Next punter arriving at the same time as you are leaving a punt

[the_exile]

On a final note, in the walk ups you would hear the current punter shagging while you waited with the “maid” watching telly, breathing in her second hand smoke and making small talk. At least they shielded you from each other but passing on the stairs was commonplace.

Yes sounds like a Soho walk up I remember, the room had two doors so the WG could let out the other punter before letting you in.

[freeze44]

Sat in reception of local brothel waiting for escort I chose from what was available that afternoon. Big meat head sat opposite me looked like contender for Britain's strongest man staring at me.
Got into room with her eventually and told her that guy in reception staring at me looks like a goon.
"That's my husband" she told me.

  size 11's right in it then!! How did the punt go??

Had one where another punter was in the next room and made my competitive steak come out where wanted to make my punt the better one! 

[katmandu]

size 11's right in it then!! How did the punt go??

Had one where another punter was in the next room and made my competitive steak come out where wanted to make my punt the better one! 

Was years ago. I banged her and got out of there sharpish. 

[snaitram99]

Back in the days when I used to punt in the Parlours, though, there were some where the management went to some lengths to keep waiting punters separate from each other, while other management's - Sandy's, for example - had quite a clubby atmosphere

Only one I've ever been in with a communal waiting room was Cleo's in Somerset. Bit of a surprise first time as used to ones where they played the game of hide one punter from another, but never a problem - nice cup of tea, chat about the weather, get a chance to see the girls line up before your turn came!

In Thai massage shops occasionally see someone waiting or been waiting myself. Play guess legit massage only or extras. Sometimes been drinking green tea afterwards and a lady comes in for legit massage appt. Rather than sit looking guilty I discuss the merits of a good stretch by the ladies.

[B4bcock]

size 11's right in it then!! How did the punt go??

Had one where another punter was in the next room and made my competitive steak come out where wanted to make my punt the better one! 

Competitive steak??    You sure it wasn't a pound of pork which came out? 

[Doc Holliday]

Sat in reception of local brothel waiting for escort I chose from what was available that afternoon. Big meat head sat opposite me looked like contender for Britain's strongest man staring at me.
Got into room with her eventually and told her that guy in reception staring at me looks like a goon.
"That's my husband" she told me.

  That wins the prize.

[tantric talents]

OP sounds like a fantasist indeed

Yes but it has got us all reminiscing.
There’s a certain block in Sussex Gardens where you cant fail to spot the punters nearby with their phones waiting for the all clear 

[southern punter]

Couldn't give a monkeys personally.   One benefit of being a single guy and a billy no-mates I suppose, I don't fear anybody seeing me.  Might sound weird but I quite like the idea of places with more of a "clubby atmosphere" as someone put it above.  I'd happily have a punt, hang out, drink a beer, maybe shoot some pool, swap some punting stories etc with other blokes or the WGs, and then have another punt once I'm recharged, if there was a place set up like that.  But parlours I've been seem to play the "hide the clients from each other" game very carefully, so I've only ever passed people on the way in/out.

[tesla]

Couldn't give a monkeys personally.   One benefit of being a single guy and a billy no-mates I suppose, I don't fear anybody seeing me.  Might sound weird but I quite like the idea of places with more of a "clubby atmosphere" as someone put it above.  I'd happily have a punt, hang out, drink a beer, maybe shoot some pool, swap some punting stories etc with other blokes or the WGs, and then have another punt once I'm recharged, if there was a place set up like that.  But parlours I've been seem to play the "hide the clients from each other" game very carefully, so I've only ever passed people on the way in/out.

I think the place you described was called " Chesterfields" in Manchester, closed down some years ago

[Itsnotshy]

Couldn't give a monkeys personally.   One benefit of being a single guy and a billy no-mates I suppose, I don't fear anybody seeing me.  Might sound weird but I quite like the idea of places with more of a "clubby atmosphere" as someone put it above.  I'd happily have a punt, hang out, drink a beer, maybe shoot some pool, swap some punting stories etc with other blokes or the WGs, and then have another punt once I'm recharged, if there was a place set up like that.  But parlours I've been seem to play the "hide the clients from each other" game very carefully, so I've only ever passed people on the way in/out.

Agree 100%.
Why should we be ashamed of wanting to have sex with women just because society says so, it's natural, it's not perverse........most of the time anyway.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Had this happen part of a review a while ago now, but it went like this!

This girl sopke bugger all english and a crap phone was about to give up when..!



Called back to the block and then called again told to wait two minutes then she'd let me in so waited then at the same time as the door buzzed a man came out whilst i went in. I still hadn't been told the flat number and just as we were passing each other he'd noticed that i seemed to be a bit hesitant in the doorway, it went like this.

Him: Do yer know what flat yer looking for mate?
Me: Err no, the person I'm seeing hasn't given me her flat number.
Him: Ah!, you looking for that blonde bird then?.
Me: Well as it happens yes she is blonde.
Him: Well you'll want flat number xx then!.
Me (somewhat taken aback) Ah you've just seen her then?.
Him: Yep, bloody good fuck her, you'll enjoy yerself:)
Me: I'd better be getting along then!
Him: Yep goodnight
Me: Nite!.

What is it that one punter recognises another?. Do we look that obvious?

[nimrodluvsit]

I remember seeing Kinkster quite a few years ago when she was doing the odd incall day (Saturday I believe) from another well known girls apartment in Whitefield. As I was leaving the block to walk to my car I passed another guy, phone in hand texting.  He was looking a bit lost/confused/furtive, and I was tempted to tell him she'll be ready in a minute but bottled it I'm afraid. 😂😂😂😂

[threechilliman]

I remember seeing Kinkster quite a few years ago when she was doing the odd incall day (Saturday I believe) from another well known girls apartment in Whitefield. As I was leaving the block to walk to my car I passed another guy, phone in hand texting.  He was looking a bit lost/confused/furtive, and I was tempted to tell him she'll be ready in a minute but bottled it I'm afraid. 😂😂😂😂

Don't think I'd have been able to resist!

[myothernameis]

As I was leaving the block to walk to my car I passed another guy, phone in hand texting. 

There's an escort in Glasgow, will take bookings by text, and its very common for her to be busy, and sometimes like you say, you cant help but notice the other guy on his phone, and heading in the direction of that flat, and as you look back, the guy has just gone in

[Home Alone]

Don't think I'd have been able to resist!

Me, neither. A cheery, "You'll want flat 167, mate! : "  might have settled his nerves!

[socks]

I remember finishing up with a lovely lady a few years back. Just as I was walking from her room she got a text, looked at it and said something like gosh better jump in the shower quick. Opened the front door and the horny next fucker was in his car, sat on her drive. I said goodbye extra cheerily to do my best not to sound like anything was untoward about my departure (ie I hadn't been balls deep in her arse just 10 minutes ago, before chucking my muck all over her face) and didn't look at him or back. I heard her shut her door very quickly though - clean she was and I bet she made him wait until she was scrubbed up, showered and ready, good for her!

[camshaft72uk]

Having a very nice Thai massage in Leeds a few years back and the answer phone kicked in to record. Heard an old friend of mine confirming his booking, straight after me!!! Didn't say anything to her, but made a very considered route away from the house. Lol

[sparkus]

Me, neither. A cheery, "You'll want flat 167, mate! : "  might have settled his nerves!

Oh Christ, as reported on here before there was the 1am incident where I'd got my houses confused and mistakenly barged my way into what I thought was a Chinese massage parlour, only to be told otherwise by an irate shirtless neighbour.

[the_exile]

Have had to do the hide in the bathroom thing to avoid seeing the next punter when leaving. Think that has happened a couple of times.

I am not that bothered about seeing other punters, as said before we are there for the same thing. What is a bit weird is finding that there are other people at the house or flat that you weren't expecting. With a Chinese girl at a house, found there was a bloke in the next room on his phone, sounded like he was talking to someone at his bank. Girl didn't seem to know who he was but we just got on with it and tried to be quiet. Once we were fucking though the bed was creaking and she started moaning, it would have been very obvious to who was in the other room what we were doing! Found out later he was a friend of the lady who ran the place who stayed there sometimes, so would guess he knew what was going on.

[Chorley]

Loads of times
However, particularly at tub and tug places.  It's almost a given
Onwards and upwards.

[sparkus]

The last bathroom/next client detour, I managed to pull the maid over to me (as she'd taken me in there) and as her bra-less tits were so visible I was able to get myself a free play with them. 

Never actually seen another punter at a massage flat but have a few times at TCMs, including walking in on one due to receptionist telling me wrong room.

[Bogof60]

Couple of years ago leaving a WG's place saw someone sitting in a car playing with his phone who had the "Punter Waiting " look about him.
His car was the exact make model year and spec that I wanted in my next car. Not a rare car but rare in that particular configuration.
As I pulled away he got out of his car and went in the direction of the WG's place. It could well have been the one I was seeing as I knew she had a booking soon after mine.
A couple of months later I bought my new , second hand, car in exactly the spec I was looking for and even in the same colour that the other punter had been driving.
I often wonder.   

[winkywanky]

There's a strange kind of symmetry in that little story which I like, he got his 2nd-hand shag just after you beat him to it, and then you got your 2nd-hand car just like his.

The only question which remains is, was the WG a nice sporty model with the top down, and did she appreciate being serviced and refuelled?

[Ali Katt]

Here is a hypothetical scenario that has never happened to me, but I do find myself occasionally worrying that it might. At the end of a punt, when you are in the process of leaving the SP's address/hotel room, the next punter is rocking up at the same time you are leaving. The next chap presumably knows exactly what you are doing there and vice-versa. Was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone on UKP?

Here's another hypothetical situation: how about you get your willy wet instead of sounding like a teenage boy. Has it happened to me? Yes in parlours did either of us care? No.

[Dipper]

Here's another hypothetical situation: how about you get your willy wet instead of sounding like a teenage boy. Has it happened to me? Yes in parlours did either of us care? No.

LOL.

[Bogof60]

There's a strange kind of symmetry in that little story which I like, he got his 2nd-hand shag just after you beat him to it, and then you got your 2nd-hand car just like his.

The only question which remains is, was the WG a nice sporty model with the top down, and did she appreciate being serviced and refuelled?

Yes and Yes

 

[Urban_G]

There used to be a parlour in South London called Debbie's and if I remember correctly they had a communal waiting room.

[Colston36]

If it happens, there's only one conclusion to draw: the girl is a dirty bitch who doesn't wash between customers

I like dirty bitches.

[sparkus]

There used to be a parlour in South London called Debbie's and if I remember correctly they had a communal waiting room.

There was one operating above a dental repair shop on Lee Bridge Road and they seemed to be almost sharing premises, after the shop closed the brothel had use of its waiting room, though I never saw another punter in there.

[AlwaysLooking]

Never bumped into anyone, however was walking down the stairs once and the doorbell rang. Another girl went to the door, as my girl hurried me back upstairs and into the bathroom and stood guard outside. Have to admit I did look through the key hole to see if I recognised the other guy. I didn't.

That said have walked out of a few hotel meets, and seen guys in reception area or just outside that are just checking and re-checking non smart phones. Always have to smile as I wonder if they're next.

[sunnyj]

Happened many times to me and if possible I try to avoid bumping into another punter.

When I was leaving, she buzzed in another Punter and I literally saw him on the display screen waiting outside the main door. I took the stairs to avoid bumping into him. 

[earlgreyman]

Here is a hypothetical scenario that has never happened to me, but I do find myself occasionally worrying that it might. At the end of a punt, when you are in the process of leaving the SP's address/hotel room, the next punter is rocking up at the same time you are leaving. The next chap presumably knows exactly what you are doing there and vice-versa. Was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone on UKP?

A few times but not recently as I tend not to go to brothels any more where this tends to happen more often.

After the initial worry and shame, I just shrug it off - relieved that it's not a relative or a mate. I have muttered under my breath on some occasions 'don't bother', when the punt was particularly bad. 

[sparkus]

Actually one that sprung to mind earlier as I contemplated visiting her, was a massage SP who operated out of a block of flats.  The process of booking was always by text and she would, even after multiple visits ,insist on texting me when I could come ie. almost street by street from the station.

She was always open that she had a "boyfriend" and that he was "supportive" of what she did and knew about it. 

I did see the same bloke leaving hers twice in a row when I was stood hung around (I knew where she lived obv so I didn't need to actually go through with the text by text advancement on her place and waited nearby) so I am guessing that's the boyfriend rather than a fellow client.

[unclepokey]

I remember one time about 15 years ago when I had a 2nd FFM visit with Diane of Bushey accompanied with the delicious black girl Hope of Rushden. The girls got on big time and we overran quite a while.
As we eventually left Diane's flat there was a bloke I'd seen at one of the Hilton socials that Diane and Tiny used to run. I think he was called Kevin. He was just about to push Diane's button. I gave him a wink and Hope and I went on our way.  What happened after I don't know. Hope and I creased up in the car on the way to lunch.

Uncle Pokey

[roger_weekly]

OMG, don't mention Hope (youneedhope.com), she was fabulous, i missed her at Rushden but saw her several times in Northampton, fabulous times

[GreyDave]

Often happens as I do the walk ups ( or did before this ) some times
 Ive past men leaving the funhouse some times I speak to my Uncle Steve if the old dogs been in before me 

[Brokenshed]

I hate the silly attempts at discretion in parlour, being shoved into toilets bathrooms, galley kitchens, being delayed from walking downstairs or up, whilst another punter is coming. Worst if the girls are asked to leave the kitchen and stand in the yard, depriving me of a quick check on who I might want visit next time.

[Vanbarn]

Back in the 2000s hayleys in Manchester used to have a pretty full waiting room. I remember looking around once and there was about 5 blokes all just starring at the wall sat in individual chairs. No small talk at all
Sandys used to be more like a dentists waiting room with magazines etc.
Sheridans has walls so thin you can hear a pin drop while your sat in reception.  Adds to the experience i guess
Nowadays im not fussed who i bump into. In fact usually i hope we all join in together

[tesla]

I have had some good fun in waiting rooms in the past, watching a girl bring her naked submissive client in and spank/cane him bent over the desk in front of me and two other clients waiting.

[jeanphillipe]

Happend to me at a romanians flat. They were working in twos, when i finished the other girl casually walked in jaberring away excitedly and then proceeded to fix her makeup. I was gutted as she was much better looking than the girl i had. As i went for the door i was asked to go back in to the room " you wait" she pointed   ... i got the gist as heard the door knock, i saw him go through to the other room. They way they greeted with a hug and deep kiss i was like "wtf" not normal rom behavioir, must have been a regular.

[sparkus]

One of my first ever punts was an African brothel in Barking (I think some know the one) and I did have to see (he didn't see me) the bloke before me strutting around the other room with his top off and flab spilling around.  Yer typical white van man geezer type, bald head with tats so not exactly pleasing on the eye.

Another I did make eye contact with as I left, a shy nervous looking tiny African bloke in a tank top who looked as if he'd wandered in by mistake on the way to church, ushered into the next bedroom by the maid and had sat there listening to my squeaking mattress and her asking me to do her in various positions.

[winkywanky]

Happend to me at a romanians flat. They were working in twos, when i finished the other girl casually walked in jaberring away excitedly and then proceeded to fix her makeup. I was gutted as she was much better looking than the girl i had. As i went for the door i was asked to go back in to the room " you wait" she pointed   ... i got the gist as heard the door knock, i saw him go through to the other room. They way they greeted with a hug and deep kiss i was like "wtf" not normal rom behavioir, must have been a regular.

With such a warm welcome, possibly the Pimp of course  .

[king tarzan]

Been a few times... and have told each other no way, don't bother... or given the thumbs up all in very brief passing...

Was once waiting outside, a bloke come down flustered and shaking, told me not to bother, he said he went in for threesome, the women were fucking about, and when he started to complain pimp walked in with knife and put it to his throat and told him to fuck off.. and obviously he did, this was about 15 years ago..

[Bogof60]

Happend to me at a romanians flat. They were working in twos, when i finished the other girl casually walked in jaberring away excitedly and then proceeded to fix her makeup. I was gutted as she was much better looking than the girl i had. As i went for the door i was asked to go back in to the room " you wait" she pointed   ... i got the gist as heard the door knock, i saw him go through to the other room. They way they greeted with a hug and deep kiss i was like "wtf" not normal rom behavioir, must have been a regular.

The other WG has walked into the common area of the Flat or house a few times after I have finished with A Rom WG.
It's either to show off their wares in case you fancy coming back and booking them instead of maybe just plain nosey.
As I say it's a particularly Rom trait in my experience.
Anyone else notice this?

[sparkus]

The other WG has walked into the common area of the Flat or house a few times after I have finished with A Rom WG.
It's either to show off their wares in case you fancy coming back and booking them instead of maybe just plain nosey.
As I say it's a particularly Rom trait in my experience.
Anyone else notice this?

Yes and only with Roms.  I did quite get off at pounding away while a Rom flatmate (who I otherwise wouldn't bother with) sat nearby reading her phone (at least I hope that's what she was doing).

The mature Polish bird in Stratford who's currently shown in the latest reviews, her flatmate was laid naked sprawled on the sofa as I left.  Enjoyed the sneaky peak but not inspired enough to return.

Used to visit a Chinese house in Woodford, chose one of two girls if both available and then after the session had a shower together.  After the shower the maid would sometimes offer tea and I'd be sat there with her and the two girls, one naked just walking around.  I asked why she was walking around naked in front of them and she just shrugged and said it was normal in China.

Several times have used WGs working from hotels where two are using the same room and the other goes and sits in the bathroom.

[Handel2020]

Couldn't give a monkeys personally.   One benefit of being a single guy and a billy no-mates I suppose, I don't fear anybody seeing me.  Might sound weird but I quite like the idea of places with more of a "clubby atmosphere" as someone put it above.  I'd happily have a punt, hang out, drink a beer, maybe shoot some pool, swap some punting stories etc with other blokes or the WGs, and then have another punt once I'm recharged, if there was a place set up like that.  But parlours I've been seem to play the "hide the clients from each other" game very carefully, so I've only ever passed people on the way in/out.

Some of the parties were set up like this, but then it was expected you would talk to other punters. The only time I seen this arrangement elsewhere was in a massage parlour near to King's Cross where all the WGs and a few punters were sat around talking. I was young and wanted to get out of the room they were in straight away.

I also seen punters leaving flats while I was going in a couple of times. Once was at HOD where they let a guy leave through a door next to the front room. I was waiting in the front room and was in a jovial mood so said goodbye. One of the WGs, Elle, who was miserable used it as a way to get pissed off with me. Apparently I had broken some social rule in her book, but I suspect her issue was that I had come to see another WG who was better looking than her.

Another time in my early twenties I got friendly with a young WG. Her and the maid let me sit in the front room and chat with them on a Saturday while other guys went in and out. I seen a couple of guys in the hallway. I also seen how unfriendly and cold the WG and maid were to some of those guys.

[Home Alone]

Back in the 2000s hayleys in Manchester used to have a pretty full waiting room. I remember looking around once and there was about 5 blokes all just starring at the wall sat in individual chairs. No small talk at all
Sandys used to be more like a dentists waiting room with magazines etc.
Sheridans has walls so thin you can hear a pin drop while your sat in reception.  Adds to the experience i guess
Nowadays im not fussed who i bump into. In fact usually i hope we all join in together

It used to be quite convivial in Manchistoh in those days - 2005/06-ish.

About once every couple of months, some of us who used to read a Small Black Volume had a sort-of Social meeting an a City centre bar with some of the Parlour SPs who weren't on rota that particular evening. The more, erm, 'enterprising' of the SPs booked themselves in Sacha's Hotel which was - maybe still is  - a well-known venue Incall venue for any girl who didn't work from home or a rented flat. That allowed them to offer Overnights to some of the hornier punters; yours truly, included.

I was like a kid in a sweetshop back then!!  Talk about "more money than sense!!"

[RogerBoner]

I made a direct 9pm booking with Maya so that we could have a late night session. Before I had climaxed (you haven't heard that word recently) her maid phoned and she felt obliged to give a punter a quick blowjob while I smoked her fags and drank some of the Chivas Regal that I'd brought along. This punter put me off and I felt somehow cuckolded. Hence the 7-0 score that evening. It was good fun.

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[unclepokey]

Often happens as I do the walk ups ( or did before this ) some times
 Ive past men leaving the funhouse some times I speak to my Uncle Steve if the old dogs been in before me 

I recall attending one of the Hilton Watford gatherings organised by Tiny and Diane (not the one attended by Nadia Imani but the one before that) when Uncle Steve (2) turned up with an attractive girl and tried to encourage me to take her upstairs and to have a shag. I had to decline as I didn't have more than around £60 on me at the time and I didn't think it would be that kind of gathering, Oh those were the days though!

[rubric]

Another time in my early twenties I got friendly with a young WG. Her and the maid let me sit in the front room and chat with them on a Saturday while other guys went in and out.

Similar - though in my case it was friendly enough with the maid that she would let me sit in the room she was in and chat and have a cup of tea, and yes the difference between the way in which they greeted different men was quite an eye opener - also the coded messages the maid/girls would give girls with some punters.