging someone

[Cuntminion]

Does anyone have a list of conversation topics prepped beforehand?

I tend to just roll with the first thing on my mind which usually means I shout out goat or something

Maybe should make a list

[vw]

I shout out goat or something

Like a really loud brain fart !

[Cuntminion]

Like a really loud brain fart !

Yeah , I try and stay away from big topics though race, religion , favourite smurf

Anything that can lead to animosity, you just don't need it do ya?


There is zero point in going into serious chat in a punt

[Thepacifist]

If it's my first time meeting her I'll confirm services then pay her and take a quick shower. I'll come back naked and get on with it. I'll chat between rounds or lick her pussy while I'm recovering. Be politely assertive, it's your punt, 'do it your way'

[Cuntminion]

If it's my first time meeting her I'll confirm services then pay her and take a quick shower. I'll come back naked and get on with it. I'll chat between rounds or lick her pussy while I'm recovering. Be politely assertive, it's your punt, 'do it your way'

Like burger king?

[vw]

do it your way'

+1

[zundabar]

If it's someone new then It's a little uncomfortable hating at the beginning as you know nothing at all about the person so personally I prefer to get down to it and leave any chat until the end of the booking so they and I are more relaxed and feel comfy chatting about all and sundry
Im not a big talker anyway unless it's about zombies or Marvel so much prefer to get on with what we are there for

If the guy is very nervous chatting just makes it worse as the tension is still building up and I find it's hard to be nervous when snogging someone

Interesting, would have assumed the default stance on this for an escort would be to have a chat at the start to get a general idea of what the punter is like or whether they are a nutter/timewaster/stalkery/an arrogant bastard but from what your saying it seems like the best way to get comfortable with someone is to get on with it so you can both open up a little at the end. Will try that next time I have a first time booking with someone and see how things compare.

Me being a bit narrow minded in retrospect, you probably get a feel for the person at the other end from calls or texts and in the shorter bookings most people do chatting outside of downtime would be a waste. Will leave this discussion to the much more experienced members of the community.

[Hawkwind71]

I like to say, so how was your day? And I can't believe the number of times I have heard. "Actually you are my only/first client today.

To which I think 1) She saved the whole day for me 2) I saved her from a dusty phone 3) She's lieing to make feel good.

Probably the latter. 

[Ben4454]

Quick and easy method : mid conversation take your dick out and put her hand on it.

Always works for me.

If it doesn't I bash her over the head with it and walk out with the boiler

[jlike]

Generally after the hello's etc the 1st question I ask if it is someone new is 'any do's and don'ts' to establish the ground rules, then get on with it, any more chat can be left until the end and hopefully in their time. Also try and avoid the massage that is often offered as well as I know it will generally be crap.
I have had an interesting and good experience twice now with a girl that only does outcalls, last time was Saturday night. She charges extra for travel outside of the city and for her to drive to mine was going to be about £35 extra. She did suggest me meeting her on the edge of the city and going off in my car for a car meet which would not incurr a travel charge. I offered a return suggestion that I could meet her in the city and drive to mine in my car and, suprisingly, she accepted. So both times now I have picked her up and driven her to mine which takes about 30 mins each way. This means there is plenty of time for chit chat whilst we are driving and in unpaid time so when we get to mine I have an hour full of fun and then more chat whilst we are driving back. I quite like this arrangement as I  get 2hrs of company and interaction for the price of 1 hr (£100) and she is an interesting person to talk to as well.

[DanDingle]

If the wg starts off dressed in her undies with a long DFK as soon as she opens the door, then I'm fine with chat (only happened a handful of times!).
If she's fully dressed and welcomes me in, then sits away from me on the other side of the room...that's a different matter!