Abbie English 2018 (Northern Girls do it Better), Brentwood or tour

[Biggrim]

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Usually in Brentwood but does tour.

Abby is a fantastic woman who loves to please and be pleased.

I’ve seen Abby a few times and each meeting tops the previous without fail.
I always opt for a GFE which Abby excells at offering an intimate no rush experience with plenty of passionate and deep french kissing.

Abby is always immaculately presented, usually in a slinky little black number with stockings and a smile, she does not exaggerate on her profile when she states that she is a blonde stunner, if anything I feel she downplays on how attractive both physically and intellectually she really is.

I anticipate having many more meetings with Abby in the future as I find her enthralling and I really enjoy y the time we spend together, and I feel that Abby feels the same.

To summarise, Abby is a fantastic lady and should be treated with the utmost courtesy and respect and in doing so you will be guaranteed an amazing time.

[happyharry]

Oh dear. Wait for it.........

[Cupid Stuntz]

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[Biggrim]

Oh dear. Wait for it.........

Your meaning?

[Feeling Hopefull]

Meaning you are either Abbey or her pump, which one is it?

[Biggrim]

Meaning you are either Abbey or her pump, which one is it?

Neither. I’m one of her regulars. As stated I’ve seen her a number of times.

Obviously one can’t sing the praises of another without people jumping to conclusions   

[Moby Dick]

+1
This is not a review.
No price, no services, no duration.

Why are you promoting/touting her on your first day of joining?

Meaning you are either Abbey or her pump, which one is it?

[Biggrim]

+1
This is not a review.
No price, no services, no duration.

Why are you promoting/touting her on your first day of joining?

My apologies, I wasn’t aware listing prices and services were a pre-requisite for leaving a review Bu if I must I paid £130 for an hour as for services I stated in the review that I opt for her GFE, as to what Ihat that involves I leave between Abby and myself, I don’t want to give out explicit details so that others can fantasise and beat their meat. If you want to experience what Abby has to offer then do it the right way.

[Moby Dick]

Based on your review - no chance
Read the rules.

My apologies, I wasn’t aware listing prices and services were a pre-requisite for leaving a review Bu if I must I paid £130 for an hour as for services I stated in the review that I opt for her GFE, as to what Ihat that involves I leave between Abby and myself, I don’t want to give out explicit details so that others can fantasise and beat their meat. If you want to experience what Abby has to offer then do it the right way.

[Moby Dick]

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My apologies, I wasn’t aware listing prices and services were a pre-requisite for leaving a review Bu if I must I paid £130 for an hour as for services I stated in the review that I opt for her GFE, as to what Ihat that involves I leave between Abby and myself, I don’t want to give out explicit details so that others can fantasise and beat their meat. If you want to experience what Abby has to offer then do it the right way.

[fatboy]

My apologies, I wasn’t aware listing prices and services were a pre-requisite for leaving a review Bu if I must I paid £130 for an hour as for services I stated in the review that I opt for her GFE, as to what Ihat that involves I leave between Abby and myself, I don’t want to give out explicit details so that others can fantasise and beat their meat. If you want to experience what Abby has to offer then do it the right way.

My advice before writing a review is to read the Wiki link that Moby has given and then briefly tell us about the punt.
You don't have to go into detail if you do not want to.
Basically it's her rough location, is the girl like her profile, what services she does/does not do, and how good she is/is
not at her job.
Lastly, would you return ?
Don't be too flowery, phrases like 'treat her well/with respect' are viewed with suspicion
hence the comments on your review.
That's really it, happy punting and we look forward to your next review.....cheers, FB 

[fatboy]

BTW, meant to ask, does she really have whiskers and a black nose ? 

[mrx007]

Abby was looking hot but the similarity with her profile to her friend's, as well as this reliable review, has actually put me off.

Cheers

[GreyDave]

  Northern girls do what better?

Take yer cash ,chat shit with an accent, do f all , get some soft sothern lad to write and advert for them.

Reveiws are plenty full on this site lv . read them you will see what most of us expect for a good service 

Might put you off and that job at Aldi may look like your thing  you could still meet interesting people and take cash from them if thats you buzzz

[mrx007]

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I’ve seen Abby a few times and each meeting tops the previous without fail.

she does not exaggerate on her profile when she states that she is a blonde stunner, if anything I feel she downplays on how attractive both physically and intellectually she really is.

I find her enthralling and I really enjoy y the time we spend together, and I feel that Abby feels the same.

 Abby is a fantastic lady and should be treated with the utmost courtesy and respect.

I've edited your made up fake review Abby just for a laugh:

It's actually embarrassing to read. But it is quite funny. Thanks

[Hackneylad1]

I've edited your made up fake review Abby just for a laugh:

It's actually embarrassing to read. But it is quite funny. Thanks

+1 zero marks for effort in trying to make this look vaguely real

[Dulmenite]

About as reliable a review as a Malaysian Football Referee with a whistle in his mouth .

[Belgarion]

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Usually in Brentwood but does tour.

Abby is a fantastic woman who loves to please and be pleased.

I’ve seen Abby a few times and each meeting tops the previous without fail.
I always opt for a GFE which Abby excells at offering an intimate no rush experience with plenty of passionate and deep french kissing.

Abby is always immaculately presented, usually in a slinky little black number with stockings and a smile, she does not exaggerate on her profile when she states that she is a blonde stunner, if anything I feel she downplays on how attractive both physically and intellectually she really is.

I anticipate having many more meetings with Abby in the future as I find her enthralling and I really enjoy y the time we spend together, and I feel that Abby feels the same.

To summarise, Abby is a fantastic lady and should be treated with the utmost courtesy and respect and in doing so you will be guaranteed an amazing time.

Hello Abby.

Long time no speak

[vw]

Abby is a fantastic lady and should be treated with the utmost courtesy and respect and in doing so you will be guaranteed an amazing time.

Hi Abby 

[Happyjose]

She's got some interesting recent feedback - sounds like a timewasting prossie with an entitled attitude

Touting herself on here will backfire

[James999]

Abby is a fantastic lady

Thanks for the advert Abby, obviously business is slow for you, have you ever thought of improving your service and then client may return and you not have to tout like this for business 

A couple of your recent clients have said 

popitin8 (6) 22/06/2018 21:01 Seeking Services
  Not happy! Paid for 45 and kicked me out after 15 due to a daft "cum limit" which is not on her profile at time of booking. Feel ripped off!

hunk_studbuckle (0) 23/06/2018 09:51 Seeking Services
  POPITIN8 says - >10 of the 30 mins was you leaving the room, then arguing about HIDDEN cum limits. Can't be trusted!

[nervous colin]

Thanks for the advert Abby, obviously business is slow for you, have you ever thought of improving your service and then client may return and you not have to tout like this for business 

A couple of your recent clients have said 

popitin8 (6) 22/06/2018 21:01 Seeking Services
  Not happy! Paid for 45 and kicked me out after 15 due to a daft "cum limit" which is not on her profile at time of booking. Feel ripped off!

hunk_studbuckle (0) 23/06/2018 09:51 Seeking Services
  POPITIN8 says - >10 of the 30 mins was you leaving the room, then arguing about HIDDEN cum limits. Can't be trusted!

I read those too. So not allowed to cum more than once then?

Off my hotlist

[hungrypunt]

Fuckin Lapdancers....always in your face.

Cheers Abs

[Happyjose]

Most telling: her responses

1.   You actually had 30 mins of a 45 min booking, you weren’t going to come again in the last 15      mins - I can’t control when you come

2.     Are you seriously STILL going on? Over £15? No1 EVER complains. I have lots of regs, your opinion doesn’t count babe. Get over it! Weirdo

Helpfully confirming the punters complaints. Silly bint

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[Abbyenglish]

The reason I didn’t let him come more than once was coz he absolutely stunk, I didn’t want to write that on there and embarrass him, I text him and told him after he left though and I have the texts to prove this, if I was that bad all of my feedback would be bad - I don’t have a come limit, I let people come twice in a 15 min booking if they can. xxx

[Abbyenglish]

And he’s actually contradicted himself in both messages - but none of you seem to of noticed that? I can post screenshots of the texts if it’s possible xxx

[Belgarion]

And he’s actually contradicted himself in both messages - but none of you seem to of noticed that? I can post screenshots of the texts if it’s possible xxx

As always the punter stinks when you get bad feedback. Why did you not send him away and not take his money at all?

[Abbyenglish]

Because he already had his clothes off and I don’t like to embarrass people and make them feel crap, some people don’t actually realise they have poor personal hygiene but I told him since he was so rude - would you like to see the texts? xxx

[magnetico]

I bet that Abbyenglish / Biggrim got the same IP address. 

[Abbyenglish]

He admitted he was stinking ...... the IP address is something the moderator can check, is it not? xxx


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[NigelF]

The reason I didn’t let him come more than once was coz he absolutely stunk,

If that's true then why did you even let him cum once? Why do you have so little respect for yourself (and him)?

I didn’t want to write that on there and embarrass him, I text him and told him after he left though and I have the texts to prove this

Sounds like bollocks and you're just trying to back track. You were happy to let him slag you off and you seemed to admit what he said was true but now all of a sudden you're claiming he stank or whatever. Post the texts to prove it then (redact his number and any other identifying information).

if I was that bad all of my feedback would be bad

Rubbish, there are loads of shit escorts out there who have LESS bad AW feedback than you! Most punters are afraid to leave negative feedback (as any retaliation would affect them far more than it would the girl) so the fact that you already have one (plus the feedback only) is a really bad sign. Also, most escorts are able to rack up positives very easily even if they're not deserved.

I don’t have a come limit, I let people come twice in a 15 min booking if they can. xxx

Then why do at least 2 separate punters say you do? And why did you admit (in your own response to the negative feedback) to kicking one of them out at least 15 mins early (and admit that the other must have had a point too because he was arguing over £15).

Edit: Oh, I presume you're claiming they're both from the same person (which possibly explains his "you deserve it" comment in the text you showed). Regardless, why did you admit to kicking him out at least 15 mins early if that wasn't true?

[NigelF]

He admitted he was stinking ...... the IP address is something the moderator can check, is it not? xxx


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That's not him admitting to being "stinking" at all. All he seems to admit to is not having a shower at the start - and that's me generously interpreting his phrase "spruce up" - perhaps he just meant the way he dressed, his hair or his fragrance etc. You've also been very selective about what you've shown and so crucial context is missing. Please post the whole conversation (again, hide anything that could be identifying).

Because he already had his clothes off and I don’t like to embarrass people and make them feel crap, some people don’t actually realise they have poor personal hygiene but I told him since he was so rude - would you like to see the texts? xxx

Are you really too thick to realise that not telling him (and delivering a crap/shortened service) is even more rude than potentially making him "feel like crap". And god knows why you're worried about offending people with the truth (assuming it actually it is, which I doubt).

[Abbyenglish]

It’s not 2 separate reviews - if you read it , the 2nd review is referring to the 1st one left, and is the same user name as 1st, (poptin8 says). I commented on the 1st feedback - you had 30 mins, and the 2nd feedback is in response to that ( 10 mins of them 30) therefore contradicting him apparently being ‘chucked out’ after 10 mins, he admits he had a 30 min booking. if people are so scared to leave bad feedback then what is the point of the feedback at all? So if I say he stunk I’m lying but I prove I’m being truthful then I’m disrespectful to myself? No I’m just respectful to my clients - they pay my bills after all. xxx

[Abbyenglish]

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[Belgarion]

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Thanks for providing context and a glimpse into your attitude.

As your spelling is atrocious I assume one of your friends wrote this review for you.

It does not read like a man wrote it at all.

[Hackneylad1]

Off the hotlist. Chelmsford remains a desert but I wont be wasting my money on a scammer like this.

[Happyjose]

OP banned

She/he set up another account to complain about one of my posts

She just keeps on digging......

[vw]

The reason I didn’t let him come more than once was coz he absolutely stunk, I didn’t want to write that on there and embarrass him, I text him and told him after he left though and I have the texts to prove this, if I was that bad all of my feedback would be bad - I don’t have a come limit, I let people come twice in a 15 min booking if they can. xxx

how can text prove people stink?  Just a typical excuse prossies use.

And if true that's not nice to other escorts setting them up for a stinker. 


Good to know you are the type to mock premature ejaculators.  I'm sure that will help others to avoid you

[vw]

She has hid her AW feedback now, very deceptive of her.   

[Redwoodentransistor]

Well all that's very interesting, but "treat her well" nonetheless   

[Abbyenglish]

I don’t mean to sound rude but rudeness where it’s due - im not actually stupid , I have a degree in physiology- the client in question called me a fat ugly whore as he was leaving , hence the reply and attitude in my text - my client base obviously don’t use this site - hence me ever having a bad or good review on here and always being busy, my clients in Essex are generally young and gorgeous and to be honest, mostly I feel like I should be paying them - so I’ll go full throttle on you lot with my honesty- your saying customers are too scared to leave bad feedback but I think a lot of girls are scared to defend themselves on this site due to your reactions and comments- seen the reply’s I’ve had on this site? Are you’s for real? Telling me to have respect for myself for seeing a smelly client and accusing me of lying and slating me for my reply to his texts and blatant disregard for my feelings - calling me a chubby skank?? Yet all of you will sit on here and call a girl for her appearance etc but still pay her for a service??? Sorry didn’t realise your all brad Pitt 

[Abbyenglish]

You know what I’d like, a website for the escorts to sit and slate all your appearances, body parts and sexual talents - if we spoke about you, the way you do about us, you’d probably never have any kind of confidence or sex again

[Abbyenglish]

how can text prove people stink?  Just a typical excuse prossies use.

And if true that's not nice to other escorts setting them up for a stinker. 


Good to know you are the type to mock premature ejaculators.  I'm sure that will help others to avoid you

90% of my customers come quick - hence me having no come limit - he called me a fat whore, insults where insults are due are YOU that THICK that I’d insult a normal happy client, that I like and respect with a comment like that? PLEASE , I’m blonde not silly. The texts proved he stank as he doesn’t deny but collaborates what I’m saying ..... use your common sense please  xxx

[vw]

You know what I’d like, a website for the escorts to sit and slate all your appearances, body parts and sexual talents - if we spoke about you, the way you do about us, you’d probably never have any kind of confidence or sex again

Here you go External Link/Members Only

Welcome to my blacklist BTW. 

[Happyjose]

You know what I’d like, a website for the escorts to sit and slate all your appearances, body parts and sexual talents - if we spoke about you, the way you do about us, you’d probably never have any kind of confidence or sex again

Possibly, but it would mean your ability to rent your holes out to all and sundry for cash would be diminished

Over 180k members have the potential to view this thread, and you just keep on digging.....

[Abbyenglish]

My clientele obviously don’t use this site, or I’d have good / bad reviews as I previously stated - I’ve been in this profession off n on for 13 years n still have clients that come n see me st least once a month since my very 1st days, I get a lot of work through word of mouth, this website does not effect or worry me at all  xxx

[Abbyenglish]

Here you go External Link/Members Only

Welcome to my blacklist BTW. 

Devastated I’m sure

[Happyjose]

Oh, and blondie -  I think you meant corroborate, not collaborate

[Abbyenglish]

Oh, and blondie -  I think you meant corroborate, not collaborate

iPhone changing my words, trying to type with nails and zero sleep as I have a baby , hence me not noticing the word being changed - sorry

[vw]

My clientele obviously don’t use this site, or I’d have good / bad reviews as I previously stated - I’ve been in this profession off n on for 13 years n still have clients that come n see me st least once a month since my very 1st days, I get a lot of work through word of mouth, this website does not effect or worry me at all  xxx

So you started at 17?