I know I'm going to get some stick from the "stop being such a moralistic cunt this is a punting forum" types but here goes.....
Why would a married punter take such a risk? In my opinion its bad enough that I (did & probably will again) fuck prossie's behind my wife's back without rubbing her nose in it.
If you hate her so much just get a divorce!
Yet again stupidly this would mean almost inviting a prossie into your personal life with the added bonus that said trollop now knows what your wife looks like,
Also unless you are going to fuck said prossie (eventually) what's the point in paying her just to parade around?
I agree with the location comments, Mrs Y wanted to go to Manchester to see an old mate & do a bit of shopping, at the end of it she asked how I knew where all the free/cheap car parking spaces were & how did I know all of the short cuts.
I just pointed out she was a woman driver so wouldn't understand how easy such a City is to navigate. Bear in mind we live over 100 miles away & I had apparently only had a couple of business meetings there in the past.
Just goes to show its probably the small mistakes that will trip you up